Just had the greatest meal @SpagoLasVegas in the Forum Shops @CaesarsPalace! Thanks to the brilliant Eric Klein, Master Chef and old friend.
Pitch Perfect 2 hauled in $69 mill this wknd. Written, directed and starring women! Proud of you, Pitchez!!
.@StevenWright: “I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize”…I fell down!
No need to wait! Get VIP tickets to my show @TheGarden on 6/26 and support @NYRP! http://t.co/cxogXnvNtd
BRAVO to the great city of Los Angeles for raising the minimum wage to $15.00 per hour, recognizing it’s nearly impossible to live on less.
WOW! David Letterman is saying goodbye…33 years of superb invention on his part and laughter on ours. That went so fast! I loved it!!
“The top 25 hedge fund mangers in USA make more than ever kindergarten teacher in America COMBINED,”
Continuing the theme of naming a drink after myself…Sex on the Beaches?
New drink named after me; the Bette Muddler…crushed mint, mezcal and Metamucil…
RT @TerraMarProject: #HappyMothersDay to all those #Mom’s who love us no matter how ugly we look http://t.co/M1mWFaBm5a
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