Milly Johnson's Blog, page 5
June 24, 2014
How We Launch a Book Up North
When launching a book it is very important not to go over the top and theme your jewellery for instance
That would be just daft. Luckily for me I am pretty low-key.
Every year I say I am NOT going to hold a big launch because it's a load of hard work... every year I hold one and they get bigger. This year 230 people were each greeted with a goody bag from Bagitdon'tbinit (all the links to the people I mention are in the previous blog) full of Bahlsen biscuits, Walkers Shortbread, Aunt Bessie vouchers, Lindt chocs, a Steel-city mug, Tetleys Tea, Yorkshire Tea and Douwe Egberts coffee.Stuffing 230 bags took a loooooong time... lucky for me I had a glamorous assistant.
In go the Yorkshire teabags
And the yummy Bahlsen Messino's AND money off vouchers
Just LOVE the mugs that Steel-City made for me
(The Bidbi Jute bags are a big favourite with readers' cats by the way... recycling them into snooze places)
In went the Aunt Bessie's vouchers
230 bags later... we were done! So we got the raffle prizes out on display
Fiona Sciolti Chocolates
A Roby Royd Farmshop hamper
This AMAZING giant cupcake from Christina
Hand-crafted glass by Callula
A Walkers Shortbread Hamper, Russell Eaton voucher, dinner at Beatson House, dinner at Brooklands... signed books from my author friends... the tables were GROANING with prizes.
Three beautiful giant teacups full of flowers from my friends at The Flower CornerThen the giant cakes arrived from Staniforths!
And people started to arrive... mum is waiting patiently in the front row!
And my two lovely girls arrived who are the most popular people at the launch... they distribute the raffle prizes. Miss Amelia and Miss Isabelle !
And the fabulous and formidable Janine and Phyllis who will let no one away with not buying a raffle ticket. (blows kiss)
People made me cakes and gave me gorgeous hand made cards and this fabulous chocolate which really does look as if it has tiny teeth in it!
The buffet was as fabulous as always!!!
And the happiest lady of the night was going to take her pal on the P & O Ferry trip to Amsterdam for her birthday which she won! You could hear her whoop in London!
I signed over 200 books and met loads of great people!
My darling Stanley!
And everyone seemed to have enjoyed themselves - if the 'see you next years' were anything to go by.
My mum and me (don't think it's Harry Potter that has let himself go!)
Totally hard work and worth everything. Had some fabulous support from local and national businesses - some, like Walkers Shortbread, never let me down.And we raised £1144.00 for charity - which will be split between The Well, a therapy centre for cancer patients, and Yorkshire Cat Rescue - both charities who need all they can get.Thank you EVERYONE for making this launch a great night. I'm a bit superstitious and the better the launch, the more wind my book feels it has behind it. Please look at the previous blog post for any links you may need or for the full list of people who contributed. There are some great ideas for presents there at far from daft prices.THANK YOU
milly xxx
That would be just daft. Luckily for me I am pretty low-key.Every year I say I am NOT going to hold a big launch because it's a load of hard work... every year I hold one and they get bigger. This year 230 people were each greeted with a goody bag from Bagitdon'tbinit (all the links to the people I mention are in the previous blog) full of Bahlsen biscuits, Walkers Shortbread, Aunt Bessie vouchers, Lindt chocs, a Steel-city mug, Tetleys Tea, Yorkshire Tea and Douwe Egberts coffee.Stuffing 230 bags took a loooooong time... lucky for me I had a glamorous assistant.
In go the Yorkshire teabags
And the yummy Bahlsen Messino's AND money off vouchers
Just LOVE the mugs that Steel-City made for me
(The Bidbi Jute bags are a big favourite with readers' cats by the way... recycling them into snooze places)
In went the Aunt Bessie's vouchers
230 bags later... we were done! So we got the raffle prizes out on display
Fiona Sciolti Chocolates
A Roby Royd Farmshop hamper
This AMAZING giant cupcake from Christina
Hand-crafted glass by Callula
A Walkers Shortbread Hamper, Russell Eaton voucher, dinner at Beatson House, dinner at Brooklands... signed books from my author friends... the tables were GROANING with prizes.
