Matt Fraction's Blog, page 645

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"Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from the time when I dressed up like Abraham Lincoln to enrage the ghost of John Wilkes Booth."

tonight on BATHTIME

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they are hiding in the bubbles

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"JOHN! WILKES! BOOTH! You don't kill a president. So if you're mad at me– WHY DON'T YOU COME OUT AND GET ME?!!"'

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@Alejandrobot those were private emails between me and your mother how dare you sir

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@JHickman [Name of Author:] really nailed it on that one

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Giant Useless Asshole Remains Useless, Gigantic

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that guy's like Ozymandias but for youtube

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she called me "menudo" and i did not like it

Dare you open my monkeybox

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hey burglars! maybe this is where i keep my passport, and my pocket knife. OR MY POISON.

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i love ARCHER. good on you guys @NealHolman if for nothing else giving us another hilarious show where jessica walters steals the best lines