Melissa Gutierrez's Blog, page 185
September 16, 2012
tommilsom:
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The...
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.
September 15, 2012
"I see “Keep Out” signs as suggestions more than actual orders. Like “dry-clean only."
“I see “Keep Out” signs as suggestions more than actual orders. Like “dry-clean only.””
- The Doctor’s entire philosophy in two sentences. (via dewdrops-on-roses)
- The Doctor’s entire philosophy in two sentences. (via dewdrops-on-roses)
"Words are dangerous things, equally capable of bringing peace and inciting violence. They get under..."
“Words are dangerous things, equally capable of bringing peace and inciting violence. They get under your skin, make you feel, make you hurt, make you love, make you feel alive. Be careful with how you choose to use them.”
- Unknown (via saltspray)
- Unknown (via saltspray)
encarvedinthestars:
so i was talking to this girl in my art class
and i was like
“i want to go to...
so i was talking to this girl in my art class
and i was like
“i want to go to college in england”
and then she said
“but wouldnt you have to learn another language?”
another
language
Set of Catching Fire.
Set of Catching Fire.
