Rev. Dare Cloud's Blog, page 124

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Just a quick thank you to the readers who are making my poetry more interesting than my past-bashing. I know who you are, and you’re appreciated.

Does It Get Old?

Trying my best to perform my morning routine as a stranger in a strange land, but it appears as though I’m the constant. No matter where you go, there you are. The only difference is that people may complain about the weed smell, the hair metal, and my insistence of taunting anyone who puts anything […]

Bet You Were Clueless

72 in isolation. Stained glass livestream of societal collapse. Humanity’s screams pay homage to the music of my youth sans mullets. The horrors of burnt flesh invade my senses through each painstaking breath. Medium well flesh? Not so much. In fact, with some onions and a bit of sauce, it wouldn’t be so bad. Wouldn’t […]

Kitty Underworld

I have to talk about this. If I leave it inside my head much longer, it’s going to begin clawing its way out for a whisp of oxygen. Can oxygen be measured in whisps? For the sake of this tale, let’s pretend it does. See how simple that was? That’s how we lost the election. […]

Rev-iew: The 4:30 Movie

First, let’s see what the fine folks at Wikipedia have to say about this film: The 4:30 Movie is a 2024 American semi-autobiographical coming-of-age comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith. It stars Austin Zajur, Nicholas Cirillo, Reed Northrup, Siena Agudong, and Ken Jeong. The story is loosely based on Smith’s experiences sneaking into movie theaters as a teenager and his earliest romantic endeavors.[2] It […]

SMGDH.

The Ultimate Guitar app just asked me if I’d like to see advanced tabs from Moana 2. For years, I’ve thought I hadn’t known Rock n Roll. Truth is, Rock n Roll doesn’t know US anymore. Why would I want guitar tabs to a Disney animated cash grab that’s shown us nothing in the trailer […]

Happy Thanksgiving From Me To You

Deaf Ears, Glazed Eyes (a poem) (don’t argue)

Limbo in purple. Stuck somewhere between cold tacos and happy plants. Flannel Indians on a casino rampage. Mary Jo Moo Moo called Tyrone, but it went straight to voice. Ben White’s been white and white’s not always right. Anything is tempting when you have nothing. Hook, line, sinker, Crucifix. In that order.

Nebraska Judge Dismisses Legal Challenges To Voter-Approved Medical Marijuana Measures

Go, Nebraska!

“Thanksgiving ’24” v11262024 by Dare Cloud (original song)

This song has gone by several names over the last few weeks, but I think I like this one. The legendary Thanksgiving 2024. Right now, if you’re an American, you’re sitting in the same house with people who believe the exact opposite as you. Some of those beliefs are sinister AF. I set this to […]