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EVERYDAY KINKY CHALLENGE #5 - Pepsi!

Bottles are an interesting object for fetish play and sex. They are. The people at Everyday Kinky sure seemed to think this would be fun. How about you? Want to read more kinky stories with this bottle? Then head over to Everyday Kinky when you're done reading mine. Should be a hot time.

This story ties into an Erotic Gem story I just turned in to Resplendence Publishing. The story features Master Tony and his sub, Jake. I hope you like them. I plan on writing something much longer for them in the future.

Holding Me Up, Megan Slayer Copyright 2014

"Stick out your arms. Palms up." Master Tony rested his fists on his hips. "Show me those hands."

Jake shivered. He loved when Master Tony used the curt tone. It made him take closer notice. He stood tall with his arms out and palms to the sky.

"Nice." Master Tony picked up two bottles of Pepsi from the table. "Now we're going to play the waiting game. Yes, boy, I'm testing you." He placed one bottle in each of Jake's hands. "Don't drop them or you won't get a drink later."

"Yes, sir." Jake straightened his spine. They'd done this sort of task before. Master Tony gave him something to hold. Usually, he performed well. This time he wasn't so sure. He really wanted a drink. Damn it. That meant he'd lose focus and drop one of the glass bottles.

"You're thinking really hard." Master Tony strode around Jake and picked up a crop. "Guess I'll have to help clear your mind." He dragged the soft leather end of the crop over Jake's chest.

Holy shit. Jake braced himself as his dom peppered his ass with blows from the crop. He'd never be able to hold onto the bottles. He gripped the chilly glass tight, but the condensation made the bottles slippery. His arms ached and he kept holding his breath. Fuck. One of the bottles wobbled. He clutched the glass, but his best effort wasn't going to work. The bottle slipped from his fingers.

"Relax." Master Tony grabbed the Pepsi before the bottle hit the floor. "Holding that was hard. Drop your arms."

Jake wrapped his fingers around the other bottle and tucked his arms tight to his sides. "Yes, sir. Thank you for the challenge, sir."

"Drink up." Master Tony clinked his bottle against Jake's. "That was only the first challenge and we've got a long night to play."

Caption This!

Thought I'd do some fun caption this posts on Wednesdays. Why not!
Here's week one:


"Paulo Head Stand" by Paulo one - Own work. Licensed under CC BY-SA 3.0 via Wikimedia Commons.


Leave your captions in the comments along with your email addy. You never know when I might pick a winner from the captions!

Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback - Preseason, Week 2

It's Monday, which means it's time for Football Quotes!! The preseason is fun. Prospects, good deals...raw deals...and slightly cheaper seats. Speaking of cheap seats and the peanut gallery...
Here are the Honorable Mentions from Week One!
"In the hole, he made it work."Well, isn't that good? He knows how to do his job!
"Someone who is long and lean and can run with the tight ends."Um... doesn't that make him a tight end, too? Or does he have a bubble butt?
"He beat tight ends down the middle as much as he could."Can't fault him for giving it the old college try. He might have been worn out from all that beating.
"Bigger guy on the inside to take over."Where is the little guy? On the outside?
"Nice rhythm. Ball's out right now and out of the pocket."He's been practicing with music. Good for him!!
Now the funnies this week came from two different games. Packers V Rams and the Ravens V the Cowboys. Both were good games and brought lots of laughs. 
"The stiff arm on the back end."He does like 'em stiff and on his back end. 
"Nice hole on the left side."Um... are they supposed to have holes on the sides? Or are they side-by-side?
"The back end is complimenting the front end."I like when they work together. It's sexy!
"Really good coverage on the back end."See! He used enough lube and rubber!
"Catches swing passes and dump-offs."Sounds like a crazy dating service for those who can't get dates.
"Nothing there that time."Aw. I'm sorry.
"He is good."Glad you agree. 
"He's the one who actually dislodged the ball."Then he must be good.
And now for the Doozy of the Week. Oy. You've got to read it to believe it.
"Need to slide over and let one of your buddies have a great weekend."Depending on who is doing the sliding and where he's sliding to, yes, that would be a great weekend. Can we have pictures?
So the Bengals didn't have a good week. Andy Dalton was fantastic in his time out on the field and they made some good plays. Hopefully that translates into the rest of the season. 
Check back for week three highlights!!  

Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati BengalsBy Melissa Batson (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b...)], via Wikimedia Commons

EVERYDAY KINKY CHALLENGE #4

It's time for the Kinky Challenge. Now, I know. I kinda waited a little long on this one. It's been a busy week. Three sets of edits!

Here's the image...


Oooh! Follow the other kinky posts here. Now about mine....
Waiting, Copyright 2014, Megan Slayer
He told me to wait. I'm good at waiting, but not good at anticipating what he'll do. My master is a good man, but he expects a lot from me. I wriggled in my seat. This morning, he filled my ass with a plug. I'm stretched good and tight. I love the feeling. My nipples have been hard all day. I want to touch myself, but he told me to wait. He also bound my cock in a cage. The gentle pressure reminds me of him stroking me. It also reminds me that he's the one in control. Not me.
That's where the scarf comes in. He bound me to this chair with the scarf. Do I want to run? To get away? Nope. I love this. I love our game. 
So I sit here and wait for him to come home. 

Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback - Preseason, Week 1

It's time for the Preseason Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback report. I got to watch the Browns V Lions game live and the Patriots V Washington game later on. There were some great funnies this week and I can't wait to bring them to you.
But first, the Honorable Mentions from the Hall of Fame game!!
"They're going to give it to him."Give him what? Is it a menage?
"Big-bodied guy."Ooh! Does he look like Alcide?
"A little cut in the hole."Ouch! That sounds really painful!
"He's a load."Or does he have a load? Just asking.
"Trying to jam that one in."Again, ouch. Jamming? If they're up for it, then okay, but sounds rougher than I like.
"Getting his hand in there."In where? Curious minds want to know.
Weren't those fun? I thought so. Now for the Funnies of the Week for Preseason Week One. Boy, were there some oddities. Here we go!
"Dumping it in."There is a lot of things going IN places, but no one says where the IN is.
"At third down, they do not get off."Aw. That's a shame. 
"Coming against the fullback and he's going to win that every time."Oh, so it's a contest? What are they coming with?
"Pressure coming into the face of the quarterback."Pressure with what? Is it messy?
"Do I go back in again or is it in time?"This was asked of a player and it sounds kinky. If he or she likes it, then go in again.
"Rubber roll-out."Ah, it's the time to get the condoms out!
"Eats up two bodies."Um...what does? I'm scared.
Now it's time for the Doozy of the Week. There were some great ones, but this one came from the Patriots and Redskins game. I'm still impressed they said it. 
"Only place you can put it. Then he extends himself, tucks it in and protects the ball."He's talking about protecting the football, but the first thing I thought of was protecting the testicles. Yeah, my mind went there. 
The Bengals didn't win the first preseason game, but that's not terrible. The big cats didn't come out quite yet. When it's time, they will. I have faith. Still, a win would be good. 
Stay tuned for next week and thanks for reading!

Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati BengalsBy Melissa Batson (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b...)], via Wikimedia Commons

It's time for the Preseason Monday Morning Armchair Quart...

It's time for the Preseason Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback report. I got to watch the Browns V Lions game live and the Patriots V Washington game later on. There were some great funnies this week and I can't wait to bring them to you.
But first, the Honorable Mentions from the Hall of Fame game!!
"They're going to give it to him."Give him what? Is it a menage?
"Big-bodied guy."Ooh! Does he look like Alcide?
"A little cut in the hole."Ouch! That sounds really painful!
"He's a load."Or does he have a load? Just asking.
"Trying to jam that one in."Again, ouch. Jamming? If they're up for it, then okay, but sounds rougher than I like.
"Getting his hand in there."In where? Curious minds want to know.
Weren't those fun? I thought so. Now for the Funnies of the Week for Preseason Week One. Boy, were there some oddities. Here we go!
"Dumping it in."There is a lot of things going IN places, but no one says where the IN is.
"At third down, they do not get off."Aw. That's a shame. 
"Coming against the fullback and he's going to win that every time."Oh, so it's a contest? What are they coming with?
"Pressure coming into the face of the quarterback."Pressure with what? Is it messy?
"Do I go back in again or is it in time?"This was asked of a player and it sounds kinky. If he or she likes it, then go in again.
"Rubber roll-out."Ah, it's the time to get the condoms out!
"Eats up two bodies."Um...what does? I'm scared.
Now it's time for the Doozy of the Week. There were some great ones, but this one came from the Patriots and Redskins game. I'm still impressed they said it. 
"Only place you can put it. Then he extends himself, tucks it in and protects the ball."He's talking about protecting the football, but the first thing I thought of was protecting the testicles. Yeah, my mind went there. 
The Bengals didn't win the first preseason game, but that's not terrible. The big cats didn't come out quite yet. When it's time, they will. I have faith. Still, a win would be good. 
Stay tuned for next week and thanks for reading!