Three beautiful giant teacups full of flowers from my friends at The Flower CornerThen the giant cakes arrived from Staniforths!
And people started to arrive... mum is waiting patiently in the front row!
And my two lovely girls arrived who are the most popular people at the launch... they distribute the raffle prizes. Miss Amelia and Miss Isabelle !
And the fabulous and formidable Janine and Phyllis who will let no one away with not buying a raffle ticket. (blows kiss)
People made me cakes and gave me gorgeous hand made cards and this fabulous chocolate which really does look as if it has tiny teeth in it!
The buffet was as fabulous as always!!!
And the happiest lady of the night was going to take her pal on the P & O Ferry trip to Amsterdam for her birthday which she won! You could hear her whoop in London!
I signed over 200 books and met loads of great people!
My darling Stanley!
And everyone seemed to have enjoyed themselves - if the 'see you next years' were anything to go by.
My mum and me (don't think it's Harry Potter that has let himself go!)Totally hard work and worth everything. Had some fabulous support from local and national businesses - some, like Walkers Shortbread, never let me down.And we raised £1144.00 for charity - which will be split between The Well, a therapy centre for cancer patients, and Yorkshire Cat Rescue - both charities who need all they can get.Thank you EVERYONE for making this launch a great night. I'm a bit superstitious and the better the launch, the more wind my book feels it has behind it. Please look at the previous blog post for any links you may need or for the full list of people who contributed. There are some great ideas for presents there at far from daft prices.THANK YOU
milly xxx
June 5, 2014
IT'S THE WEEK OF MY BIG LAUNCH!!!
Gearing up for my launch on Jun 20th - just a fortnight away. Starts at 6pmTickets are £9 but include a talk, goody bag stuffed full of treat, buffet and the GRAND CHARITY RAFFLE for Yorkshire Cat Rescue and The Well.Prizes are amazing! If you don't leave the evening with a smile on your face... I will eat my hat and everyone elses!
How to get tickets... Call in, or ring the venue Mapplewell Village Hall (Darton Lane S75 6AL) on01226 381 006 or email: mappvillagehall@yahoo.co.uk
AUNT BESSIE
Money off your Yorkshires? Don't mind if I do... in yer goody bags!
BAHLSEN BISCUITS If you haven’t tried their Messina biscuits – you haven’t lived. Better than Jaffa Cakes? Blasphemy to say it – but they are.Competitions on their site and coming soon... the Bahlsen book club!
BARNSLEY FC Tickets for a match anyone… go support us and get us back up to the Premier! It'll be like watching Brazil all over again
BEATSON HOUSE The wonderful, lovely, restaurant in Cawthorne. Anyone for a 3 course Sunday lunch for 2… with wine????
BIDBI
If you like the goody bags then you have Bagitdon’tbinit to thank – sturdy little shoppers aren’t they?
SAMANTHA BRICK Gorgeous Sam is always cropping up on This Morning and in the newspaper. She’s sent a signed book about her life in France where she lives with ze sexy French hus-bond!
CLASIBAGS
A classy bag from Clasibags
Thanks to Claire for this hand-crafted bag which I'm a bit in love with and the cat nips toys for two lucky furries xxx
CAKES BY CHRISTINA (You can find her on facebook)Who is going to walk off with her freshly baked giant cupcake
CALLULA GLASS One of my favourite finds – what Joanne can’t do with glass isn’t worth talking about. Lovely unusual prizes for weddings, Mums and Dads day, Christmas - budgets to suit all pockets
JULIE COHEN Julie’s book is getting rave reviews and is a Richard and Judy pick.
COMPUTER PROBLEMS OF BARNSLEY 07779 158726Rob once saved my life – or rather the life of a book that I hadn’t saved and lost the lot… he found it. I’ve never been to anyone since for them to mend my computerThey’ve given a memory stick – handy little blighter, some internet securityAND a free computer service (which usually costs a bomb!)
FLOWER CORNER01226 779090 Summer Lane’s charming flower shop – handy for the hospital…hint!
REBECCA CHANCE Someone is going to win a threesome with her… or rather a threesome of her books. Naughty, raucous, thrilling – makes Fifty Shades look like an Enid Blyton!
