An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed. “Grandson, I want for you to take my chrome plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me.”
“But grandpa I really don’t like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead. ”
“You lisin to me, soma day you goina be runna da business, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambino.”
“So?”
“So soma day you goina coma home and maybe finda you wife in bed with another man. Wha...
Published on September 27, 2013 05:52