Mark Perini's Blog, page 2

Fashion Tutorial (5) - Breezy Levis

NSFW...
Do you actually have to pay for these jeans?Julie •
49 minsI think the idea here is that the jeans become part of your body, they become a piece of you...

48 mins WedgieJulie •
48 minsHAHAHAHAHA...It kind of looks like a heart above the pockets 

47 mins and now I see what Ed Sheeran was talking about in the song he wrote for 1D...dimples above the spine or something...? she's got themJulie •
46 minsI also don't know how much you would want to put in those pockets

45 mins

Mark steps out of the shower...

I figured that title would make you look. And I was right. I'm a huge fan of ALL the books written by the lovely Simone Elkeles and just days ago she released the first episode in a web series based on her forthcoming novel WILD CARDS. And guess who's on that cover? My co-author and part namesake of this blog, Mark Perini. Wild Cards releases October 1st. I was lucky enough to read an advanced copy and it's fabulous!




He's also in the web series, though he only has one tiny role in this first episode and I think you might like it...

Fashion Tutorial (4) - Do they get their own dressing room?

I thought models were supposed to be tall?Julie •
10:31 PMChild modeling is a huge business actually there are whole agencies that are set up to only deal with kids...

59 mins I bet those clothes are dry clean onlyJulie •
59 minsHahaha they are dressed in their Sunday best that's for sure...Would you ever buy your kid something that was dry clean only? 

57 mins yeah, when I have a nanny, housekeeper and personal laundry folder. So basically neverand that girl on the right...pink shirt and black skirt...she's doing the secret glare. Probably at her mom, "You're so not my manager anymore."Julie •
55 minsHahahaha she knows she's the boss she's made for the spotlight...I can see her saying "Mom, if I don't want to nap I won't because now I'm a famous runway model" 

53 mins

It's Called Fashion Look It Up... Lie Witness News - Fashion Week 2013

"It's Called Fashion Look It Up"
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It's Called Fashion Look It Up... Lie Witness News - Fashion Week 2013

"It's Called Fashion Look It Up"

Fashion Tutorial (3) - Just a little peck

NSFW... does PETA know?do you often work with livestock?Julie •
10:07 PMI understand the play on words but this is just terrible...Actually, the job I just did I was wrestling pigs...Also did a shoot riding a horse once...

10:08 PM riding a horse....lol.sorry, couldn't help itJulie •
10:09 PMNSFWlol

10:09 PM they've got something covering their...you know....right?Julie •
10:10 PM
Blurred Lines (Unrated Version) A lot of times with these kind of shoots they give you flesh colored underwear...So your "tackle" doesn't get injured...Just like that blurred line video  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwT6DZCQi9k

10:12 PM this is really great timing cause I just got a thank you email from your momJulie •
10:13 PMLol NSFW

10:13 PM there's a warning on this video...okay, I see the panty hose/underwear stuff. As long as the pecking doesn't get out of handJulie •
10:20 PMHahahaha...Are we talking about the chickens or the youtube video now? 

10:22 PM both?Julie •
10:22 PM

Fashion Tutorial (2) - Aliens have acne too

This is so robo-copJulie •9:53 PMI just think this is awful advertising...Sorry Maybelline but this is hot garbage...LOL  http://wfiles.brothersoft.com/t/terminator_2_judgment_day_58609-1920x1080.jpg


9:54 PM that's exactly what I was thinking! Like it says, peel my skin and see what's really under there.um...no thanks.Julie •9:55 PMhttp://2a56b976980e0793ddee-5cc5435fcbc367bb03f9a415e7067a97.r91.cf2.rackcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/1.jpg


9:57 PM In 50 years we'll all look like thatJulie •9:57 PMYour last statement reminded me of that  Blades of Glory  quote"I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday... It's coming up." 


9:59 PM "I WILL BE BACK" that's what's stuck in my head right now thanks to your Terminator picture Julie •10:00 PM