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December 8, 2013

JUNO – South Africa Shiraz

Juno Shiraz from South Africa

Juno Shiraz from South Africa


 


“The mythical goddess Juno celebrated and jealously guarded the passion and strength of women. The spirit and skill of our four women winemakers is captured in every bottle of Juno wine, with alluring complexity and expressive style.” this is an excerpt written on the bottle


I could sit by myself in a room just smelling this wine and have a great night. Which I pretty much did. I enjoyed making my way through the initial layers of black cherry and black currant before discovering the spicy, peppery secondary aromas. Eventually I got around to tasting the wine, which was a continuing adventure of the flavours the aromas suggested. The wine is rich with black fruit flavours, oak and spice.


At 14% alcohol it’s a full-bodied, high alcohol wine with pretty high tannins and medium acidity. Tannins produce that dry mouth feeling you get that makes your tongue automatically slide up over your teeth. Acidity is the mouthwatering characteristic that you feel at the back of your mouth along your gums. When tannins, acidity and alcohol really find their sweet spot with the fruit flavours, you end up with a work of art, where every glass you pour tells a story.


I admit I’m a fan of Shiraz, and Juno doesn’t disappoint. Producing wine is like creating art, telling a story or writing a song. Everything from climate, to the style of irrigation, the type of soil and the way the grapes are grown in the vineyard influences a wine. The winemakers at Juno actually share this information on their website. It’s pretty interesting, and I encourage you to check it out.


Juno Wines

Juno Wines


The winemakers tell us the grapes were picked fully ripe. The physical and chemical components of the grape influence a wine’s quality, so determining the optimal moment of ripeness is crucial. They tell us the wine was fermented for 10 days using selected Rhone yeasts. This is another decision made to best express the varietal characteristics and retain colour and intensity of fruit flavours. Malolactic fermentation was used. MLF is a process that converts tart malic acids (found in apples) into smoother lactic acids (found in milk) and generally smooths out some of the rough edges. Finally they tell us that the wine was aged in oak barrels for 14 months, which adds additional maturity and complexity.


“Passionate and beautiful, powerful and seductive, Juno is the goddess in every woman. She gives the gift of life and celebrates the rich blessings of Mother Earth. She is the artist breaking free from conformity and standing for all that is true and pure.” an excerpt from the website


FOOD PAIRING

Juno is a spicy shiraz and will pair well with spicy, intense, highly-flavored dishes that might overpower other soft-centered red wines. Grilled hickory-smoked steak or beef served in a reduction sauce, honey and spice glazed chicken, lamb with a chocolate-chili sauce or baked dishes incorporating beef, beans and lentils. This is a really enjoyable shiraz easy to drink with food or without.


B.C. wine prices are some of the highest in Canada, and I found this on sale for $13.00. It’s an excellent value for an inexpensive wine. These winemakers succeeded in making their story come alive.


Wine Trivia to Get Your Geek On - Shiraz is also known as Syrah. Someone who’d probably watched too many crime shows on TV ran some DNA testing and discovered Syrah is the offspring of Dureza and Mondeuse Blanche…a couple of super obscure grapes from France that almost no one has ever heard of. (except for a guy name Pierre…but he’s not talking) Feel free to pull this useless piece of trivia out the next time you’re at a party and a pompous palette is blathering on about the nuanced aromatics of ‘wet forest floor’ and ‘pencil shaving compost’ composition in the wine, and how it makes the perfect pairing for ‘roast muscovy duck with late-harvest Himalayan mint jelly.’


 Rik Leaf is a master storyteller and sommelier with a lifelong love of everything to do with fascinating stories and fantastic wines.

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Published on December 08, 2013 21:29

December 6, 2013

Living Through Christmas Hell

The Real Story

The Real Story


 


“We’re ready to go on the record to expose the rusted under-carriage of Christmas.”


That was how a group of strangers started their strange tale. I’d received a cryptic text earlier in the day telling me it was time to take off my snow-frosted lenses, along with some directions to a secret rendezvous. That was how I ended up under an overpass just after midnight huddled in the freezing cold.


