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April 1, 2016

A is for Amazon





Are you ready!? It is time for A to Z and we are diving in! For a full list of participants, check out here.



For anyone who didn't see my theme posts, this month I will be bringing up a tool for book marketing or promotion and asking all of YOU for experiences, knowledge, and ideas.







Do we need to be Amazon Warriors?

So back to the day... A is for Amazon.



You all know that right? And this is not even remotely a new topic related to book publishing, but Amazon is DOING some new things... they are doing some quality control. They are doing some imprints that require a query process... So there are some NEW Amazon things I'd like to know...





Anybody have experience or read anything about this new quality control system?



What do you think of it? (It SOUNDS, in concept, good to me –you get through a few hoops and then have a quality stamp of sorts, but I get the impression it isn't exactly working this way?  What do you know? What opinions have you formed? What have you read?)



Have you used any of the select functions?

Is this the same thing as their imprints?

Do you think these are a good idea?

Do books sell well that go through this process?



Any other Amazon themes you want to bring up?



So go ahead! You're the experts! Make me smart!!!
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Published on April 01, 2016 00:00

March 31, 2016

Madness Missing the Mark



March Madness Debrief



So on this last day of March it is time for me to confess... March Madness was more mayhem than majesty. I was the wrong kind of mad. The crazy as a fruitcake kind, rather than the crazy productive kind.



I did pretty well right up until I left for my conference... erm... which was the 8th. I had a good week. *cough* The rest of the month I got a fair bit of READING done, but nearly no writing. So I am giving myself a D for the month.



How about the rest of you? How has your March been? Are you ready to kick its backside? (I am, but that is a statement on the weather)





Ready for A to Z Madness?



And TOMORROW we start A to Z! Everybody ready? Planning was totally one of my March Madness tasks that did not get done. I also have 2 ½ days on our Parallels Blog which at least have themes identified, but I only have 4 of my letters designated and no blogs written for here... Never fear... I'll get her done. I never actually write until the day before anyway unless I know I'll be gone. But there may be some scrambling for coming up with the marketing tool of the day.
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Published on March 31, 2016 00:00

March 23, 2016

Redirect to the Parallels Blog

Hey gang! I had the honor of interviewing Dancing Lemur LLC owner and editor L. Diane Wolfe today and it is posted over on the Parallels blog. It includes gems like what she, as an editor, looks for in submissions and what sorts of books they are looking for so you won't want to miss it! Go see!!!






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Published on March 23, 2016 00:00

March 21, 2016

A to Z Theme Reveal!!!

So I jumped the gun and did this already. You know that, right? Because I always manage to be ahead or behind. I am beginning to think I am a Time Lord caught up in the loopy timey wimey thing, but unlike a proper Time Lord, I always miss the mark by a bit. But in case you didn't see...





My plan is to put all of YOU to work teaching ME about various aspects of book marketing! I will present a topic each day and ask what your experiences are with it, or what you know, or what to avoid, or how to do it... So if YOU want to learn TOO, keep your eyes peeled! [My eyeballs always hurt when I say that]



But in addition to what I have going on HERE, The Parallels Authors are ALSO participating in the A to Z Blogging and we have split up letters to each do a different sci-fi topic each day. If you weren't aware that we were blogging, you can find the Parallels blog here. In addition to what we've got, I've also interviewed one of the Dancing Lemur Editors and will be sharing that Wednesday, so watch for it!!!



And if you want to go see what everyone else is doing, the list is here!
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Published on March 21, 2016 00:00

March 16, 2016

Please Welcome Roland Yeoman!!!

What am I saying? Most of you already know Roland... but he has a novel and a story in an anthology coming up, so  I thought I'd help him spread the word...



LAGNIAPPE, GOSSIP, AND CROSS-DRESSING IN OUR NOVELS







Roland Yeomans here – reader, writer, dreamer.

Have you noticed in our recent Indie novels, everyone is selling, but few are buying?

How do we overcome that recent inertia in customer response?

The old catch phrase is to think outside the “Box.”

I think something both newer and older is called for:

We must expand the dimensions of that “box” by looking at “novel” ways of writing and marketing our books.



We must push out the boundaries of what a new novel can be, what it can offer the buyer.






Lagniappe is a tradition down here in Southwest Louisiana:


Lagniappe is something given to a customer as a bonus or extra gift to say “Thank You for Doing Business with Me.”




