David Jones's Blog, page 1357
July 10, 2012
July 9, 2012
joealder:
cancerously:
lovingatyler:
Oh…
So this…WASN’T...
Oh…
So this…
WASN’T filmed on…
….a soundstage?
Oh.
This is most def creepy as fuck.
sorry but can you imagine driving by one day and just seeing the fucking teletubbies our your window
like they turn to look at you and you just fucking GUN IT because oHGOD THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU
Welcome.
Welcome to AREA FUCKING 51.
The last sight you’ll ever see.
ursineknight:
kaiba-cave:
finlovesbolin:
#I NEVER REALIZED...
#I NEVER REALIZED HOW FUNNY THIS WAS UNTIL TODAY #LIKE HE’S FUCKING RUNNING AWAY FROM AN OGRE #BUT HE’S FOLLOWING THE PATH SET UP BY THE LITTLE BARRIER #AND SHREK JUST BUSTS THROUGH #BUT HE’S STILL RUNNING THROUGH ALL ORDERLY #LIKE I JUST LAUGHED FOR A FEW MINUTES STRAIGHT AT THIS #THEN HE FALLS OVER BECAUSE HIS FUCKIN HEAD’S TOO BIG #THE COMEDY OF THE SITUATION IS #HE SEES THE OGRE #HE’S WEARING A BULKY HEAD #HE COULD JUST DITCH THE HELMET #AND SPR...
July 8, 2012
Extract from my first novel - Lilith's Tears
Hot day gradually faded into balmy night, and the fiery sun retired glowing over the horizon. The sky burned pink and orange, the spreading ripples distorting the watercolour painting upon the sea, while ahead the rainforest came alive with riotous bird song and howling animals, briefly greeting the moonshine before they fell completely silent – replaced instead by the steady clicking and buzzing of insects. Basked in silver, the island became serene. Perhaps stirred by the cooler air or the...
Oh..my. This is surely one of the best performances/covers of...
Oh..my. This is surely one of the best performances/covers of all time.
July 7, 2012
"The voracious ambition of humans is never sated by dreams coming true, because there us always the..."
- John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (via iloveyoursoul)
The tapestry thing gives me endless amusement.
The tapestry thing gives me endless amusement.
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then th...
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
Look out every band I like.
