Matt Fraction's Blog, page 471

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@ivanbrandon with as many men as you have anonymous, unprotected, sex with, it wouldn't surprise me.

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8/18: my grandmother born; @brianmbendis born; my mom's brain explodes c.1984. So, great job, grandma and bendis. #"happy"birthday

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My son has just discovered schtick.

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forget it, jake– they're fucking manatees

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Yes, it's still rape. Yes, even if it happens to a fish.

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There's nothing in this whale's stomach but a bullet. And 2 1/2 gallons of semen. YYYYYYEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #Hawaiifive0seasexcrimesunit

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i'm sure you had a real great view of the action, captain– from behind your coral reef

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@BrianReed do you like fishsticks jack lord

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not so fast, cyberfish. you're going to prison on aqua-centauri. #hawaiifivethousandAD

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mother of god, cass-kai. wait, wrong show.