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July 5, 2015
Cerulean Sins Chapter Twenty Eight
I'm sorry I've fallen so behind Dottie but because of the way I do these, they take FOREVER.
Back to Anita Blake
Richard starts screaming and Anita leaves because everyone else is better at taking care of him than she is. She also thinks that Richard let himself get this bad without calling for help because he's trying to commit "passive suicide."
At one time I was annoyed with
Back to Anita Blake
Richard starts screaming and Anita leaves because everyone else is better at taking care of him than she is. She also thinks that Richard let himself get this bad without calling for help because he's trying to commit "passive suicide."
At one time I was annoyed with
June 26, 2015
Cerulean Sins Chapter Twenty Seven
Some of the GIFs in this post come from Incorrect Dragon Age, which is amazingly hilarious if you're a Bioware fan
"I entered the kitchen and found the phone on the hook..."
1) it's what, 2006 in this book and she still has a wired line?
2) As opposed to what? Where else would one find the phone when not in use? Oh, is this because Zebrowski called and despite it being a million years between
"I entered the kitchen and found the phone on the hook..."
1) it's what, 2006 in this book and she still has a wired line?
2) As opposed to what? Where else would one find the phone when not in use? Oh, is this because Zebrowski called and despite it being a million years between
June 18, 2015
Cerulean Sins Chapter Twenty Six
"I got dressed. I couldn't remember if I'd gotten around to using shampoo on my hair, or only gotten it wet, and I didn't care."
Truly, Anita is traumatized.
Richard cut his hair and because of this I have to endure several descriptions of his beautiful copper gold rose amazeaballs hair that spills and spills and spills, and how his body used to go in to Anita's body and his hair was like
Truly, Anita is traumatized.
Richard cut his hair and because of this I have to endure several descriptions of his beautiful copper gold rose amazeaballs hair that spills and spills and spills, and how his body used to go in to Anita's body and his hair was like
May 17, 2015
Cerulean Sins Chapter Twenty Five
So I'm sick and really busy but honestly I FUCKING HATE THIS BOOK. Not only is this one as offensive as always, it is crushingly boring. This book has been nothing but genitals and wankery but I am bored to tears.
But we must soldier on, everyone! Or I'll have to start talking shit about Iggy Azalea and then we'll be here all fucking night.
Anita had a new shower installed in the master
But we must soldier on, everyone! Or I'll have to start talking shit about Iggy Azalea and then we'll be here all fucking night.
Anita had a new shower installed in the master
May 2, 2015
I'm still here
Just in case anyone has been wondering I am still slogging through Cerulean Sins. I have a post in the works as we speak but it probably won't get published until tomorrow. My health is all over the place but I have the next couple of days to myself, so you'll hopefully see a couple of sporks here soon!
April 6, 2015
Cerulean Sins Chapter Twenty Four Part Two
There are so many worthwhile things I could be doing right now. Watching porn. Eating a whole pint of ice cream by myself. Saving Tyria. But here we are.
Because Jason and Anita are still fucking.
Anita screams when her orgasm happens. I think that is hilarious and could be an awesome character trait in the hands of an author with any distance whatsoever from her creation. In this case
Because Jason and Anita are still fucking.
Anita screams when her orgasm happens. I think that is hilarious and could be an awesome character trait in the hands of an author with any distance whatsoever from her creation. In this case
Cerulean Sins Chapter Twenty Four
There are so many worthwhile things I could be doing right now. Watching porn. Eating a whole pint of ice cream by myself. Saving Tyria. But here we are.
Because Jason and Anita are still fucking.
Anita screams when her orgasm happens. I think that is hilarious and could be an awesome character trait in the hands of an author with any distance whatsoever from her creation. In this case
Because Jason and Anita are still fucking.
Anita screams when her orgasm happens. I think that is hilarious and could be an awesome character trait in the hands of an author with any distance whatsoever from her creation. In this case
March 11, 2015
Cerulean Sins Chapter Twenty Four part one
Anita is about to have a SIGNIFICANT DREAM.
Full disclosure: I have written these sorts of scenes myself. It's a thing that happens. But it's like whenever LKH doesn't know what to do next, she drops another one of these in to the mix. For example this one is about Belle Morte.
Belle Morte is not in any sense of the word an effective antagonist. She's too removed from Anita's daily life.
Full disclosure: I have written these sorts of scenes myself. It's a thing that happens. But it's like whenever LKH doesn't know what to do next, she drops another one of these in to the mix. For example this one is about Belle Morte.
Belle Morte is not in any sense of the word an effective antagonist. She's too removed from Anita's daily life.
February 20, 2015
Cerulean Sins Chapter Twenty Three
Dottie's chapter here
"I didn't so much wake, as come to the surface of sleep..."
I don't mean to tear down every effort to use figurative or embellished language here. For awhile there was an Internet backlash against Mary Sue characters to the point where it became the same issue through a mirror darkly; suddenly everyone's main fanfic character was a pimpled slightly overweight girl with
"I didn't so much wake, as come to the surface of sleep..."
I don't mean to tear down every effort to use figurative or embellished language here. For awhile there was an Internet backlash against Mary Sue characters to the point where it became the same issue through a mirror darkly; suddenly everyone's main fanfic character was a pimpled slightly overweight girl with
February 18, 2015
Cerulean Sins Chapter Twenty Two
Anita is too special to float in water that is merely warm. No, it must be "warm, warm."
Anita wakes up in a bathtub with Micah holding her.
Micah not only has a tragically huge penis, but a pair of "kitty-cat eyes."
In fact:
"I'd originally thought they were yellow green, but they were yellow, or green, or any combination fo either, depending on his mood, the light, the color of shirt he
Anita wakes up in a bathtub with Micah holding her.
Micah not only has a tragically huge penis, but a pair of "kitty-cat eyes."
In fact:
"I'd originally thought they were yellow green, but they were yellow, or green, or any combination fo either, depending on his mood, the light, the color of shirt he
