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May 19, 2015

Dragons & Your Friendly Neighborhood Water Gun Fight

 


After a gorgeous Victoria Day long weekend in my neck of the woods, I learned a couple of things about Dragons and war games–the hard way. So this week on Dragon Tip Tuesday…


 


Tip #126 – No matter how sunny the day (or how frisky you’re feeling), never challenge a dragon to a water gun fight. Not only will he kick your ass playing hunt-and-seek, but he’ll scare the bejezus out of unsuspecting gardeners when he goes Commando on your entire neighborhood.


 


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Published on May 19, 2015 04:08

May 12, 2015

Late Night Naughty Hook-ups

 


Looking for a hot hook-up with a dragon? This week on Dragon Tip Tuesday, learn one of the very big DON’Ts when dating a dragon…


 


Tip # 125 – If ever invited on a date with a dragon, avoid wearing anything with feathers. Dragons are SUPER ticklish (and very wary of feather-wearing females), which means you might end up flambéed before evening begins and you get to any of the naughty stuff.


 


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Published on May 12, 2015 04:27

May 5, 2015

 
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Dragon Tip Tuesday is here again. This week is all about self-preservation, and well, bringing along a few party favorites. One, in particular, that will absolutely save your life!


 


Tip #124 – Never interrupt a dragon while he’s counting his treasure trove…unless, of course, you bring beer. Guinness is always welcome.


 


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Published on May 05, 2015 04:19

April 28, 2015

New Dragon Tip Coming Down the Pipe!

 


After a few weeks away, I’m back with more Dragon Tip Tuesday. As we head into warmer weather, bear this tip in mind…


 


Tip #123: For a rip-roaring time, invite a dragon to your cocktail party. Just make sure to serve spicy Atomic hors d’oeuvres and Inferno cocktails to keep him happy. Otherwise you’ll be stuck explaining to the neighborhood why your roof is on fire.


 


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Published on April 28, 2015 04:01

March 31, 2015

New Dragon Tip on Tap!

 


Good morning! A little bit of sunshine, and I’m good to go this morning. Just in time too. I’m all geared up for the Dragon Tip of the week!


 


Tip #122 – Looking to soothe a dragon’s temper? Read him a bedtime story. Preferably something that takes a sexy turn. You’ll benefit in the most delightful way before you read THE END…promise! ;-)


 


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Published on March 31, 2015 03:59

March 24, 2015

Are you Dragon Obsessed? Find out here…

 


It’s that time again, but this week on Dragon Tip Tuesday I decided to switch it up a bit and share a helpful list with you. Which is…


 


How to Tell You’ve Become DRAGON OBSESSED:


1. You watch the How to Train Your Dragon movies, even when the kids aren’t around.

2. You believe Smaug, from The Hobbit, might be your soul mate.

3. You’re certain you absolutely NEED another dragon tattoo.

4. Scaly skin is NOT a turn off for you.

5. You ask Santa each year to bring you a dragon-shifter boyfriend for Christmas. (He never listens.)

6. You wake up each morning with the secret hope that a mad scientist has unleashed a virus called Dragon-shifter-itis, and all the men in your vicinity are infected.


 


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March 20, 2015

March 17, 2015

St. Paddy’s Day Meets Dragon Tip Tuesday!

 


Top of the mornin’ to you. Happy St. Patrick’s Day! So much fun that it falls on Dragon Tip Tuesday. Let the celebration begin…


 


Tip #120 – Don’t be shy. Kiss a dragon. He’s always Irish on St. Paddy’s Day!


 


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Published on March 17, 2015 04:10

St Patty’s Day Meets Dragon Tip Tuesday!

 


Top of the mornin’ to you. Happy St. Patrick’s Day! So much fun that it falls on Dragon Tip Tuesday. Let the celebration begin…


 


Tip #120 – Don’t be shy. Kiss a dragon. He’s always Irish on St. Patty’s Day!


 


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Published on March 17, 2015 04:10

March 10, 2015

Wanna be a Dragon Whisperer?

 


It’s that time again. Dragon Tip Tuesday on tap!


 


Tip 119 – Practicing to be a Dragon whisperer? Make sure you have a couple of things on hand at all times: 1. A portable fire extinguisher. And 2. The skills to use it to put out the fire on your a$$ while fleeing in full retreat. A standing appointment with a doctor would be a great idea too.


 


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Published on March 10, 2015 04:04