Melissa Gutierrez's Blog, page 178
September 22, 2012
theproofoflife:
Joel: Why do I fall in love with every woman I...
Joel: Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?
I was looking for this quote earlier.
ask-agentcoulson:
janelikesfosters:
piperparker—iamspidergirl:
...
‘Nuff said.
R2D2
OH MY GOD
AGENT PHIL
YOU ARE NOW ARTOO
I dunno… Fury for Windu just doesn’t seem to fit…
No. Unacceptable.
((Clearly Phil is Obi Wan because his death was the catalyst that pushed the heroes on the story to get their shit together kthnks.))
nerds-are-the-best:
expelliarmusinthetardis:
davidtennantandbeatlesporn:
snazzy-lemon:
this...
this picture of david tennant trying to iceskate pretty much makes my life
reblog again because of reasons
I am the oncoming storm.
Lmfao
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman:...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do whatever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do whatever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
