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Writing Exercise: Hard Boiled

I did this a while back for Ursual K. LeGuin's Steering the Craft. I don't remember which lesson, though.


"Spread them," Detective Mackie spits the words.
I do. He pats me down. Left pocket: pencil, paper, and a pack of gum. Right pocket: a gun, no bullets. I shoulda tossed it.
"What have we got here?" He crows. His grin: broad and brutish. It matches his mug.
"That, detective is a gun."
"No shit, Sherlock. What's it doing in your pocket, that's what I wanna know.
"Not much. Just sitting there."
"Hey, Mack, we got us a comedian," Detective Mackie's partner joins in.
"I reckon we do, Polchek."
Detective Polchek: a pie-faced Polak, chewing on a cigar like candy. Oral fixation, I bet.
"We'll just have to take you downtown, then. Have a little chat."
Polchek cuffs my wrists behind my back. Mackie watches.
"I think we just caught the Klump Street Killer. Captain will be happy," Polchek comments.
Stupid shit. I had enough. "You couldn't catch a three-legged dog at the pound, you fat fuck."
His fist hits my jaw like a jackhammer. He moves fast for a ball of dough.

Smexy Excerpts and a Givaway

Josephine Myles and I are guest blogging at Joyful Jay's place today. The books in question are Jo's Tailor Made and my Academic Pursuits. They are both smutty college stories, we wrote them both for the same call, and we both re-edited and re-published them after getting the rights back. I even designed the cover for both. Jo's is the better one.

Wednesday Word: Frisson

(by JohnnyX91 at DeviantART)
frisson |frēˈsô n |nouna sudden strong feeling of excitement or fear; a thrill :a frisson of excitement.ORIGIN late 18th cent.: French, literally ‘a shiver or thrill.’

This is a great word to describe that unique moment when your heart beats in your throat and your equal measures scared and exhilarated.

Vintage Monday: Vintage Selfie

Just to show that selfies predate digital photography. It must be a primal urge, encoded in our DNA to stand in front of a mirror and make a record of ourselves for posterity. Technically, all those painterly self-portraits were selfies too. All the digital age adds is a greater potential for future embarrassment when our self-revelations are a little too revealing.

Editing, Editing, and More Editing

I've figure out something: whenever other authors give you advice regarding the writing process, they tell you what works for them.  However, there's no guarantee the same things will be effective for you too. Listening to the advice is still useful though, because it can give ideas for new things to try.

When I started out I flew by the seat of my pants and crafted my stories slowly and fastidiously. Consequently I could give them to my beta reader chapter by chapter. Then halfway through Last Stop I realized I had to make at least a rough outline for the rest of the plot or I'd get lost. I knew how the story would end and the various things that needed to happen to get there, but linking them up in the right order was a challenge.

Also while writing Last Stop I lost steam twice in an OMFG-I'll-never-finish-this! fashion. And that book is barely over 50,000 words.

Since then my writing process changed. I make an outline in the form of a bullet point list, have names for my supporting characters and fictional locations, character sheets, etc. This is all flexible, of course—surprise supporting characters pop up, MCs reveal secrets about themselves, the plot thickens—but overall the underlying structure is there.

Another huge change I'd made is that now I rush ahead and write a very rough first draft. When I get stuck on something I leave a note and move on. I write what I call naked dialogue—without beats or even tags. I give myself stage directions, leave reminders to phrase something better, check accuracy of details, etc.

The benefit of this approach is that I reach the end relatively fast and without getting bogged down. To make the MS actually readable I have to do several passes of edits. First, I go through it and fill in the holes. Next I do another pass and refine the details. Then I make an ebook file and put it on my ereader—and let it sit there for a few days. The eventual read-through is the red pencil phase—I take copious amounts of notes, followed by another round of edits. And that's when the MS finally makes it to my beta readers.

Reading feedback from the beta readers is my favorite part but also the most painful one. This is when I get over my secret fears (This sucks! I suck!) but at the same time those pesky beta readers are excellent at skewering the lazy bits I thought I was getting away with, plus pointing out weak point I missed.

I don't know if there's anyone for whom writing comes easy, but if they exist, they have my full envy. Every time I send a manuscript to my editor I'm astonished I managed to get there.

Wednesday Word: Mooncalf

mooncalf |ˈmoōnˌkaf|noun ( pl. -calves )a foolish person.ORIGIN mid 16th cent.: from moon + calf, perhaps on the pattern of German Mondkalb. Originally in the sense [shapeless mass in the womb,] thought to be produced by the influence of the moon.

I came across this word while looking for alternatives for the word "idiot" in my 1961 edition of Rodale's Synonym Finder. I love this book; it's so much more than a thesaurus.

In the end I didn't use mooncalf in my MS, but it's an interesting word to remember. Although, I can't imagine many occasions when I'll have reason to use it.

Vintage Monday: Man with Magnificent Mustache

Isn't it just beautiful? That mustache practically has a life on its own. There's too much shaving going on nowadays.

More Weather

We've had three days of rain and it was all over the news. It was  a big rain, but not exactly a biblical flood. I'm guessing the local news station were desperate for a break from their usual fare of high-speed car chases, shootings, and freeway closures.
There was a threat of mudslides. That's the thing with L.A. geography—we have hills and valleys. Valleys are the uncool places to live but they are less prone to weather damage. Those who can afford it live in the hills, but those areas are covered in vegetation. When we have rains, the shrubbery grows. The more rain, the more shrubbery. During the summer it completely dries out. After several years of this cycle the all that bone dry vegetation says, fuck this shit, I'm gonna burn. And it does.
Certain areas have a big fire every couple of decades, and when you hear on the news about evacuations and houses in danger, those are often (multi-)million dollar homes. (Especially, when it's Malibu Hills.) Built in fire-prone areas. And I'm short on sympathy.
And then when a big rain falls over recently burned areas, there's no vegetation to keep the soil in place, and the result is mudslides.
Anyway, here I am in the Valley, still editing. The sun is supposed to come out again next week.

Sensuous

The print proof of Academic Pursuits has arrived in the mail. Createspace  made a couple of changes recently—one of them is about making previously premium distributing channels free. The other is the option of matte covers. Academic Pursuits has one and I really like it—it's smooth and sensuous, and the glossy cover seems tacky by comparison.
My print sales are negligible but I like to have a few print copies of my books around, just in case. They are more tangible. I tend to buy print copies of ebooks I really liked, too. 

Crapola

I changed my blog feed from RSS to Atom, because I didn't like how the former kept messing up the formatting, and I might have made a bigger mess.