LUCY DIAMOND Lucy has sent signed books – her gorge new Italian one, some children's books and an audio book so you can let her lovely words drift into your brain...
LUCY DILLON Lucy as sent her beautiful book Lost Dogs and Lonely Hearts which won her the Romantic Novel of the Year award!
RUSSELL EATON (01226) 244809You might go in this hair salon with her hair ‘a mess’ (geddit – Eton?) but you’ll come out feeling like a goddess. Cut, blow, neck massage with my favourite ever stylist Jesse!
SHELLEY HUNTERShelley is a master craftswoman baker. She even turns up in my books. She should have her own bakery. And look at this lovely tea-themed hamper she has donated!
HOLIDAY INN Great people run this, lovely food, lovely wines, a smashing meeting place. And someone will win a slap-up Sunday Lunch here!
HOT HOUSE Oh I LOVE their stuff – gorgeous smellies from this fab Yorkshire firm who also produce the Joey Essex hair range AND the best self-tanning product on the market – St Moritz. It’s cheaper than the others and wipes the floor with them at trade competitions.
VICTORIA HOWARD My very good friend and writer of ‘romance suspense’… if you want romance and danger – she’s your woman!
CHRIS ROSE LINACRE
A hand-stitched bracelet of turquoise and fresh-water pearls. Clever lady!
LINDT We have to have chocolate so hope you like the bon bon in your goody bag. You’re lucky there is any of these left to give out!
MAGNIFICENT ME Lovely Maggie has been helping people for many years drop the pounds, give up smoking, upping their confidence, curing their fears with hypnotherapy and helping them find their inner mojo – she’s donated a voucher for a treatment with a town beauty salon
MAJOR RAYS (My lovely cousin’s shop in Athersley, New Lodge)Our lovely Deb runs a tanning salon with loads of gorgeous cosmetics and clothes and accessories sharing her shop. She’s sent me a stack of meow-tiful cat scarves. Mwah!
NEWBURGH GALLERY
The wonderful shop at the bottom of Dodworth Road on the left... and they've donated a Heyland and Whittle toiletries hamper which is divine!
P & O FERRIES The best battery charging breaks ever! A 2 night sleep-on-the-ship trip with an inbetween full day in Bruges or Amsterdam is an absolute treat. AND SOMEONE IS GOING TO WIN ONE
CRAIG ROBERTSON (one of my favourite crime writers, who writes chilling books but is a very jolly bloke in real life… apart from the fact he’s spent time on death row in the USA!) AND he’s an expert in black pudding!
ROB ROYD FARM SHOP (sellers of all stuff farmy, gorgeous breakfasts, lunches, Saturday night dining… and the BEST carrot cake I have EVER tasted)
SCARVES AND SCENTS Sent in this beautiful green scarf!
SCIOLTI CHOCS Oh my friend Fiona freshly makes the most divine and unusual chocolate gifts – they are a total treat. She sent me a box to trial – oh they were too few. The most fabulous flavours – go on, take a peek!
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SLURP WINE If anyone hasn’t heard of their ICE WINE by now – you can’t have read any of my books! The BEST fizz on the planet. Wonderful booze by mail site. I use it too much!
STANIFORTHS BAKERY...There will be cake! Big huge cakey cake from them!!
STEEL CITY The lovely mug suppliers – brilliant service. Promotional goods, lovely people to deal with – and in S Yorks! Got me out of a right hole when I needed them!
STRESSFREEPRINT And they are stress free to deal with too! Bookmarks, posters, flyers… I won’t go anywhere else now I’ve found them.
CL TAYLOR My author friend Cally has sent 2 of her latest books signed and I’ve read ACCIDENT – and it’s GRIPPING AND GREAT!
TAYLORS OF HARROGATEWe can’t have a teashop launch without a present from Yorkshire Tea!
TETLEY We have freebie tea from lovely Tetley!
THE VERY SMART COOKIE COMPANY Bee has sent us some bee-ootiful cat cards and a fab tea-time baking book!
WALKERS SHORTBREAD How can I not have a launch without my beloved Walkers onboard? They’ve supported me from day one – which is great, because I LOVE their shortbread. And they’re Scots!
