Bette Midler's Blog, page 100

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BOO! California may only have 1 year of water left! Luckily, the actors in the adult film industry have offered to start showering together.

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.@kraftfoods recalling 242,000 cases of Mac & Cheese; they might contain pieces of metal. Put a positive spin on it! “Now with more iron”!

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Rep. Schock’s the first Congressman born in the 80’s…as a millennial, he’ll probably be moving back in with his folks…soon.

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Aaron Schock resigned from Congress over a campaign spending scandal involving Katy Perry tix. Baby, you’re a firework! You exploded!

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Some Tennessee lawmakers want to allow handguns in parks and playgrounds. KNUCKLEHEADS! Red rover, red rover, send Kevlar right over!

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YUP! Pope Francis predicts his papacy will only last 4-5 more years. One more retired pope and his mom, and we can remake Golden Girls!

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I see @kathygriffin quit the Fashion Police; gee they’re droppin’ like flies! Finally, I can wear a sweatsuit to the Oscars without fear…

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And a Happy St. Patrick’s Day to all the Irish and all those who wish they were! And today, that’s about everybody!

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NYC Board of Health chose not to repeal its ban on ferrets. Hypocritical to ban those furry little guys when Brooklyn hipsters roam free.