Rev. Dare Cloud's Blog, page 153

September 2, 2024

The Ballad of Lulu

Crotch goblin Missile toe Moist addiction Bible hoe Always scheming Jesus freak Fiction dreaming Cooter squeak Keyboard hiding Shadow twat Mid-aged misery What the what? Rhetorical toxin Canceling others Between my thighs Hangs your mother Unless she’s dead Then all is well Your mother cooks Socks in Hell A step ahead You are for now […]
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Published on September 02, 2024 11:36

Happy Memorial Day! #FuckLulu

Happy Memorial Day! #FuckLulu
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Published on September 02, 2024 11:21

CBR: Beetlejuice 2’s Rotten Tomatoes Debut Score Revealed

I won't read this, but I'm going to be heartbroken if this sucks.
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Published on September 02, 2024 07:31

September 1, 2024

I just Gumped.

The last couple of days have been rough. I’m on my wedding anniversary trip to Fayetteville, Arkansas, but I can’t seem to have a good time. I can’t stop thinking about everything currently going on in my life and career. I’m not selfish enough to off myself, so I guess you guys get to keep […]
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Published on September 01, 2024 14:31

August 31, 2024