Andy Dalton, #14, Quarterback for the Cincinnati BengalsBy Melissa Batson (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b...)], via Wikimedia Commons

The Return of the Football Funnies and the Monday Morning Armchair Quarterback

I watched the Hall of Fame game and I have to say I was relieved football is back on. Deep breath. I'm a happy girl now. Football... Yes, I know this is on Sunday, but I've got the first preseason game on tap for Monday. 
Now, I don't have any honorable mentions from last week as I decided to start over new with the new season. Grin. 
Now here are my football funnies from the Hall of Fame Game!
"A little swing pass and a slick move."Sounds like someone's trying to make a pass at someone else.
"A lot of interceptions on the back end."Hmm...Maybe he needs a little more time to learn?
"If he doesn't like it, he'll flick it off and do what he wants."At least he knows what he wants. That's nice.
"I like these big guys here."Ah. So we have a lot of big guys. Nice. Double nice.
"Getting his mitt on it."Um...what is he getting his mitt on? Clarify?
"He's gonna hang onto a few things."To do what? What's he hanging on to?
"Takes over at the line."A man who takes charge. Cool!
And now the doozy of the game. I'd call it the doozy of the week, but there was only one game, so it's the game. 
"A big, strong guy and a little too much for him."Kinky. I see we've found his limits. Let's push 'em. Grin.
It's the preseason, so there is still time to improve. I'm pulling for my Bengals to make it into the post season and then to actually win a game once they get there. That's my hope.

Stay tuned for the thoughts on the first preseason game for the browns and a new feature, the factoid of the week. 

By Melissa Batson (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b...)], via Wikimedia Commons

EVERYDAY KINKY CHALLENGE #3

It's Everyday Kinky time!! Yeah! Want to read the other kinky flashes? Then click here. But right now it's my turn. Grin. Hmm....where shall I run with the above picture? Hee hee. Read on!

Decoration, Copyright 2014, Megan Slayer

I'm not a girly man, so when my boyfriend sent me a text saying there was a present at the house and I opened the box to find these flowers...I was shocked. I said, I'm not a girly man. Hell. I've got more tattoos than a lot of tattoo artists. What in the name of God did he want me to do with the damn flowers?

Garrison walked in the door and rested his hands on his hips. He scowled at me. "You're not wearing the flowers."

I bit back a groan. Shit. I'm horrible at remembering things and this was a biggie. Our anniversary. Garrison wanted to celebrate the date we'd met.

"I asked you to wear my present and nothing else." He crooked one eyebrow. "Well?"

Did I mention my boyfriend is a faery? Yeah, he is and his forte is flowers. He'd created the flowers just for me. I bowed my head. "Yes, sir." I whipped my shirt up over my head, then shoved my jeans and boxers to the floor. I'd do anything for my faery--even wear his flowers on my dick. I draped the ring of flowers on my cock, then stood tall. "I'm ready, sir."

"Yes you are. Happy anniversary to us."

I shivered in anticipation. Yes, we were going to have the best anniversary yet...even if I forgot about it for a moment.

