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August 22, 2013
When Screwing Your Clients Goes Wrong: Now We Get All Investigative Journalist On Ya
So the Wife and I had a Perry White-Lois Lane moment here at the ranch, trying to decide what to publish on this here blog and what to leave alone. Believe it or not, I opted for discretion (cuz THAT’s my MO, right?). She pushed for shaming these bastards the public’s right to know. What […]
August 20, 2013
When Screwing Your Clients Goes Wrong: The Red & Blue Light Edition
So many things happened today that I honestly cannot keep up. As you may know, I have a Day Job. I actually get up everyday and go to work, interact with clients, produce deliverables, and collect a paycheck. Everyday. This day, before I’d finished my first cup of coffee, I got a polite Cease & […]
August 19, 2013
When Screwing Your Clients Goes Wrong: BSJ Strikes Back
You know, you all are a fickle bunch. I write some amazing stuff about villains and movies and comic book stuff and you guys are like “Meh.” I’ve broken Disney World, introduced you to DMFRHs, even wrote a post defending Miley Cyrus of all people. And what’d I get? Crickets. But let me write a […]
August 14, 2013
Judge Not…Cause the Stones in the Glass Houses…Just Leave Miley Alone
19 was an interesting year for me: for starters, I got kicked out of college. Well, that’s probably harsher than it sounded: I was politely asked not to return. There, that’s better. But it got worse. I spent my 19th birthday sleeping on someone’s desk, not because I was drunk but because I dicked around […]
August 6, 2013
DMFRH Round Up
It’s a sad, sad day when I have to do a round up, an aggregation, of all the ridiculation (I know it’s not a word—go with it) in my house. For those of you who don’t know, about a year ago I introduced a series called Dis MuthaFucka Right Here or DMFRH. Now, when I […]
July 23, 2013
HERO HIGHLIGHT: JUSTICE LEAGUE
I’ve been putting off this Justice League post because I don’t know jack shit about DC comic book characters. I know Superman and Batman, of course, but you start talking about Wonder Woman (she got a nice outfit and a rope, right?) or Aquaman (again, SeaWorld trainer in an orange shirt), or Flash (umm, he’s […]
July 19, 2013
SUBSURDITY II: Trayvon, PTA Moms and the Race Thing
I actually didn’t even want to write this post. Really, I didn’t. But recent events have forced my hand. I told you a little about the suburbs in our last little Subsurdity post (granted, I also told you a little about Handsy Schmancy too). What I didn’t tell you, or might have only alluded to, […]
July 17, 2013
Come Hell or High Water is FINISHED!
Well, the first draft at least…Now comes the dreaded red pen!
July 11, 2013
I’m…Almost…Done!
I know I haven’t posted in a minute–this is a just a quick little note to tell you that it’s coming. Promise. I am about a chapter away from being done with the first draft of Come Hell or High Water and I’m knee-deep in it. Like not-sleeping-haven’t-shaved-how-many-times-are-you-gonna-wear-that-shirt? in it. Thank God I work from […]
July 1, 2013
SUBSURDITY: Episode I – Of MILFs and Men
Well well wellwellwell look who decided to show up today? Lil ol me! It’s been an interesting summer so far, chock full of Iron Man and Superman and Star Trek with a couple slices of The Boy and His Girlfriend (yep, he has one), DMFRH karma, and suburban nonsense. I’m supposed to be talking about […]
