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Fan Theory (of the plot; not the guy or brand)

What if Elon Musk’s Teslas and Cyber Trucks are the mega huge versions of those pagers and walkie-talkies from that ten year long infiltration into that islamic terrorist group I’m too lazy to Google for you? Operation Grim Beeper. There. I Googled it. If it doesn’t happen, then I’ll turn it into a short story […]

PSA

It feels like the celebration scene from "The Wiz" is going on in my head!

Resolutions?

3 years ago I stopped using nicotine. 2 years ago I stopped drinking alcohol. 1 year ago, I said I wanted to finally learn to play guitar. This year? I have 3. So, what did you all resolve to do? Something, nothing, everything? Have you already broken it? Lol

Happy birthday, “Haunted Spaghetti”!

I know this is the part where I’m supposed to talk about the book, but I feel as though the synopsis needs its own preface to truly understand. 2023 was quite an eye-opening year! I began it by living my dream as a vintage steam locomotive fireman, but that dream was soon squashed thanks to […]

Goals

I think I’d like to spend my remaining years irritating wealthy Boomers; escorting them to their graves while reminding them of all the lives they destroyed with imaginary saviors, witch hunts, and greed. Wanna help?

My first oops of 2025

So, I’m in Austin and won’t be back in Dallas until later. This means the NYE discounts in my store are still active. Oops…

Taco Flavored Kisses At Midnight

Riding in the passenger seat on my way to Austin after a morning with four of the grandkids. I “celebrated” for a few minutes after they split and now I’m sitting in my own head, pondering shenanigans and times gone by. Dangerous stuff when combined with the groove of the road. Hypnotic. Most of my […]

Morning/Afternoon Covfefe Dec. 30th

My last video of 2024. This is an original song called “Kiss Me, I’m High-rish”. I hope everyone has an amazing NYE. Make sure you stay safe. Lots of idiots out there if you count us. Preach truths, toke jokes, and shoplift Amazon! Music and lyrics property of Gonzo Wolf Productions LLC and Chad Cloud-Miller.

All Books On Sale!

From now until midnight on NYE or whenever I remember to set them back to the pre-sale price. Also, shipping is already added into the sale price. Happy New Year!

Doom Livestream (FB)

Decided I needed to blast some metal and eradicate some demons. Unfortunately, I lose game sound midway through. It’s a Doom 2015/Livestreaming bug. https://www.facebook.com/share/v/18u9...