Soft Marble ~ OUT NOW! #mmromance #mmparanormal #shortstory

Soft Marble 
M/M, Anal Sex, MasturbationQuickie line – Contemporary, Fantasy, LGBTEllora’s Cave Spectrum Short Story
One touch from his lover and this marble will come to life.
Kratos, God of power and strength, has been imprisoned in pure white marble for more than two centuries. His lover can break the spell—if only his lover would find him.
Andy Green knows his ancient artifacts. He spends his days restoring works of art. When the sculpture of Kratos enters his studio, he can’t hide his attraction. Will he be able to free the god or will forces beyond his control destroy everything he’s earned?
http://www.ellorascave.com/soft-marble.html
©Megan Slayer, 2014, all rights reserved
Andy strolled down the hallway to the restoration room with his bag slung over his shoulder. He still couldn’t wrap his mind around what had happened. One minute he was cleaning a sexy statue and the next he was talking to the man who’d been the statue. His stomach rumbled. Maybe the encounter with Kratos came out of his lack of food in the last twelve hours. Possibly.When Andy entered the room, Kratos stood next to his pedestal. He grinned and pointed to the place he’d once stood.“Magic.” Kratos’ smile grew and he shrugged. “Gods can do things like that.”“You—you put you up there.” Andy touched the marble. The stone chilled his fingers. The statue resembled the one brought in for him to clean. He studied the facial expression. “It’s almost like you.” His gaze switched between Kratos and the marble. “He’s not so pensive. Less detailed.” He turned his attention back to Kratos. “What happened?”“I am a god. We have magic at our fingertips.”Andy stared at the naked man. He kept saying he was a god. The replica statue helped—especially since it had been conjured seemingly out of thin air, but still. The bag on his shoulder slipped to the crook of his arm.“Oh fuck.” Andy offered him the gym bag. “Here are some clothes. I’ll leave you alone to get dressed.”“Why?” Kratos accepted the bag. “How does this work?” He tugged on the bag. “I’ve never seen one like this before.”“I forgot. It’s a zipper.” Andy tugged the tab, opening the bag. “If you’re sticking around a while, I’ll have to get you up to speed on current culture.” That is, if Kratos wanted him to teach him. The man could always tell him to get lost.“I hope you do.” Kratos withdrew the T-shirt. He wrestled the garment over his head, covering his chest. The shirt molded to his upper body like a second skin.“Wow,” Andy murmured. “Looks great on you.” He expected Kratos to kick him out of the room and want privacy. He was a god, right? Didn’t gods expect preferential treatment? “I’ll leave you alone to change.”
“Stay."

THE EVERYDAY KINKY CHALLENGE #2 (X-RATED)

It's everyday kinky time! This is the challenge above. Want to read the other kinky stories? Then click here. 
Hmm...that's a luscious cake. What to do with it... Hee hee. I know. Read on!

Surprise ©Megan Slayer, 2014

He'd worked so hard on the cake. He wanted it to look just right. Anything less than perfection simply wouldn't work. The man loved his cake and his frosting even more. He placed the last candle on the cake, then flicked the lighter. 

"Damon?" He carried the cake into the bedroom. "Happy birthday, baby." He grinned at his husband. "A sweet for my sweet."

"Nice." Damon crossed his ankles. His arms were bound to the headboard and his erection pointed toward the ceiling. His nipples beaded. "Decorate me?"

For being the bottom, Damon did love to push. Adam grinned. "Have you been good?" He knew the answer, but he loved to push Damon in return. 

"I have. Not a peep from me until you came up the stairs." Precum glistened on the tip of his dick. "Please?"

Adam couldn't make him wait forever. He pulled one of the candles from the cake, then tipped the candle over Damon's chest. The blue wax dappled Damon's skin. He winced and groaned, but didn't argue. His toes curled.

"More?" Adam asked. The candle had burned down to a nub. He extinguished the flame, then picked up another candle. "You do need more color." 

"Yes, please." 

Adam dripped red wax onto the blue, making a star burst effect on Damon's chest. A blush spread down Damon's cheeks. Adam grinned. Time to cool things down a bit. He plucked two of the strawberries off the cake, then used the whipped cream to affix the berries to Damon's nipples. 

"Holy shit, that's cold." Damon gritted his teeth. "Love it."

"I'm not done." Adam smeared the frosting and whipped cream down Damon's erection. His mouth watered. He couldn't wait to suck off his partner and blow his mind.

"Adam? This is the best birthday ever." Damon rocked his hips, simulating sex but without someone touching his cock. 

Adam grinned. "Oh, honey. I'm just getting started."