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February 29, 2012

Turtle Mom: Wedding Whinesday — When Numbers Go Mad

ANNOUNCEMENT: For any Kindle owners who don't want to miss a second of the Turtle Mom Wedding saga (which began last year with Confessions of a Turtle Mom), you now have the option to subscribe to the About a Wedding blog on Amazon. Unfortunately, you cannot subscribe to blogs with the Kindle app yet, so you non-Kindle folks can Follow the blog, or the RSS feed, or sign up for the monthly newsletter for a reminder.

Numbers and I have a love-hate relationship. When I try to keep track of them, ...

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Published on February 29, 2012 13:27

February 24, 2012

A Word by Any Definition: If Your Knees Crumble, Call 9-1-1 Pronto

I'm starting a new blog category today. See it over there in the category list? That means I plan to return to this subject in the future. Words are serious stuff, folks. Well, to writers, and lawyers and anyone trying to split hairs in an argument, they are. I am a writer. I am like a perpetually lovesick single, always looking for just the right word and unhappy if I am stuck with the wrong word.

In fifth grade, a teacher asked a group of us how we thought a certain word we had never heard o...

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Published on February 24, 2012 10:00

February 22, 2012

Turtle Mom Wedding Whinesday: Decisions, Decisions, Decisions

ANNOUNCEMENT: For any Kindle owners who don't want to miss a second of the Turtle Mom Wedding saga (which began last year with Confessions of a Turtle Mom), you now have the option to subscribe to the About a Wedding blog on Amazon. Unfortunately, you cannot subscribe to blogs with the Kindle app yet, so you non-Kindle folks can Follow the blog, or the RSS feed, or sign up for the monthly newsletter for a reminder.

The really horrible thing about weddings is that they involve a lot of...

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Published on February 22, 2012 14:20

February 15, 2012

Turtle Mom Wedding Whinesday: When Plans Go Awry

ANNOUNCEMENT: For any Kindle owners who don't want to miss a second of the Turtle Mom Wedding saga (which began last year with Confessions of a Turtle Mom), you now have the option to subscribe to the About a Wedding blog on Amazon. Unfortunately, you cannot subscribe to blogs with the Kindle app yet, so you non-Kindle folks can Follow the blog, or the RSS feed, or sign up for the monthly newsletter for a reminder.

One of the things that all couples planning for a future together know is that ...

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Published on February 15, 2012 13:06

February 12, 2012

#SampleSunday: A Free Writer's Resource On The New Publishing

Typically, I focus Sample Sunday on chapters of my blog-novel-in-progress. But The Ex-Files is getting edited (this is the way I write novels — draft a big blurp, stop, edit, draft another big blurp; apparently, it's my process). So this time I have a sample for writers that should knock your socks off. If you're a reader, please know The Ex-Files should be back next week — and if you have a writer in your life, tell them about this FREE resource.

The resource in question is one I am very...

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Published on February 12, 2012 13:30

February 8, 2012

Turtle Mom Wedding Whinesday: A Long-Haul Marriage, The Kardashians, and Bob and Sheri

ANNOUNCEMENT: For any Kindle owners who don't want to miss a second of the Turtle Mom Wedding saga (which began last year with Confessions of a Turtle Mom), you now have the option to subscribe to the About a Wedding blog on Amazon. Unfortunately, you cannot subscribe to blogs with the Kindle app yet, so you non-Kindle folks can Follow the blog, or the RSS feed, or sign up for the monthly newsletter for a reminder.

One of the things I've always hoped for my children is that they each find a...

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Published on February 08, 2012 14:33

February 1, 2012

Turtle Mom Wedding Whinesday: How Many Cards Tuck Into a Wedding Invitation?

ANNOUNCEMENT: For any Kindle owners who don't want to miss a second of the Turtle Mom Wedding saga (which began last year with Confessions of a Turtle Mom), you now have the option to subscribe to the About a Wedding blog on Amazon. Unfortunately, you cannot subscribe to blogs with the Kindle app yet, so you non-Kindle folks can Follow the blog, or the RSS feed, or sign up for the monthly newsletter for a reminder.

Whine Subject of the Week: Invitations

Who decided that a wedding invitation...

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Published on February 01, 2012 14:25

January 25, 2012

Turtle Mom Wedding Whinesday: Finding the Right Words for Wedding Vows

ANNOUNCEMENT: For any Kindle owners who don't want to miss a second of the Turtle Mom Wedding saga (which began last year with Confessions of a Turtle Mom), you now have the option to subscribe to the About a Wedding blog on Amazon. Unfortunately, you cannot subscribe to blogs with the Kindle app yet, so you non-Kindle folks can Follow the blog, or the RSS feed, or sign up for the monthly newsletter for a reminder.

Daughter and I were talking last week and she mentioned a recurring nightmare: ...

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Published on January 25, 2012 14:33

January 17, 2012

Wedding Sale: The Fairy Tale Bride for 99 cents

I bow to the Karmic weight of the universe.

History: The Fairy Tale Bride was listed at 99 cents for a Backlist Ebooks sale just before Christmas, and when the sale was over, I attempted to put the price back to $2.99. Amazon has (typical) kept it at 99 cents and so has B&N (not so typical). iTunes (respectfully typical) changed it when I asked them to.

Background: All e-retailers have an agreement with author/publisher that the book will not be listed elsewhere for lower than the price the...

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Published on January 17, 2012 12:47

January 11, 2012

Turtle Mom Wedding Whinesday: Reality Sets In

Not *the* dress, but cute.

ANNOUNCEMENT: For any Kindle owners who don't want to miss a second of the Turtle Mom Wedding saga (which began last year with Confessions of a Turtle Mom), you now have the option to subscribe to the About a Wedding blog on Amazon. Unfortunately, you cannot subscribe to blogs with the Kindle app yet, so you non-Kindle folks can Follow the blog, or the RSS feed, or sign up for the monthly newsletter for a reminder.

2012 is here. I was happily thinking I had 8 months t...

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Published on January 11, 2012 14:12