The rest of this article is available at, LIFE AS A HUMAN MAGAZINE


 


 


Rik Leaf is a professional Producer/Presenter, recording artist, slam poet & published author who spends the majority of his creative time & energy dreaming up ways to inspire people to live awesome lives.


For booking info contact,

Ronnie James, Artist Agent

info@justartists.org

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Published on December 06, 2013 09:41

December 4, 2013

The Sommelier Side of Life

wine

People ask me what I love about wine…honestly the answer is, EVERYTHING!


I love the complexity, the flavours and aromas. I’m fascinated by the process and the incredible range of possibilities that can and do, change everything from year to year. I find wine a great metaphor for everything from love to life to crafting a great story.


After a lifelong appreciation of wine I finally invested in my education and training to officially become a sommelier. There is a story behind every bottle and as a purveyor of great stories, I’m eager to experience as many as I can, and share the adventure with you.

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Published on December 04, 2013 21:37

December 3, 2013

Tempranillo, Spain & Hemingway

Tempranillo Gran Reserva

Tempranillo Gran Reserva


If you’re open to trying an ‘Old World’ wine, check out Anciano, Gran Reserva. I just tried a 2005 and a 2003.


The wine is made from Tempranillo, which is a black grape variety that has been called Spain’s noble grape. It makes full-bodied red wines that often have plum and strawberry flavours.


Tempranillo isn’t as aromatic as varieties like Cabernet Sauvignon and Pinot Noir, but both of these vintages have spent extended time ageing in oak barrels, which allows the wine to take on some unique characteristics and flavours from the oak.


When a wine is meant for ageing, it means that things like the composition of the grapes and tannins are such that the flavours will get more interesting with age. It’s actually hard to say they get ‘better’ with age, because not everyone will necessarily appreciate or enjoy what happens. Fruit flavours often begin to mellow as the wine starts to develop secondary and tertiary flavours. This is where sommeliers can sound a bit crazy throwing around descriptors like, wet forest floor, compost, leather, cigar box and petrol. But when you come across a developed wine that shows some of these characteristics, it’s fascinating and exciting.

Navigating Old World wine labels can be a bit of a clustermug for many New World wine consumers. In this case, Anciano refers to the winery. Under Spain’s wine laws, a wine has to be aged for a minimum of 60 months, 18 of those in oak barrels to be labeled a Grand Reserva. But not everyone buying the wine is from Spain and knows the law, so this winery has decided to SPELL. IT. OUT. FOR. YOU.


Tempranillo Gran Reserva

Tempranillo Gran Reserva


Tempranillo describes the grape used, (which just as an interesting side note you can use to blow your dinner guests minds… is known as Tinto Roriz in Portugal, which is one of five different grapes blended to produce Port)


Valdepenas refers to the wine region in Spain where the grapes were grown. It’s an area known for producing high quality Tempranillo at inexpensive prices. Oh yeah, and Hemingway apparently drank a holy ton of it. So heads up to all you aspiring, but starving-artist writers out there. It worked for Ernest…might work for you too.

I found both wines in the Spain section at the local BCLC. Both were on sale for under $15.00 and offer excellent value in the ‘inexpensive’ price category.


Rik Leaf is a sommelier, writer and producer who loves sharing (and sipping) great stories with friends. A lifelong passion for travel, culture and adventure has taken him around the world and fuelled numerous CDs, videos, articles and his book, Four Homeless Millionaires – An Odyssey of Adventure and Discovery

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Published on December 03, 2013 17:46

November 29, 2013

Travel Audio Book

An Odyssey of Adventure and Discovery

An Odyssey of Adventure and Discovery


This free Travel Audio Book features author Rik Leaf, reading Four Homeless Millionaires – How One Family Found Riches by Leaving Everything Behind.

