Matt Fraction's Blog, page 563

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kip drordy

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@AprilLynn henry told me tonight he misses you, and he wanted me to tell you that. and he wanted me to tell you elephants, and piggies.

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now it HAS passed back into the realm of juggalo-magic

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"It was uncertain if anything actually was on fire or if this was a joke… Investigators were looking to see what might be in his shoes."

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@stevensanders http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/air-marshals-stop-shoe-bomb-attempt-united-jet/story?id=10315314

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hasn't ANYONE at the TSA seen LETHAL WEAPON 2? DIPLOMATS ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED. Also they fuck you at the drive-thru. #krugerrands

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wait, so, diplomats didn't have to take their shoes off at the airport too? awesome.

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tivo; oatmeal; did i already say john c. reilly?; cats, the musical not the animal, but also cats, the animals; kites

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maybe we should all agree to just lower the bar on what defines a "miracle." card tricks, slo-mo, gaterade. john c reilly. smells.

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the earth, the moon. even mars.