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Seismic Semester Discussion Thread

Leave questions for me until the Q&A in a couple/few weeks (I try to stay out of the discussion threads to let you all have a space to theorize without the author being a know-it-all!).

Spoilers in the comments, of course.

The Foul Mouth and the Seismic Semester is OUT!!!

You can read this NOW!!!

Linkage:  The Foul Mouth and the Seismic Semester by Richard Raley

Might take a while longer for it to completely propagate through Amazon's system, but there we are!

I'll put up a discussion thread in a bit and probably do a Q&A in a couple weeks like usual, but for now...ENJOY!!!

Oh, write a review when you finish, please!  Or at the very least, when the kindle asks you to rate the novel, click the star you think I deserve.

Thank you all for sticking around through everything that's happened!

Y'all Ready?

 T-Minus 10 hours.

Special thanks out to all the beta readers for their help, like always.  They collectively caught over one hundred and fifty typos, brains farts, and just you-could-say-this-better this go around.  Also lots of kind comments that made me feel warm and fuzzy inside.  Given how hard this was, given it was 70% written on a cell phone, that much of the editing was ol' paper and red pen, and ya know, it's a 800 page novel about magic school...you wonder if you've lost your mind and it's nice to have a dozen people tell you that no, you're not crazy, this is fantastic and I enjoyed it very much.

I hope the wider fanbase finds it just as enjoyable...actually I hope the wider fanbase just finds it period given how long it's been since the last full KH novel!

Like I said before, this month will be pretty nuts doctor wise (8 appointments and counting), especially with me starting physio, but I'm still finding time here and there to work on the Vicky novel and WAR TO END ALL WARS.  Check the status updates as always for the most up-to-date info.

I will be back when I click the button and then again when I have a link for you all.  Although...I'm sure many of you will be bumping up my "Richard Raley" search metrics on your kindle come midnight.  Reminder that it is MY midnight over in California, so don't get carpel tunnel for no reason, British fanbase!

50ish Hours Until Button Press

Those of you that beta read need to get any of your last corrections in by tomorrow.  If you can have written reviews ready for release date that would be nice, but is not required and if you do decide to write one please give people your honest thoughts, not maximum glaze shill OMG BEST BOOK EVER I CAME TWENTY TIMES type stuff...

The new editions on all the novels are now uploaded.  Probably take a couple days to work through the Amazon system, but if you'd like to update your own kindle files to them, you'll need to contact kdp help and request to be changed to the newest versions.  It's stupid, I hate it, I wish stuff would just automatically update, but for whatever reason that's how Amazon set things up.  The one warning I have for you is that your notes and highlights will be removed if you do this.  However, so will many typos and continuity errors! 

Anyway...I just started Severance yesterday (finally subbed to Apple Plus since Prime added it as a channel) and I'm already up to episode 7 of Season 1 and I'm gonna get back to that crazy ass shit now!

Oh, officially started Physio yesterday, am sore.  :(

Up on Goodreads

 

The Foul Mouth and the Seismic Semester on Goodreads

Add it to your shelf or whatever it is people do over there.  I used to use it, but decided an author leaving reviews/ratings for fellow authors was probably a dick move!

Minor Update beyond this novel:  I wrote about 12k into War to End All Wars before getting highschoolbullshititis and needed a break, so I'm currently working on the Vicky novel, doing another pass on the 120 pages I already have written and typing the edits into the laptop.  Vicky's a great POV.  Her ability to see auras and anima is a huge highlight of the novel.

I don't know how focused I'll be next month.  Not only with release, but lots of doctor stuff, including my biannual endoscopy for my lovely EOE.  I could also be starting physio soon AND we're about at that one year mark on my last midback RFA, so that could get added too.  They're also doing X-Rays to check my spine and shoulders and it might mean another visit to a surgeon to see if there's a more permanent fix to my pain...we'll see.

Finished the novel just in time!

Everything is set on Amazon, just need to press the publish button soon as PST dives into Tuesday!

Release Date Change = March 4th

So, something has come up and on March 6th I'm going to need to travel all the way across Fresno to Clovis and get an extensive series of X-Rays taken on my shoulders and spine, which means my stamina will be in no position to handle release the next day on March 7th.

Also, all but two of the beta readers have already gotten back to me, so...the novel is pretty much just sitting there 99% complete at this point, so I'm moving up release date to Tuesday March 4th.

I'm sure you'll all be absolutely crushed by this fact.  Better than pushing it back, right?

Of course this means...you only have one week to wait now!!!

Yay!!!

Beta Comments So Far

"1,000% agree this is the funniest story you’ve written. I was laughing my ass off repeatedly, and yes teared up emotionally a few times as well."

