i cut the voodoo donut in half so i could eat it, tell myself not to eat the other half, wait 5 minutes, then eat it too #freestyeldiabeetus
you know what my totem for realizing if i'm dreaming or not is? i ask myself if my name is DOM COBB #bwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
don't eat the turlet fruit loops
You know what makes for PERFECT pangolin camouflage? Grassy knolls. Just sayin. #pangolinFACTS
The pangolin's sixteen-inch tongue is covered with a gummy mucus. #pangolinFACTS #gummymucusFACTS
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General Johnson and the Chairmen of the Board #warcrimes
#gasface
man i wish that guy would quit giving me the gas face
Good to see the 2011 Eisner for "best prank" is all stitched up.
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