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February 7, 2012

Hikaru Dorodongo

I arrived at the temple when I was just a child of eleven summers. The bandits that killed my family were the remnants of an enemy army that had been routed by the Clockwork King during the early part of his reign. At that time, we had been told he was the best thing for [...]
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Published on February 07, 2012 22:40

January 27, 2012

Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse: A quick & dirty guide

In surviving the Zombie Apocalypse, one rule stands above all others, forgotten at the risk of death: GUNS ARE LESS IMPORTANT THAN BRAINS.  Assuming, for a moment, that this is not just an academic exercise and a zombie apocalypse suddenly took place, one's survival would be determined by a number of things outside of your immediate [...]
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Published on January 27, 2012 20:01

The Warden

Got up to go to the can in the middle of the night. Damn prostate. I thought I heard someone clear their throat. Just getting off of a double, hallucination was a common side effect of sleep deprivation. I saw my son's Rottweiler sitting in front of the stove. "Pardon me, do you have any Grey [...]
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Published on January 27, 2012 19:00

January 16, 2012

Drive Through

"Welcome to Suffering Shack, if we didn't beat it, you shouldn't eat it. Can I take your order, tonight?" "Um, we're new in town and heard from a friend about the food here and wanted to know if we could get an order of your cuisine, to go." "Certainly, sir, thank your friend for us. [...]
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Published on January 16, 2012 23:18

November 30, 2011

30 Characters in 30 Days – A Veritable Feast

30 Characters in 30 Days has proven to be a beast of a challenge. Especially because I am NOT AN ARTIST. I am a WRITER, so the challenge for me was to create interesting characters, biographies or stories. The art was not mine, except when it was created by me in a graphic design tool. [...]
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Published on November 30, 2011 20:39