"I loved the novel. It was well worth the wait. There were quite a few laugh out loud moments as I read it and I'm pumped for The War to End all Wars."

"Mordecai Root is probably the best human villain in the series. I absolutely loathe that guy."

"Absolutely loved it"

"Worth the wait? Absolutely."

"I loved seeing King Henry go into Octopus Mama mode--his heart really shone in this book, like we all know it can."

"Welf really showed what a colossal dick he truly is."

"The way that I really cared about them, their feelings, their growth as people, and the way KH was obviously coming to care about them as well, was just *chef's kiss.* Amazing, truly."
Also, I've been polling them their favorite Single and so for they've all picked the same one...

Seismic Semester Release Date = March 7th

 

Welf Coming to Get You, Foul Mouth!!!

So...I started working on this book September 2018 just after I published "Glassbreaker Goes Home".  It's...been a journey.  Most of it was written in the last year and a half once my spine calmed a bit, on a phone note app of all places.

I think it's the funniest novel I've written.  We can probably agree this is not a light claim to make.  It might even challenge "Meet the Bonnies" for funniest ANYTHING I've ever written.  Granted, you fans don't agree with me on what's funny sometimes, because I found the start of FM5 with Drunk Emo KH hilarious and a bunch of you knocked me for it.  But...this one is funny.  I laughed at stuff on my last edit, which never happens.  Also teared up a few times...so have extra tissues and panties on hand just in case.

It's...800 something pages of slice of life and teenage drama and my only aim was to make you feel like you were living with King Henry at the Asylum, because with how small and brief the school timeline has been so far, you haven't gotten to feel that.  We've also had characters get pushed completely out of the way and I tried to add a bunch of them into this novel so you had a sense of them outside a name.

You're also going to meet about 40 new characters, many of them family members of fan favorites or fan love-to-hates.  One of them who I just decided I enjoyed writing and now they've blown up out of nothing.  Lots of you will find her annoying, I find her hilarious, or better to say KH's reaction to her hilarious.  Many of these children will also play roles in the coming mainline novels, some very important roles, since in FM7 they're already Pents.

Those of you who just read for what happens next and want explosions and punching...will probably be disappointed outside one fantastically violent chapter.  There is nothing wrong with this.  It's just not that type of novel.

Those of you that read for characters and relationships and the little moments between two characters in a room over a cup of coffee...will probably be ecstatic.  King Henry has many, many complaints about the number of visitors he has to put up with this semester and the many different beverages he has to brew.

Shippers...oh, boy, you shippers...the ammo you're gonna have after this one.

So...until March 7th...I will be working on the next three in whatever order I feel like (Vicky Novel [taking place on the eve of FM7], War to End All Wars [the sequel to this one and school story finale], and The Most Obvious Trap [which I will still reference as FM7 despite being published as the 8th or 9th novel in the series, cuz I love being confusing!]).  That's the plan for the rest of 2025, not just this month.

If you're a beta reader, files went out!  Please respond!  If you didn't get any and usually beta read, email me!  Or just finally answer the email I sent telling you beta was here, TREY!!!

Seismic Semester Blurb

Forgot I needed to write one, might change a little.  Literally can't remember the last time I read a blurb about a book and bought it because of that blurb, but...guess people do. 

My name is King Henry Price.

Nah, nah, my name is the Foul Mouth...and I'm almost finished with this stinking tape recorder.

Finally reached the last year of my schooling, kiddies, at the glorious Institution of Elements, Learning Academy and Nature Camp, or better yet known as the Asylum by its oh so adoring student body.  Seven years in this place and got anima dripping from my pores, strong in the Mancy like never before.  Ready to go out into the world and face down Vampires and Shifters and...pay taxes and stuff.

Now, I thought there was no way the faculty would ever let me become a student-advisor, responsible for the care and welfare of my younger students, cuz...who is that stupid?  But they lost their minds at last, kiddies!  They did it!

Thirty new Singles to care for, thirty new strings just itching to stitch themselves into my flesh and complicate my life.  Make matters worse, Heinrich von Welf, spoiled Old Mancy patrician that he is, ain't so happy with the class I got given.  Thinks it should've been his honor.  Lots of words I'd use to describe Welf, but ain't the words you can get away with in a blurb, got to start the story for them.  What you doing?  Click that "start" button!

Needless to say...Welf ain't happy.  And being he's working day and night to complete his Construct...might be the first time he backs me into a corner.  Dead men don't care about being punched after all, don't care about pain, don't care if you even blow an arm off, they just keep coming.

Bring it, Welf.
I ain't ever run from a fight.