Matt Fraction's Blog, page 93
March 9, 2017
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Medical Examiner says they OD’d on some new narcotic...
Medical Examiner says they OD’d on some new narcotic called Troll Jerry. It’s made from grits and Prozac.
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Coroner says he was high on somethin’ called Barnyard...
Coroner says he was high on somethin’ called Barnyard Paste. It’s a fertility drug for cocker spaniels.
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They’re callin’ it Toilet Gravy. Kids try it at...
They’re callin’ it Toilet Gravy. Kids try it at parties, next thing they know they’re in a ball pit gettin’ paid to weaponize teletubbies.
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Medical Examiner says she was high on somethin’ called...
Medical Examiner says she was high on somethin’ called Witch Surprise. It’s an anti-anxiety pill for badgers.
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Coroner says she was high on somethin’ called Chimp...
Coroner says she was high on somethin’ called Chimp Tickles. It’s an anti-depressent for elephants.
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Lab says they OD’d on some new narcotic called...
Lab says they OD’d on some new narcotic called Tennessee Purple. It’s made from ice cream and Benadryl.
March 8, 2017
he’s started calling his hair “face noodles”
he’s started calling his hair “face noodles”
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