I decided to do just that in my new novel:






At the end of my novel, I put a 6,000 word story focusing on three of the not-so-innocents 64 years in the future.

The reader gets another whole new adventure with characters he has grown to know. It adds depth to the short story and to the novel he has just finished.

And he gets it as a surprise and for FREE.

I have primed the pump for Word of Mouth from her/him and garnered a stronger possibility, the reader will buy the next book in the NOT-SO-INNOCENTS saga.



How cool is that, right?








Let’s Gossip!


Gossip. It’s as old as the Serpent asking Eve, “Has God really said if you eat this fruit, you will surely die?”

Let’s talk the gossip found in Book Clubs.

There’s a way of interacting through books that you don’t get through any ordinary transaction in life.

Reading is a solitary act, an experience of interiority.

To read a book is to burst the confines of one’s consciousness and enter another world.

What happens when you read a book in the company of others?

You enter its world together but see it in your own way.

And it’s through sharing those differences of perception that the book group acquires its emotional power.

It’s like sitting around gossiping about people, only you’re gossiping about characters in fiction, which is more meaningful.

SO … I included after my Lagniappe short story, a Reader’s Discussion Guide with questions and links to internet sites for them to read the facts for themselves.

I wanted to make my new novel Book Club Friendly, to make it easier for them to get together to talk about the subjects and personalities found in my pages.

More priming the pump for Word of Mouth.

More Pushing Back the Boundaries of that Box.








NOW ABOUT THAT CROSS DRESSING {Hart jumps up and down}


Ah, that WAS misleading but it grabbed your attention more than Cross Pollination would have, didn’t it?

How is my new novel engaged with cross-pollination?









I am honored enough to have a story in this anthology.

While young Loy (her real name is Myrna) is the true heroine of WEDNESDAY’S CHILD, the mysterious Greek physician who gave her that nickname is the narrator.



His name is Lucanus.

And Lucanus is the physician for the 1st Air/Steamship, the Xanadu, in THE NOT-SO-INNOCENTS ABROAD.

He appears in the second act of the novel, but like Yoda, he is a crucial element to the story being played out.

And at the end in Tangiers, he plays Doc Holliday to Sam McCord’s Wyatt Earp.



Cross-Pollination –



If readers like Lucanus in THE THING THAT TURNED ME, they will pick up THE NOT-SO-INNOCENTS ABROAD.

And if they like him in my new novel, they will want to pick up the anthology.

More Word of Mouth.

More Pushing Back the Boundaries of that darn Box.



And talking about that scene in Tangiers, here is the tune that played in my head as I wrote it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZTkg8GGEOo





This March board the Xanadu, the 1st Air/Steamboat, on a honeymoon cruise for alien Empress, Meilori Shinseen, and her human consort, Samuel McCord, to Paris and the Unholy Lands where death, betrayal, deceit, and murder reign supreme … and that is just in the newlywed’s bedroom!



     The passengers?  An insane Abraham Lincoln, a crippled General Sherman, a vampiric Benjamin Franklin, a clueless Mark Twain, 11 year old Nikola Tesla, and his faithful black cat, Macak.



     Cost of Passage?  Only $9.99! 






ABOUT
THE AUTHOR





Roland
Yeomans was born in Detroit, Michigan. But his last memories of that
city are hub-caps and kneecaps since, at the age of seven, he
followed the free food when his parents moved to Lafayette,
Louisiana. The hitch-hiking after their speeding car from state to
state was a real adventure. Once in Louisiana, Roland learned
strange new ways of pronouncing David and Richard when they were last
names. And it was not a pleasant sight when he pronounced Comeaux
for the first time.




He
has a Bachelor’s degree in English Education and a Master’s
degree in Psychology. He has been a teacher, counselor, book store
owner, and even a pirate since he once worked at a tax preparation
firm.






So
far he has written thirty-three books. You can find Roland at his
web page: www.rolandyeomans.blogspot.com
or at his private table in Meilori’s.
The web page is safer to visit. But if you insist on visiting
Meilori’s,
bring a friend who runs slower than you.
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Published on March 16, 2016 00:00

March 7, 2016

Delinquent Blurbs and Interviewed Elsewhere

Hallo fine peoples!!!!





So I was meant to post the last two story teases from Parallels: Felix Was Here on Friday and I lost my mind. So today I will share THOSE, but I ALSO am being interviewed today on Yolanda Renee's blog. So if you want a bit of the “behind the story” for The Seventeen, you can go over THERE and see it.