If you’d like to buy a copy and support this indie author, Promontory Press has conveniently collected all the various links for purchasing/downloading. CLICK HERE


listen to ‘#1 A Whirlwind of Epic Nose-Plowing Proportions’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#2 The Sacrilegious Spirit in the Embryonic Soup’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#3 The Most Realistic People on the Planet’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#4 Holy S#% Babe That’s Messed Up’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#5 Reduced to a Puddle of Blubbering Tears’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#6 God, Guns & Glory’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#7 Anti-Social Middle Aged Basement Dwellers’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#8 Candy-Coated Duvet Covers Ad Kool-Aid Waterslides’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#9 Sounds From Deep Within An Esophagus’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#10 Cujo-Meets-The-Blair-Witch’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#11 The Calm Behind A Medicated Exterior’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#12 Man-Eating Mandibles And Surly Dispositions’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#13 Über Conservative Christians, Mormons and Mermaids. ’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#14 Rock Star Swagger With Cock-On-The-Block Pizzazz’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#15 The Host Of Heaven Laughing Their Asses Off’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#16 A Shifty Musician With A Wonky Astigmatism’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#17 The Demonic Roar Of Genetically Modified Vocal Chords’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#18 Horror Porn For Overactive Imaginations’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#19 Barrel-Assing Into The Pit Of Hell’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#20 The Only Thing A Loving Father Could Do’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#21 Horror Picture People’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#22 A 12-Foot Tall Naked Hairy Man’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#23 A Metallic Gunshot As Stars Explode In My Eyes’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#24 Swarthy Swashbucklers And Nautical Hazing Rituals’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#25 Defense Of Persecuted Penguin Retinas’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#26 It Might Not Be Art But It Sure Is Creative’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#27 Last Night I Paid $50 For Sex’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#28 Giggles, Guffaws And Fruity Tears Of Mirth’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#29 An Agonizing Belly Crawl Of Pain And Shame’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#30 A Psychosomatic Figment Of The Collective Imagination’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#31 A Pint-Sized Grim Reaper & A Weird Ass Creepfest’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#32 A Glorious Array Of Magnificent Fermentation’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#33 Tour De Franco’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#34 Italian Stallions At A Caffeine Rodeo’ on Audioboo




listen to ‘#36 The Bee’s Knees Is Now The Cat’s Ass’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#37 Embryonic Building Blocks & Lego Genetics’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#38 The Scandinavian Centipede Is Closer Than It Appears’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#39 The Rampage Of Tintin The Terrible’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#40 One Man’s Coffee Break Is Another Woman’s Vagina’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#41 A Callous Cad & A Brood Of Dirty-Faced Street Urchins’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#42 Carpet Bombing Brighton’s Downtown’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#43 The Richest People In The World’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#44 Teeth, Talons & Cuddly Balls Of Fluff’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#45 Dark Clouds & Silver Linings’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#46 Digging Deep Down The Homeless Stretch’ on Audioboo


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Published on November 29, 2013 19:04

Audio Book Listen Now!

An Odyssey of Adventure and Discovery

An Odyssey of Adventure and Discovery


Welcome to the Audio Book as author Rik Leaf reads Four Homeless Millionaires – An Odyssey of Adventure and Discovery.

If you’d like to buy a copy and support this indie author, Promontory Press has conveniently collected all the various links for purchasing/downloading. CLICK HERE


