Augusta Scattergood's Blog, page 69
December 19, 2011
More holiday humor from a napkin
As we head into a week of celebration, here's one last glimpse at my gift-giving humor. And a possible life lesson.
What often starts out as good intentions:
Might just turn around and surprise you:
What often starts out as good intentions:

Might just turn around and surprise you:

Published on December 19, 2011 10:28
December 16, 2011
My Quote for the Day
"...writing from a place of fear and concern guarantees only one result: mediocrity."
Alex Gansa, the creator (with Howard Gordon) of "Homeland"
from the New York Times article on the show's season finale
Alex Gansa, the creator (with Howard Gordon) of "Homeland"
from the New York Times article on the show's season finale
Published on December 16, 2011 04:47
December 15, 2011
Shopping for Writers
Sharing my favorite Gifts for Writers today.
(Keep in mind that this blog is not written by a shopper, a crafter or even much of a cook these days.)
If that last person on your shopping list falls into a category considered Creative-- Friend or Family-- check this out.
Starting with one of my favorite things. Previously blogged about as Things I Love So Much.
This wristlet can be made in the image of almost anything. (Maybe not in time for Christmas, but think ahead!)
My friend Leslie also has one for her forthcoming book:
Both are from this website:
http://www.torynicole.com/wristlet.html
Neat, no?
Or if you are really feeling generous and have something to celebrate, how about a CAKE made from the cover image of your/ your friend's book. Wow, will this ever impress!
(Yes, that's a cake. A delicious cake. Thanks again, Kate.)
How about this tee-shirt? All sorts of neat things in the Signals catalog. Click here for Writerly stuff.
And here I am, wearing mine, after a long morning of critiquing with some of my Writing Buddies at Panera. It was chilly in there. We worked hard. We deserve gifts. (Thanks, Henry and Celia!)
And last, if you really want to get creative. Here's my niece's take on the little red towels I tucked into her Christmas box:
Which is about how I was feeling when I sent off my last box of goodies into Santaland yesterday.
But of course, here's what I really and truly meant:
Happy reading/writing/shopping/ celebrating to all!
(Any other book or writer-related gift ideas? Leave me a message and I'll expand this post.)
(Keep in mind that this blog is not written by a shopper, a crafter or even much of a cook these days.)
If that last person on your shopping list falls into a category considered Creative-- Friend or Family-- check this out.
Starting with one of my favorite things. Previously blogged about as Things I Love So Much.

This wristlet can be made in the image of almost anything. (Maybe not in time for Christmas, but think ahead!)
My friend Leslie also has one for her forthcoming book:

http://www.torynicole.com/wristlet.html
Neat, no?
Or if you are really feeling generous and have something to celebrate, how about a CAKE made from the cover image of your/ your friend's book. Wow, will this ever impress!
(Yes, that's a cake. A delicious cake. Thanks again, Kate.)

How about this tee-shirt? All sorts of neat things in the Signals catalog. Click here for Writerly stuff.



And here I am, wearing mine, after a long morning of critiquing with some of my Writing Buddies at Panera. It was chilly in there. We worked hard. We deserve gifts. (Thanks, Henry and Celia!)
And last, if you really want to get creative. Here's my niece's take on the little red towels I tucked into her Christmas box:

Which is about how I was feeling when I sent off my last box of goodies into Santaland yesterday.
But of course, here's what I really and truly meant:

Happy reading/writing/shopping/ celebrating to all!
(Any other book or writer-related gift ideas? Leave me a message and I'll expand this post.)
Published on December 15, 2011 10:54
December 12, 2011
True Confessions
I'm feeling more Bah Humbuggish than HoHoHoing.
Still waiting for the Christmas music to kick in.
More interesting in reading and writing than shopping and wrapping.
But hats off to the Pottery Barn catalog that arrived in my mail this week.
Page 15, right there with all the ads for picture frames and the Free Shipping note.
Love this:
"A good snapshot keeps a moment from running away." Eudora Welty, author
Still waiting for the Christmas music to kick in.
More interesting in reading and writing than shopping and wrapping.
But hats off to the Pottery Barn catalog that arrived in my mail this week.
Page 15, right there with all the ads for picture frames and the Free Shipping note.
Love this:
"A good snapshot keeps a moment from running away." Eudora Welty, author
Published on December 12, 2011 14:17
December 9, 2011
Book Food: Pimento Cheese in particular...
Thinking this morning about Food. Especially food in books.
Specifically, my book: GLORY BE.
Since Glory's caretaker, Emma, is a fabulous cook and the two spend a lot of time talking over the kitchen table, food appears frequently in my book. Maybe not as often as it did pre-edits, but it's there. Red Velvet Cake, bacon frying, ditto chicken. So when I think Wine and Cheese for Glory Be's launch party, I'm thinking Wine and (Pimento!) Cheese.
Then I have to worry if I'm spelling it right. A few years ago, a good portion of one of my New Jersey critique group meetings focused on pimento v. pimiento. Two Southerners and one writing about college in the South fought it out. With no satisfactory conclusion.
Now I have it on Good Authority that either is correct.
I'm going with PIMENTO.
My favorite professional foodie told me so. Well, actually he gave me a GREAT book called The New Food Lover's Companion . And did you know that much of the pimento crop is used for Paprika? Or that Pimento is the name of the tree from which ALLSPICE comes.
Chris, my foodie kissing cousin, knew I'd love this book, and I do. His mother, my sister's mother-in-law (are you still with me? I just did that thing we Southerners do: mention three relatives in one sentence) was an all-time great cook. I have longed a jar of Mrs. Carlson's Jerusalem Artichokes for all the years since she stopped making them (picking them from her garden, scrubbing and pickling those little things).
Back to Pimento Cheese. I think I'll make it the way I've always done it. A recent article in the Wall Street Journal calls it Classic Pimento Cheese. They suggest crudite. Not sure about this. White bread was always on my menu. And I doubt I'll roast and seed my own peppers. They do still sell them in the little jars, you know.
(From the Wall Street Journal:)
The Classic
For 25 years, chef Frank Stitt's Highlands Bar and Grill in Birmingham, Ala., has served a platter of pimento cheese and crudité to regulars who know to ask for it (it's not the menu).
The recipe: Shred 1 pound sharp yellow cheddar, then blend it with ¼ pound cream cheese, 1 teaspoon freshly ground white pepper, 3 large red bell peppers (roasted, peeled, seeded and chopped), ½ cup mayonnaise, 1 teaspoon sugar, a splash of hot sauce (such as Tabasco or Cholula), several splashes of Worcestershire and 1/8 teaspoon cayenne pepper (optional). Serve chilled.
Specifically, my book: GLORY BE.
Since Glory's caretaker, Emma, is a fabulous cook and the two spend a lot of time talking over the kitchen table, food appears frequently in my book. Maybe not as often as it did pre-edits, but it's there. Red Velvet Cake, bacon frying, ditto chicken. So when I think Wine and Cheese for Glory Be's launch party, I'm thinking Wine and (Pimento!) Cheese.
Then I have to worry if I'm spelling it right. A few years ago, a good portion of one of my New Jersey critique group meetings focused on pimento v. pimiento. Two Southerners and one writing about college in the South fought it out. With no satisfactory conclusion.
Now I have it on Good Authority that either is correct.
I'm going with PIMENTO.
My favorite professional foodie told me so. Well, actually he gave me a GREAT book called The New Food Lover's Companion . And did you know that much of the pimento crop is used for Paprika? Or that Pimento is the name of the tree from which ALLSPICE comes.
Chris, my foodie kissing cousin, knew I'd love this book, and I do. His mother, my sister's mother-in-law (are you still with me? I just did that thing we Southerners do: mention three relatives in one sentence) was an all-time great cook. I have longed a jar of Mrs. Carlson's Jerusalem Artichokes for all the years since she stopped making them (picking them from her garden, scrubbing and pickling those little things).
Back to Pimento Cheese. I think I'll make it the way I've always done it. A recent article in the Wall Street Journal calls it Classic Pimento Cheese. They suggest crudite. Not sure about this. White bread was always on my menu. And I doubt I'll roast and seed my own peppers. They do still sell them in the little jars, you know.
(From the Wall Street Journal:)

For 25 years, chef Frank Stitt's Highlands Bar and Grill in Birmingham, Ala., has served a platter of pimento cheese and crudité to regulars who know to ask for it (it's not the menu).
The recipe: Shred 1 pound sharp yellow cheddar, then blend it with ¼ pound cream cheese, 1 teaspoon freshly ground white pepper, 3 large red bell peppers (roasted, peeled, seeded and chopped), ½ cup mayonnaise, 1 teaspoon sugar, a splash of hot sauce (such as Tabasco or Cholula), several splashes of Worcestershire and 1/8 teaspoon cayenne pepper (optional). Serve chilled.
Published on December 09, 2011 05:34
December 6, 2011
Mark Your Calendars! Glory Be is having a PARTY!
Please join me for my Launch Party.
Thursday, January 5 at INKWOOD BOOKS, 216 South Armenia, Tampa. 6:00 PM
Wine and (Pimento) Cheese! Cake, Lemonade, Door Prizes!
And hot off the press, Glory Be, the book.
I'll read, talk about writing, and of course autograph as many copies as you need.
Thursday, January 5 at INKWOOD BOOKS, 216 South Armenia, Tampa. 6:00 PM
Wine and (Pimento) Cheese! Cake, Lemonade, Door Prizes!
And hot off the press, Glory Be, the book.

