Matt Fraction's Blog, page 655

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Sometimes brain itunes is like "Yo, 'Spanish Caravan,' Side B, Track 1, WAITING FOR THE SUN," and I'm like brain itunes you fucking suck #how is it that fredricks from new port richey isn't on the tweetory? #bestshow #fredricks #fot #wfmu #egregioustaxonomies #Personal zen trumps professional bullshit every time. #Uh, in as much as zen can be said to "win" anything I mean. #this holiday season, follow @santaNO4every1 and let the urine-soaked terror crush your neck beneath its pointy elf...

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a maaaaaaaaaan in a lady wig #

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In the meadow we can build a snowman/ and pretend that he is Alan Parsons #
Merry Christmas! I baked you a heart attack. http://yfrog.com/35pxiqj #

Hey remember that time i found 19 rolls of film

I found 19 rolls of film that had been shot wholly at random from 2004-2008 and have started cherry picking over on mah flickr.

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internet, thank you for not blowing "Yakov's Nubian Bling Explosion" for me tonight. #words I just typed: "bloody clownsuit-teehee-trauma scenarios" #this holiday season, wont you please follow @santaNO4every1? #ff #santaNO #waste not, want not, huh, moneybags? #gah! bad writing. #nbc is to nikki finke as the one-armed man is to richard kimble #You Know Nothing About Ted Sturgeon, AKA Edward Hamilton Waldo, You Unspeakable Parliament of Morons #harlanellisonskidsalbum #Just realized my...

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"But who would dare volunteer to allow us to test this Polio vaccine on them, Will.I.Am?" #PT Anderson ramping up a new picture. Philip Seymour Hoffman starring. God's in heaven. all's right with the world. #man, FOUR LIONS will be at Sundance… #hey hey/ @ferociousj/ how many kids did you kill today/ because today/ is your birthday/ and i'm pretty sure you can get away with murder/ #http://tinyurl.com/5cpgwt #santaNO! #hash tags, you are stupid #Whoa: Johnny Depp to play Pancho Villa in...

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Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Tyne Daly's Dried, Powdered, Uterus
#has there ever been anything, in the history of everything, that was ever made better by the black eyed peas dropping by? what? no? okay. #"Doctor this surgical procedure has only been completed successfully twice, so… The Black Eyed Peas have dropped by and want to scrub in." #"Roger, Apollo 13. And before we try to get you guys home alive, the Black Eyed Peas want to kick a little something...

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thanks all. 34! suck it, jesus. #
you can sing "Freak Wharf" to the tune of GAY BAR all day if you want (The "something" @pftompkins has 'to put in you' is joyous laughter) #
happy birthday, me! here, i got you type two diabeetus #
okay not really but, goddamn, these cupcakes really make the case #

tweetfeed bulimia

dunno what happened there but, uh, if you ever wanted to read six months of tweets all at once, I'm glad to have given you the shot.

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claude must wear the cone of shame #claude is staring at me with mute, impotent, rage #no means no! #ha ha "think piece" #here: here is an IRON MAN 19 preview for you. http://mattfraction.com/?p=2287 #hey, so darrell hammond stuck around. #wow, EMBRYONIC, you are every bit the outerspace wackadoo that AT WAR WITH THE MYSTICS promised you would be #been ending my emails this afternoon w "ps here is a picture of ___ for you" where ___ = someone wholly random. I AM WONDERFUL TO WORK WITH #"You...