listen to ‘#1 A Whirlwind of Epic Nose-Plowing Proportions’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#2 The Sacrilegious Spirit in the Embryonic Soup’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#3 The Most Realistic People on the Planet’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#4 Holy S#% Babe That’s Messed Up’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#5 Reduced to a Puddle of Blubbering Tears’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#6 God, Guns & Glory’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#7 Anti-Social Middle Aged Basement Dwellers’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#8 Candy-Coated Duvet Covers Ad Kool-Aid Waterslides’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#9 Sounds From Deep Within An Esophagus’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#10 Cujo-Meets-The-Blair-Witch’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#11 The Calm Behind A Medicated Exterior’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#12 Man-Eating Mandibles And Surly Dispositions’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#13 Über Conservative Christians, Mormons and Mermaids. ’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#14 Rock Star Swagger With Cock-On-The-Block Pizzazz’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#15 The Host Of Heaven Laughing Their Asses Off’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#16 A Shifty Musician With A Wonky Astigmatism’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#17 The Demonic Roar Of Genetically Modified Vocal Chords’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#18 Horror Porn For Overactive Imaginations’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#19 Barrel-Assing Into The Pit Of Hell’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#20 The Only Thing A Loving Father Could Do’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#21 Horror Picture People’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#22 A 12-Foot Tall Naked Hairy Man’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#23 A Metallic Gunshot As Stars Explode In My Eyes’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#24 Swarthy Swashbucklers And Nautical Hazing Rituals’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#25 Defense Of Persecuted Penguin Retinas’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#26 It Might Not Be Art But It Sure Is Creative’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#27 Last Night I Paid $50 For Sex’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#28 Giggles, Guffaws And Fruity Tears Of Mirth’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#29 An Agonizing Belly Crawl Of Pain And Shame’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#30 A Psychosomatic Figment Of The Collective Imagination’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#31 A Pint-Sized Grim Reaper & A Weird Ass Creepfest’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#32 A Glorious Array Of Magnificent Fermentation’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#33 Tour De Franco’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#34 Italian Stallions At A Caffeine Rodeo’ on Audioboo




listen to ‘#36 The Bee’s Knees Is Now The Cat’s Ass’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#37 Embryonic Building Blocks & Lego Genetics’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#38 The Scandinavian Centipede Is Closer Than It Appears’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#39 The Rampage Of Tintin The Terrible’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#40 One Man’s Coffee Break Is Another Woman’s Vagina’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#41 A Callous Cad & A Brood Of Dirty-Faced Street Urchins’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#42 Carpet Bombing Brighton’s Downtown’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#43 The Richest People In The World’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#44 Teeth, Talons & Cuddly Balls Of Fluff’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#45 Dark Clouds & Silver Linings’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#46 Digging Deep Down The Homeless Stretch’ on Audioboo


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Published on November 29, 2013 19:04

Audio Book Available!

An Odyssey of Adventure and Discovery

An Odyssey of Adventure and Discovery


Welcome to the Audio Book as author Rik Leaf reads Four Homeless Millionaires – An Odyssey of Adventure and Discovery.

If you’d like to buy a copy and support this indie author, Promontory Press has conveniently collected all the various links for purchasing/downloading. CLICK HERE


listen to ‘#1 A Whirlwind of Epic Nose-Plowing Proportions’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#2 The Sacrilegious Spirit in the Embryonic Soup’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#3 The Most Realistic People on the Planet’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#4 Holy S#% Babe That’s Messed Up’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#5 Reduced to a Puddle of Blubbering Tears’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#6 God, Guns & Glory’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#7 Anti-Social Middle Aged Basement Dwellers’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#8 Candy-Coated Duvet Covers Ad Kool-Aid Waterslides’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#9 Sounds From Deep Within An Esophagus’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#10 Cujo-Meets-The-Blair-Witch’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#11 The Calm Behind A Medicated Exterior’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#12 Man-Eating Mandibles And Surly Dispositions’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#13 Über Conservative Christians, Mormons and Mermaids. ’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#14 Rock Star Swagger With Cock-On-The-Block Pizzazz’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#15 The Host Of Heaven Laughing Their Asses Off’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#16 A Shifty Musician With A Wonky Astigmatism’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#17 The Demonic Roar Of Genetically Modified Vocal Chords’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#18 Horror Porn For Overactive Imaginations’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#19 Barrel-Assing Into The Pit Of Hell’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#20 The Only Thing A Loving Father Could Do’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#21 Horror Picture People’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#22 A 12-Foot Tall Naked Hairy Man’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#23 A Metallic Gunshot As Stars Explode In My Eyes’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#24 Swarthy Swashbucklers And Nautical Hazing Rituals’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#25 Defense Of Persecuted Penguin Retinas’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#26 It Might Not Be Art But It Sure Is Creative’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#27 Last Night I Paid $50 For Sex’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#28 Giggles, Guffaws And Fruity Tears Of Mirth’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#29 An Agonizing Belly Crawl Of Pain And Shame’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#30 A Psychosomatic Figment Of The Collective Imagination’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#31 A Pint-Sized Grim Reaper & A Weird Ass Creepfest’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#32 A Glorious Array Of Magnificent Fermentation’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#33 Tour De Franco’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#34 Italian Stallions At A Caffeine Rodeo’ on Audioboo