By the way... I read ALL these stories this weekend, and I was fabulously impressed. It is a really fun set.



Meanwhile HERE, the last two stories introduced are from Tamara Narayan and my own.





Scrying the Plane: A teen experiences thrills and chills in a virtual reality internet.



Are you 21 or older? Care to experience the internet through a virtual reality interface? See Twitter birds flock, hop in a Minecraft trolley, or don the “skin” of your favorite celebrity. Come, sit. Drink your Sleep-Ease and lie back. Don’t worry about the scalpel.  Just a few small cuts to access your temple chip and in go the leads. Hardly any bleeding at all! So hook in, hook up, and go wild. What could go wrong?  



From doling out popcorn to moviegoers to flinging smelt to penguins, Tamara Narayan's taken the “road less traveled”. Her career path veered off into a land of integrals and other strange things while she taught college level math, but these days she’s cruising the fiction highway. 







And LAST....



The Seventeen: In a world of unregulated drug trials, sometimes the side-effects are viral.



Cecily Daiker is keeper of the Seventeen--the survivors Pharmagna houses after a decade of drug trials which were unregulated, subjects unprotected and un-cared-for.



Until Cecily.



But now a drug is being proposed to undo the wrongs of past drugs, Within limits, of course. And Cecily is assigned to oversee the trial. What nobody says is that the newly tested drug may have unanticipated consequences. Not just for the Seventeen, but for everybody. And it is Cecily's job to contain the danger.

 



Hart Johnson is a social scientist by day, and plots murder and the apocalypse when the sun goes down. She has published a flu conspiracy trilogy (A Shot in the Light) and a cozy mystery series under the name Alyse Carlson. She has hopes to eventually support herself writing or take over the world, whichever works out first. In the meantime, you can find her at the links below:







For the rest of this week I am going to be largely offline. I am traveling for work, but I will see you all next week!
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Published on March 07, 2016 00:00

March 2, 2016

Nose to the Grindstone



Hallo fine people!!! Welcome to First Wednesday and the Insecure Writer's Support Group! Don't forget to go visit other insecure writers today, too!





So anybody know what makes up motivation? I am going to go out on a limb and say a lot of it is momentum (or inertia). But if the inertia is dragging you down, what do you do to get going again?



I'm hoping March Madness can pull me out of it. So far so good. (after one day, but whatever). Maybe it helps that work is forcing my hand right now, too. I have a meeting next week and am helping a student prepare her poster, so I have had to be focused and work hard and at a very steady rate... so keeping going when I get home is working out okay. At least so far.





So what do I have to accomplish this month?



I want to query Medium Wrong which requires me to finish entering edits (should happen today), write a synopsis and query, select agents and publishers, and send them...



I want to PLOT a cozy mystery. And then, when I get through some reading I have to do (a beta read, a copy edit and a library book) I want to edit Kahlotus Disposal Site .



So that is a polish/query, a proofing, a plotting and an editing this month. LOTS to do, but a much more scattered list than I've ever begun March Madness with. Normally I write or finish a book... still, when I finish the month hopefully I will have TWO ready to fly out the door that have been in my files for way too long.





What about all of you? Any tricks for getting going again? What motivates you?





[And anyone interested in this March Madness business, can find out more here.]


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Published on March 02, 2016 00:00

February 26, 2016

The Fourth Parallels (Sneak Peak)







Is it really Friday!? Thank goodness. And we were buried in about eight inches of snow, but I am infinitely grateful it wasn't tornadoes or hurricanes. My heart goes out to those of you on the east coast who got far worse than we did.



And you may have noticed, I am sharing two blurbs each Friday from the Parallels: Felix was Here Anthology that will be published May 3 (Pre-order here)(Or visit our group blog here)--for which my primary contribution thus far has been to shout "Hey guys! We should do some stuff! erm...). I'm honored to be part of this, though, seriously. Today is my fourth time sharing two apiece of the blurbs and I've got Melanie Schultz and Sylvia Ney on board!







The Haunted: Sometimes the best things in life are the things you never had.



For five years Andy has been consumed by nothingness. Her life was fine—normal even—and then suddenly it wasn’t. No one knows why, least of all her. Desperate for answers, she seeks out yet another psychiatrist, not knowing that psychotherapy has nothing to do with it, not when the problem is that you’re being haunted.





