Rev. Dare Cloud's Blog, page 9
August 20, 2025
Hey, Dallas! Question:
Is there a municipal order in Addison that requires all service workers to wear yoga pants, or do they just go shopping as a group? I’ll wait…
The Chunky Piggert
6 successful feedings in a row. I have broken the Hognose Code!
The Unconventional Hunt
I felt more like prey than a Preyer.
Pretty Scarlett
She wants everyone to know it’s feeding day!
A Tale Of Two Pizzas
The story is confusing, so I figured the title needed to be.
August 19, 2025
Reboot.
Shoveling soot in micro doses As sunset cleanses another The city is oddly quiet Recovering from yesterday’s horrible realization of Monday And prepping to hump Midway through a nameless scorcher Soon to be considered reasonably and seasonally cool As the summer day fades to black, I see the same skies I saw in childhood, but […]
The Death of Book Reviews
I’ve noticed that most people review books on Goodreads (owned by Amazon) now instead of Amazon. Goodreads allows reviewers to be unhinged, ignorant attention seekers without being flagged, and that’s all kinds of fun if you’re a jack ass. Unfortunately, we buy our books from Amazon where said reviews would come in handy. Societal shit […]
Witches Be Trippin’
They're getting smarter, or I'm getting dumber.
Dear Dallas,
Someone has to ask the Viagra-hard questions.
August 18, 2025
Light It Up
“Someone call DC and tell them this is how you write a female hero character!” – Lisa Lee Tone, Bibliophelia Templum Angel Burns is a young firefighter with a shrouded history. During a routine night at work, she stumbles upon a demonic ceremony that brings her memories out of hiding – as well as her […]