listen to ‘#36 The Bee’s Knees Is Now The Cat’s Ass’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#37 Embryonic Building Blocks & Lego Genetics’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#38 The Scandinavian Centipede Is Closer Than It Appears’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#39 The Rampage Of Tintin The Terrible’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#40 One Man’s Coffee Break Is Another Woman’s Vagina’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#41 A Callous Cad & A Brood Of Dirty-Faced Street Urchins’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#42 Carpet Bombing Brighton’s Downtown’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#43 The Richest People In The World’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#44 Teeth, Talons & Cuddly Balls Of Fluff’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#45 Dark Clouds & Silver Linings’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#46 Digging Deep Down The Homeless Stretch’ on Audioboo

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Audio Book – Listen & Laugh!

An Odyssey of Adventure and Discovery

An Odyssey of Adventure and Discovery


Welcome to the Audio Book as author Rik Leaf reads Four Homeless Millionaires – An Odyssey of Adventure and Discovery.

If you’d like to buy a copy and support this indie author, Promontory Press has conveniently collected all the various links for purchasing/downloading. CLICK HERE


listen to ‘#1 A Whirlwind of Epic Nose-Plowing Proportions’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#2 The Sacrilegious Spirit in the Embryonic Soup’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#3 The Most Realistic People on the Planet’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#4 Holy S#% Babe That’s Messed Up’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#5 Reduced to a Puddle of Blubbering Tears’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#6 God, Guns & Glory’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#7 Anti-Social Middle Aged Basement Dwellers’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#8 Candy-Coated Duvet Covers Ad Kool-Aid Waterslides’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#9 Sounds From Deep Within An Esophagus’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#10 Cujo-Meets-The-Blair-Witch’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#11 The Calm Behind A Medicated Exterior’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#12 Man-Eating Mandibles And Surly Dispositions’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#13 Über Conservative Christians, Mormons and Mermaids. ’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#14 Rock Star Swagger With Cock-On-The-Block Pizzazz’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#15 The Host Of Heaven Laughing Their Asses Off’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#16 A Shifty Musician With A Wonky Astigmatism’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#17 The Demonic Roar Of Genetically Modified Vocal Chords’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#18 Horror Porn For Overactive Imaginations’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#19 Barrel-Assing Into The Pit Of Hell’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#20 The Only Thing A Loving Father Could Do’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#21 Horror Picture People’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#22 A 12-Foot Tall Naked Hairy Man’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#23 A Metallic Gunshot As Stars Explode In My Eyes’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#24 Swarthy Swashbucklers And Nautical Hazing Rituals’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#25 Defense Of Persecuted Penguin Retinas’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#26 It Might Not Be Art But It Sure Is Creative’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#27 Last Night I Paid $50 For Sex’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#28 Giggles, Guffaws And Fruity Tears Of Mirth’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#29 An Agonizing Belly Crawl Of Pain And Shame’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#30 A Psychosomatic Figment Of The Collective Imagination’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#31 A Pint-Sized Grim Reaper & A Weird Ass Creepfest’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#32 A Glorious Array Of Magnificent Fermentation’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#33 Tour De Franco’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#34 Italian Stallions At A Caffeine Rodeo’ on Audioboo




listen to ‘#36 The Bee’s Knees Is Now The Cat’s Ass’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#37 Embryonic Building Blocks & Lego Genetics’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#38 The Scandinavian Centipede Is Closer Than It Appears’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#39 The Rampage Of Tintin The Terrible’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#40 One Man’s Coffee Break Is Another Woman’s Vagina’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#41 A Callous Cad & A Brood Of Dirty-Faced Street Urchins’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#42 Carpet Bombing Brighton’s Downtown’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#43 The Richest People In The World’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#44 Teeth, Talons & Cuddly Balls Of Fluff’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#45 Dark Clouds & Silver Linings’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#46 Digging Deep Down The Homeless Stretch’ on Audioboo

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Listen! Audio Book

An Odyssey of Adventure and Discovery

An Odyssey of Adventure and Discovery


Welcome to the Audio Book as author Rik Leaf reads Four Homeless Millionaires – An Odyssey of Adventure and Discovery.

