If David Gabriel lived here and had a daughter, he just bought her some quorn nuggets at the children's museum
In this Gatorade commercial, Albert Pujols sounds like the Dominican Aaron Sorkin.
hard to start a fire when the matches get wet
@janealmirall His name is "ham" enjoy
get off the fucking mat
dudes in suits at SDCC can argue over if they're mad men cosplaying or inception cosplaying. waistcoats-vs-pocket squares at dawn.
someone's putting together a suits-and-hats, dresses-and-heels, divorce and drinks, dead dog MAD MEN party for sunday night, right? #sdcc
Crepe whistle
Somebody sent my wife a pair of 'desperate housewives' #lookingatyoujamiesrich
happy birthday my darling bride @kellysue
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