Melanie Schulz is planted in upstate New York with her husband and three kids on a smallish plot of land she likes to believe is a farm. She plays at being a writer, same as she plays at being a farmer, and nurse, and overall enjoyer of this thing called life. One of the things she enjoys most are people who delight in discussing all things listed above. 



You can find her at:


Website

Blog

Facebook




Win:  The connection is everything.



 Seventeen year-old David Masters has grown up in almost complete isolation, despised by those around him. He is smart, determined, and compassionate. Now, an act of terrorism threatens the lives of millions. Can David help the society who shunned his very existence? Or is all hope for humanity lost? Find out in “WIN”. 





Sylvia Ney is a freelance writer, editor, and speaker. She regularly contributes to newspapers, magazines, and other anthologies. Some of her recurring publications include Houston Family magazine. Southern Writer's magazine, and the Chicken Soup for the Soul series. Sylvia is a member of the Texas Gulf Coast Writers and the Bayou Writers Group in Louisiana.



You can find her at: www.sylviacney.com
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Published on February 26, 2016 00:00

February 22, 2016

March Madness Looms Large!!!





Hallo, fine peoples!!! It is only 8 days until March!!! And around here there is a tradition for March that we call March Madness. Unlike the ball bouncing, hoop throwing, foot tangling thing that is going on among college athletes, THIS March Madness is a self-defined challenge we set to kick ourselves into gear.







Traditional March Madness Projects Include:



* A major edit you want to get done

* FINISHING a book you started at some other time

* Finshing TWO books that are closer to done

* Writing a new book

* Writing a defined number of short stories

* Converting a project (ie, making a screenplay from a novel)



It is anything YOU make of it. We suggest it be about comparable in time commitment to NaNoWriMo, but that is ONLY a suggestion. Mostly what we want to do is give a little adrenaline rush to your writing and create a supportive environment for getting something done.



If you want to join discussions and such on the subject, I manage a Facebook Group, BuNoWriMo, where we can interact more easily. You are ALL WELCOME. Bring your friends. Bring your ideas. Bring some silly shenanigans.
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Published on February 22, 2016 00:00

February 19, 2016

Sneaksy Peeksy Threeksy (For Parallels)

What?  You know I make stuff up.



And I can channel a four-year-old when I really want to and four-year-olds love to rhyme. So there.



So I have two more of my fellow authors and their stories to share with you today... two people I didn't happen to really know before this adventure--that is a perk of being part of an anthology I totally hadn't considered. I was excited to see friends on the list, but I am also enjoying this NEW friends piece!



First up is Michael Abayomi



Ground Zero : The ruins of New York City might not be as deserted as they seem.



Thirty years after a nuclear bomb devastates much of the Eastern United States, the survivors are still struggling to deal with the aftermath. Elijah is one of them, a man simply doing his part in the effort to rebuild from what's left. He is also a man on a mission, one that has been fueling what others might see as a morbid obsession with corpses. But he is secretly on a search for answers, a search that has taken him to Ground Zero, the very heart of the irradiated wasteland known as the Red Zone



Michael Abayomi was born in Lagos, Nigeria. He fell in love with the art of storytelling after reading J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. His books include Neuro, The Morning Star, and the epic fantasy series, Guardians & The Lost Paradise.



You can find Michael at:


Website/Blog






Twitter




[And see, I began my writing adventures in earnest after reading (and re-reading) Harry Potter, too. I always WANTED to write, but it took those books to accept the lesson that it is easier to finish and do it well (for me) if I know the ending.]







Okay, Next up is Sandra Cox




Rainers: Save his world or save her own.



Out hiking, Harper Reese tumbles into a parallel universe where a nightmarish virus has infected the sphere’s pubescent children. While there she encounters bad boy Noah Tanner who’s got problems of his own.



Now, they must work together to track down and destroy the source of the disease before it travels to her world and infects her twelve-year-old sister.





Multi-published author Sandra Cox writes YA Fantasy, Romance, and Metaphysical Nonfiction. She lives in sunny North Carolina with her husband, a brood of critters and an occasional foster cat. Although shopping is high on the list, her greatest pleasure is sitting on her screened in porch, listening to the birds, sipping coffee and enjoying a good book. She's a vegetarian and a Muay Thai enthusiast.



You can find Sandra here:


Facebook

Twitter 

Blog 

Website




If you want to go back and see the other blurbs and authors I've shared, LG and Yolanda are here and Cherie and Crystal are here.


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Published on February 19, 2016 00:00