I'll read, talk about writing, and of course autograph as many copies as you need.
Published on December 06, 2011 06:37
December 2, 2011
Every day's my birthday!
Or at least it seems so. In a good way, like when you were a kid and the packages kept coming.
This is the latest doorstep treat my friend the UPS guy just left.
Gorgeous bookmarks, designed by my artist friend Eileen Harrell!
And here's the back, with a quote from GLORY BE and a mimosa bloom. Mimosas kept cropping up on my pages. Maybe it was the big mimosa tree we climbed in my childhood side yard.
I couldn't resist putting Glory and her friend Frankie under that tree a few times.
Thank you, Eileen! And if anybody needs some amazingly designed bookmarks, I know just who to ask.
(Not actual size, and photography by moi does not do these justice. I will be happy to send a few to any of you. Just send your mailing address to me via facebook message, or scroll down to the "contact me" button on this blog, found on the right side.)
This is the latest doorstep treat my friend the UPS guy just left.

Gorgeous bookmarks, designed by my artist friend Eileen Harrell!
And here's the back, with a quote from GLORY BE and a mimosa bloom. Mimosas kept cropping up on my pages. Maybe it was the big mimosa tree we climbed in my childhood side yard.
I couldn't resist putting Glory and her friend Frankie under that tree a few times.

Thank you, Eileen! And if anybody needs some amazingly designed bookmarks, I know just who to ask.
(Not actual size, and photography by moi does not do these justice. I will be happy to send a few to any of you. Just send your mailing address to me via facebook message, or scroll down to the "contact me" button on this blog, found on the right side.)
Published on December 02, 2011 04:06
November 29, 2011
Could this be more fun?
The first hardcover of GLORY BE has arrived!
It took a bit of a detour on its way to St. Petersburg, FL.
First it stopped off in Madison, NJ where my nice neighbor rescued it from potential drowning on my front doorstep.
Then my great friend Al retrieved it and sent it my way. Triple bagged!
Now, here it is. TaDa!
Front!
And beautiful back cover, with all my lovely quotes.
Sigh.
Please note I used my extensive librarian skills to open the book properly. No cracking this baby's spine.
Oh wow. Look at that image on the spine. Love.
She's sharing the shelf with some pretty special books. I still can't quite believe this.
Won't be long before Glory's out in the world. Exciting times!

It took a bit of a detour on its way to St. Petersburg, FL.
First it stopped off in Madison, NJ where my nice neighbor rescued it from potential drowning on my front doorstep.
Then my great friend Al retrieved it and sent it my way. Triple bagged!

Now, here it is. TaDa!
Front!

And beautiful back cover, with all my lovely quotes.
Sigh.

Please note I used my extensive librarian skills to open the book properly. No cracking this baby's spine.


Oh wow. Look at that image on the spine. Love.
She's sharing the shelf with some pretty special books. I still can't quite believe this.
Won't be long before Glory's out in the world. Exciting times!
Published on November 29, 2011 13:24
November 28, 2011
Fall Books for Kids

I guess I have to confess that my favorite among the group was HOUND DOG TRUE.
How I love that book! The wisdom, the characters, the writing. So good.
Click here for the list.
All are terrific, for different reasons.
Anybody out there with a great new fall book to recommend?
Published on November 28, 2011 14:01
November 26, 2011
Sunshine State Awards

This week I stumbled upon THE MAILBOX at our public library. I knew nothing abut it, but it was on the Sunshine shelf so I checked it out.
Wow is about all I can say. The writing is so accomplished, the descriptions so beautiful--I can see it reaching a very large audience. Not just the middle-grade kids, ages 9-14, that it's supposedly aimed at.
A unique story about a boy who somehow manages to survive a horrendous childhood, foster homes, and now is living with his Vietnam Vet, crusty bachelor uncle. But that's just the beginning. Cryptic notes left in his mailbox, a very loyal dog, a caring teacher. Oh, and did I mention topnotch writing?
So much to commend about this terrific book for middle schoolers. I think boys would especially like this one.
Grownups, too.
Published on November 26, 2011 08:57