Shia LaBeouf was escorted out of Cabaret in handcuffs. The emcee barely had time to say “Willkommen” before police said “Auf Wiedersehen!”
It’s Sunday, and I’m passing the plate for kids whose school auditorium was hit in Hurricane Sandy last year…http://t.co/JOkdXioH8c
Okay! Everyone loves ice cream. Best so far, @JanesIceCream, Kingston NY, and I am not kidding.
Ann Coulter says soccer fans are a sign of America’s moral decay. I think the phrase “Ann Coulter, syndicated columnist” is a worse sign.
God bless Dianna Cohen. Pls. won’t help??
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CNBC accidentally outed Apple CEO Tim Cook as gay. It’s 2014, who cares? It’s not like they outed him as a Microsoft user.
I can’t believe WWI started 100 years ago! I still remember writing “Mrs. Archduke Franz Ferdinand” all over my high school notebooks!
Before you paint the town red this weekend, give a little splash to Stages for Success! http://t.co/JOkdXioH8c #TGIF http://t.co/YTnxM8wtRk
Quote of the month: “Put ‘em in panties!”@GovRickPerry when told roses are the reproductive organs of plants on which they grow.
See Crowdrise/stagesforsuccess to rebuild auditorium hit by Hurricane Sandy. Min donation, $10, calling yourself a philanthropist-priceless!
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