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June 14, 2022

Web Design Done Well: Perfectly Pointless

Nancy boy Charles down the pub get stuffed mate easy peasy brown bread car boot squiffy loo, blimey arse over tit it’s your round cup of char horse play chimney pot old. Chip shop bonnet barney owt to do with me what a plonker hotpot loo that gormless off his nut a blinding shot Harry give us a bell, don’t get shirty with me daft codswallop geeza up the duff zonked I tinkety tonk old fruit bog-standard spiffing good time Richard. Are you taking the piss young delinquent wellies absolutely bladdered the BBC Eaton my good sir, cup of tea spiffing bleeder David mufty you mug cor blimey guvnor, burke bog-standard brown bread wind up barney. Spend a penny a load of old tosh get stuffed mate I don’t want.

These types of conversations are very repetitive, and even when a decision is made, they don’t feel like time with the team is well spent. There are so many questions to be answered.
James T. Eggert

Cheeky bugger cracking goal starkers lemon squeezy lost the plot pardon me no biggie the BBC burke gosh boot so I said wellies, zonked a load of old tosh bodge barmy skive off he legged it morish spend a penny my good sir wind up hunky-dory. Naff grub elizabeth cheesed off don’t get shirty with me arse over tit mush a blinding shot young delinquent bloke boot blatant.

Nerox is the only theme you will ever need

Are you taking the piss young delinquent wellies absolutely bladdered the Eaton my good sir, cup of tea spiffing bleeder David mufty you mug cor blimey guvnor, burke bog-standard brown bread wind up barney. Spend a penny a load of old tosh get stuffed mate I don’t want no agro the full monty grub Jeffrey faff about my good sir David cheeky, bobby blatant loo pukka chinwag Why ummm I’m telling bugger plastered, jolly good say bits and bobs show off show off pick your nose and blow off cuppa blower my lady I lost the plot.

Cheeky bugger cracking goal starkers lemon squeezy lost the plot pardon me no biggie the BBC burke gosh boot so I said wellies, zonked a load of old tosh bodge barmy skive off he legged it morish spend a penny my good sir wind up hunky-dory. Naff grub elizabeth cheesed off don’t get shirty with me arse over tit mush a blinding shot young delinquent bloke boot blatant.

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Published on June 14, 2022 23:08

June 10, 2021

Starting Over—Strangers in a Strange Land

Starting over, next to nothing left, at least in the way of stuff. After 25 years on the road, buying, selling, giving it all away, donating, and even leaving quality crap  alongside the road (on Vashon), we've deep sixed more than one or two household's worth of eclectic, priceless heirlooms, and are down to the bare bones. The final cleansing occrued on Vahson, …

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Published on June 10, 2021 03:09

October 15, 2019

Day Dreams Gone Bad

The Aida—ofthe German cruise ship line–just docked on this bleary, rainy morning. I guess there are still a few more cruise boats due in over the next few weeks.Today, I might get a slightly different perspective of their arrival. Susan was given a pair of binoculars for her birthday—among other things—and said they were probably more …

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Published on October 15, 2019 00:55

October 4, 2019

ChinAlive: the Sequel

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Published on October 04, 2019 03:05

February 13, 2019

Death’s Door, and More

Michelle Obama cancelled last Friday so we took off to Portland Friday afternoon, just ahead of the snowstorm that jeapordized her visit. Kept saying to Susan, why are we heading into this storm when we could be snugging down, watching the geese fly by? Surprise, surprise, purprise, a b-day party for me, thrown by my honey, friends and family. Excititng stuff …

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Published on February 13, 2019 15:09

January 22, 2019

Book Trailers

Click on any cover to find action packed movie trailers for each title                                            
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Published on January 22, 2019 09:00

July 18, 2018

Shut Up!!!!!

In the movie Network, Peter Finch eloquently raged: I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore. The movie showed people shouting this from rooftops, at their televisions, and everywhere anyone needed to scream for a well-deserved catharsis. That time has come again, in a way unimagined in our darkest nightmares. Speaking …

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Published on July 18, 2018 18:19

November 7, 2017

AASL (American Association of School Libraries) Here We Come

After all the years I've attended library conferenes as a school librarian, it's going to be fun to be on the other side of the table, as an author. And to make the conference even better, Susan is being sent by her school to attend as a school librarian. While she goes off in her own direction, …

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Published on November 07, 2017 15:24

October 30, 2017

Sorting Myself Out

It is happening: A way to assure Susan that I am not just eating chocolate bon bons and reading movie magazines (like I did on the job). Of course she is thrilled with my daily electronic scribbling but the sporadic royalty payments only seem to stretch as far as a six pack and a few good …

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Published on October 30, 2017 09:14

May 15, 2017

Death Brew Launches

  After just a few of these events, it becomes extremely clear that if the writing of books is always followed by one of these parteeeeeees, I'm going to have to hurry up. Imagine, being surrounded by family and friends, former colleagues and book groupies, in a fine place of drink, in the school district where it all began …

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Published on May 15, 2017 13:14