Kelly McClymer's Blog, page 15
February 29, 2012
Turtle Mom: Wedding Whinesday — When Numbers Go Mad
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Numbers and I have a love-hate relationship. When I try to keep track of them, ...
February 24, 2012
A Word by Any Definition: If Your Knees Crumble, Call 9-1-1 Pronto
I'm starting a new blog category today. See it over there in the category list? That means I plan to return to this subject in the future. Words are serious stuff, folks. Well, to writers, and lawyers and anyone trying to split hairs in an argument, they are. I am a writer. I am like a perpetually lovesick single, always looking for just the right word and unhappy if I am stuck with the wrong word.
In fifth grade, a teacher asked a group of us how we thought a certain word we had never heard o...
February 22, 2012
Turtle Mom Wedding Whinesday: Decisions, Decisions, Decisions
ANNOUNCEMENT: For any Kindle owners who don't want to miss a second of the Turtle Mom Wedding saga (which began last year with Confessions of a Turtle Mom), you now have the option to subscribe to the About a Wedding blog on Amazon. Unfortunately, you cannot subscribe to blogs with the Kindle app yet, so you non-Kindle folks can Follow the blog, or the RSS feed, or sign up for the monthly newsletter for a reminder.
The really horrible thing about weddings is that they involve a lot of...
February 15, 2012
Turtle Mom Wedding Whinesday: When Plans Go Awry
ANNOUNCEMENT: For any Kindle owners who don't want to miss a second of the Turtle Mom Wedding saga (which began last year with Confessions of a Turtle Mom), you now have the option to subscribe to the About a Wedding blog on Amazon. Unfortunately, you cannot subscribe to blogs with the Kindle app yet, so you non-Kindle folks can Follow the blog, or the RSS feed, or sign up for the monthly newsletter for a reminder.
One of the things that all couples planning for a future together know is that ...
February 12, 2012
#SampleSunday: A Free Writer's Resource On The New Publishing
Typically, I focus Sample Sunday on chapters of my blog-novel-in-progress. But The Ex-Files is getting edited (this is the way I write novels — draft a big blurp, stop, edit, draft another big blurp; apparently, it's my process). So this time I have a sample for writers that should knock your socks off. If you're a reader, please know The Ex-Files should be back next week — and if you have a writer in your life, tell them about this FREE resource.
February 8, 2012
Turtle Mom Wedding Whinesday: A Long-Haul Marriage, The Kardashians, and Bob and Sheri
ANNOUNCEMENT: For any Kindle owners who don't want to miss a second of the Turtle Mom Wedding saga (which began last year with Confessions of a Turtle Mom), you now have the option to subscribe to the About a Wedding blog on Amazon. Unfortunately, you cannot subscribe to blogs with the Kindle app yet, so you non-Kindle folks can Follow the blog, or the RSS feed, or sign up for the monthly newsletter for a reminder.
One of the things I've always hoped for my children is that they each find a...
February 1, 2012
Turtle Mom Wedding Whinesday: How Many Cards Tuck Into a Wedding Invitation?
ANNOUNCEMENT: For any Kindle owners who don't want to miss a second of the Turtle Mom Wedding saga (which began last year with Confessions of a Turtle Mom), you now have the option to subscribe to the About a Wedding blog on Amazon. Unfortunately, you cannot subscribe to blogs with the Kindle app yet, so you non-Kindle folks can Follow the blog, or the RSS feed, or sign up for the monthly newsletter for a reminder.
Whine Subject of the Week: Invitations
Who decided that a wedding invitation...
January 25, 2012
Turtle Mom Wedding Whinesday: Finding the Right Words for Wedding Vows
ANNOUNCEMENT: For any Kindle owners who don't want to miss a second of the Turtle Mom Wedding saga (which began last year with Confessions of a Turtle Mom), you now have the option to subscribe to the About a Wedding blog on Amazon. Unfortunately, you cannot subscribe to blogs with the Kindle app yet, so you non-Kindle folks can Follow the blog, or the RSS feed, or sign up for the monthly newsletter for a reminder.
Daughter and I were talking last week and she mentioned a recurring nightmare: ...
January 17, 2012
Wedding Sale: The Fairy Tale Bride for 99 cents
I bow to the Karmic weight of the universe.
History: The Fairy Tale Bride was listed at 99 cents for a Backlist Ebooks sale just before Christmas, and when the sale was over, I attempted to put the price back to $2.99. Amazon has (typical) kept it at 99 cents and so has B&N (not so typical). iTunes (respectfully typical) changed it when I asked them to.
Background: All e-retailers have an agreement with author/publisher that the book will not be listed elsewhere for lower than the price the...
January 11, 2012
Turtle Mom Wedding Whinesday: Reality Sets In

Not *the* dress, but cute.
ANNOUNCEMENT: For any Kindle owners who don't want to miss a second of the Turtle Mom Wedding saga (which began last year with Confessions of a Turtle Mom), you now have the option to subscribe to the About a Wedding blog on Amazon. Unfortunately, you cannot subscribe to blogs with the Kindle app yet, so you non-Kindle folks can Follow the blog, or the RSS feed, or sign up for the monthly newsletter for a reminder.
2012 is here. I was happily thinking I had 8 months t...