Jon Stewart's Blog, page 86

Moment of Zen - Barry Bonds on Trial

Riveting testimony reveals that Barry Bonds' private parts were getting smaller and had an unusual shape.

Jake Gyllenhaal

Jake Gyllenhaal considers marrying a girl in the audience and likens Jon to the Spud Webb of talk show hosts.

You're Welcome - Internet History

Everyone will forget John Hodgman's pornographic YouTube short, "Battlestar Gay-Fraktica," when they see Jon shaking hands with Muammar al-Gaddafi.

Indecision 2012 - Base Race - Santorum, Barbour & Trump

Rick Santorum blames Social Security troubles on abortion; Haley Barbour wants to reinstate "don't ask, don't tell," and Donald Trump calls for Obama's birth certificate.

Indecision 2012 - Base Race - Bachmann, Cain & Gingrich

Michele Bachmann apologizes for the waterfall noise, Howard Cain refuses to appoint a Muslim, and Newt Gingrich fears an atheist Islamist takeover.

Define and Conquer

Jay Carney makes America's military action in Libya sound like a PBS special, and President Obama calls the conflict a "turd sandwich."

Moment of Zen - Muammar al-Gaddafi Used to Be Handsome

Brian Kilmeade, Gretchen Carlson and Steve Doocy remark on how handsome Muammar al-Gaddafi was in his 20s.

Daily Show: 3/29/11 in :60 Seconds

Obama tries to convince Americans to bomb Libya, Sarah Palin questions the squirmish, and Jon describes monkey experiments to Miguel Nicolelis.

Miguel Nicolelis

Miguel Nicolelis will soon help paralyzed people walk again with a robotic vest that moves according to brain commands.

America at Not-War - Obama's Pragmatic Foreign Policy Decisions

President Obama describes America's action in Libya without the soaring freedom rhetoric.