Jon Stewart's Blog, page 97

I Like Big Cuts

Both parties agree that the only way to balance the budget is to cut programs that affect people who vote for Democrats.

Intro - Watson Competes on Jeopardy

"Jeopardy" lets computers play now that they have run out of qualified human contestants.

January Jones

When January Jones brought a Jewish boyfriend back to where she grew up in South Dakota, it was the talk of the town.

Harry Baals Government Center

John Oliver interrupts coverage of the Chris Lee sex scandal to report on the naming of a government center in Indiana.

C-SNAP

Prominent Republicans gather to roast Barack Obama at the Conservative Political Action Conference.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Supports the Egyptian Revolution

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad stands with Egypt on the 32nd anniversary of Iran's Islamic Revolution.

Intro - Dried Skin Brooch

An audience member requests a piece of Jon's skin to make a dried skin brooch.

Pyramid Scheme - World Reaction

Wyatt Cenac covers the American reaction, Sam Bee reports from Al Qaeda's headquarters, and Jason Jones is inside Glenn Beck's brain.

Mess O'Slightly-to-the-Left O'Potamia - Credit for Egypt's Uprising

America supported Mubarak's repressive regime for 30 years because it was testing the people of Egypt.

Pyramid Scheme

Aasif Mandvi describes the 48 hours of pure joy when Egyptians were kissing reporters.