If you’d like to buy a copy and support this indie author, Promontory Press has conveniently collected all the various links for purchasing/downloading. CLICK HERE


listen to ‘#1 A Whirlwind of Epic Nose-Plowing Proportions’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#2 The Sacrilegious Spirit in the Embryonic Soup’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#3 The Most Realistic People on the Planet’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#4 Holy S#% Babe That’s Messed Up’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#5 Reduced to a Puddle of Blubbering Tears’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#6 God, Guns & Glory’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#7 Anti-Social Middle Aged Basement Dwellers’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#8 Candy-Coated Duvet Covers Ad Kool-Aid Waterslides’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#9 Sounds From Deep Within An Esophagus’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#10 Cujo-Meets-The-Blair-Witch’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#11 The Calm Behind A Medicated Exterior’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#12 Man-Eating Mandibles And Surly Dispositions’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#13 Über Conservative Christians, Mormons and Mermaids. ’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#14 Rock Star Swagger With Cock-On-The-Block Pizzazz’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#15 The Host Of Heaven Laughing Their Asses Off’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#16 A Shifty Musician With A Wonky Astigmatism’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#17 The Demonic Roar Of Genetically Modified Vocal Chords’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#18 Horror Porn For Overactive Imaginations’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#19 Barrel-Assing Into The Pit Of Hell’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#20 The Only Thing A Loving Father Could Do’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#21 Horror Picture People’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#22 A 12-Foot Tall Naked Hairy Man’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#23 A Metallic Gunshot As Stars Explode In My Eyes’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#24 Swarthy Swashbucklers And Nautical Hazing Rituals’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#25 Defense Of Persecuted Penguin Retinas’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#26 It Might Not Be Art But It Sure Is Creative’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#27 Last Night I Paid $50 For Sex’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#28 Giggles, Guffaws And Fruity Tears Of Mirth’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#29 An Agonizing Belly Crawl Of Pain And Shame’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#30 A Psychosomatic Figment Of The Collective Imagination’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#31 A Pint-Sized Grim Reaper & A Weird Ass Creepfest’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#32 A Glorious Array Of Magnificent Fermentation’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#33 Tour De Franco’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#34 Italian Stallions At A Caffeine Rodeo’ on Audioboo




listen to ‘#36 The Bee’s Knees Is Now The Cat’s Ass’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#37 Embryonic Building Blocks & Lego Genetics’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#38 The Scandinavian Centipede Is Closer Than It Appears’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#39 The Rampage Of Tintin The Terrible’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#40 One Man’s Coffee Break Is Another Woman’s Vagina’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#41 A Callous Cad & A Brood Of Dirty-Faced Street Urchins’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#42 Carpet Bombing Brighton’s Downtown’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#43 The Richest People In The World’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#44 Teeth, Talons & Cuddly Balls Of Fluff’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#45 Dark Clouds & Silver Linings’ on Audioboo


listen to ‘#46 Digging Deep Down The Homeless Stretch’ on Audioboo

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Published on November 29, 2013 19:04

Four Homeless Millionaires Audio Book

An Odyssey of Adventure and Discovery

An Odyssey of Adventure and Discovery


Welcome to the Audio Book podcast series as author Rik Leaf reads Four Homeless Millionaires – An Odyssey of Adventure and Discovery.

If you’d like to buy a copy Promontory Press has conveniently collected all the various links for purchasing/downloading. CLICK HERE


listen to ‘#1 A Whirlwind of Epic Nose-Plowing Proportions’ on Audioboo


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Published on November 29, 2013 19:04