Bette Midler's Blog, page 44

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.@NYRP & I will be lighting the @EmpireStateBldg #forestgreen in YOUR honor for helping us plant #onemilliontrees! https://t.co/4cYwYoMkT8

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#FDA, whom we have never met, approves genetically modified salmon; it grows market size in 1/2 the time. Poor fish! Poor us! Don’t eat it!

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Patti LaBelle has Pies. I need to do that! Is Bette’s Baguettes taken? Can I sell bread when I, myself, haven’t eaten it for ten years?

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People, #CaitlynJenner says she is STILL voting GOP in2016. Regardless of gender identity, I guess she identifies most as “uninformed.”

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Let me stop you before you start. Your opinion on Charlie Sheen is not #winning. HIV stigma is not a good look on you, or anyone.

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Justin Bieber’s fans upset because Concert tickets w/VIP meet

and greet cost $2000. Well, remember, we all got to see his penis for free!

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Need more Q&A? Introducing the ASK MISS M column to the online stratosphere … Send in questions using #AGiftOfLove https://t.co/AjcC38eLYq

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Woke up to #Nigeriablast. 32 dead, 80 wounded. I spend my days full of sorrow at the cruelty that ignorance inspires.

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If we’re looking to defeat ISIS, just wait until Thanksgiving. After dinner, every drunk uncle in America will unveil his foolproof plan!