WEIRD AND WONDERFUL CARDS Makers of lovely greetings cards… in this case cupcakes designed especially for the launch
MAGGIE WILSON Is an author who writes great suspense and two lucky beggars will walk off with her signed Inside Out and the wonderful Fallen Angel!
WHITE HEART Penistone www.thewhiteheart.co.uk …Have donated vintage afternoon tea for 4 with a glass of fizz… BIG treat – cakes, tea in china, full afternoon tea shebang all served on bonny china.Lovely comfy stylish place for lunch/dinner/a drink/a do. HUUUUGE car park
There will be a lunch here on Sat 4th October at 2.30pm – tickets on sale shortly, to include a talk by me and a gorgeous lunch. Details on my website shortly!
TEAPOT EARRINGS!
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...and more!!!
2 WEEKS TO MY BIG LAUNCH!!!
Gearing up for my launch on Jun 20th - just a fortnight away. Starts at 6pmTickets are £9 but include a talk, goody bag stuffed full of treat, buffet and the GRAND CHARITY RAFFLE for Yorkshire Cat Rescue and The Well.Prizes are amazing! If you don't leave the evening with a smile on your face... I will eat my hat and everyone elses!
How to get tickets... Call in, or ring the venue Mapplewell Village Hall (Darton Lane S75 6AL) on01226 381 006 or emailEmail: mappvillagehall@yahoo.co.uk
BAHLSEN BISCUITS If you haven’t tried their Messina biscuits – you haven’t lived. Better than Jaffa Cakes? Blasphemy to say it – but they are.Competitions on their site and coming soon... the Bahlsen book club!
BARNSLEY FC Tickets for a match anyone… go support us and get us back up to the Premier! It'll be like watching Brazil all over again
BEATSON HOUSE The wonderful, lovely, restaurant in Cawthorne. Anyone for a 3 course Sunday lunch for 2… with wine????
BIDBI
If you like the goody bags then you have Bagitdon’tbinit to thank – sturdy little shoppers aren’t they?
SAMANTHA BRICK Gorgeous Sam is always cropping up on This Morning and in the newspaper. She’s sent a signed book about her life in France where she lives with ze sexy French hus-bond!
CAKES BY CHRISTINA (You can find her on facebook)Who is going to walk off with her freshly baked giant cupcake
CALLULA GLASS One of my favourite finds – what Joanne can’t do with glass isn’t worth talking about. Lovely unusual prizes for weddings, Mums and Dads day, Christmas - budgets to suit all pockets
JULIE COHEN Julie’s book is getting rave reviews and is a Richard and Judy pick.
COMPUTER PROBLEMS OF BARNSLEY 07779 158726Rob once saved my life – or rather the life of a book that I hadn’t saved and lost the lot… he found it. I’ve never been to anyone since for them to mend my computerThey’ve given a memory stick – handy little blighter, some internet securityAND a free computer service (which usually costs a bomb!)
FLOWER CORNER01226 779090 Summer Lane’s charming flower shop – handy for the hospital…hint!
REBECCA CHANCE Someone is going to win a threesome with her… or rather a threesome of her books. Naughty, raucous, thrilling – makes Fifty Shades look like an Enid Blyton!
LUCY DIAMOND Lucy has sent signed books – her gorge new Italian one, some children's books and an audio book so you can let her lovely words drift into your brain...
LUCY DILLON Lucy as sent her beautiful book Lost Dogs and Lonely Hearts which won her the Romantic Novel of the Year award!
RUSSELL EATON (01226) 244809You might go in this hair salon with her hair ‘a mess’ (geddit – Eton?) but you’ll come out feeling like a goddess. Cut, blow, neck massage with my favourite ever stylist Jesse!
SHELLEY HUNTERShelley is a master craftswoman baker. She even turns up in my books. She should have her own bakery. Whoever wins her fare is in for a big treat!
HOLIDAY INN Great people run this, lovely food, lovely wines, a smashing meeting place. And someone will win a slap-up Sunday Lunch here!
HOT HOUSE Oh I LOVE their stuff – gorgeous smellies from this fab Yorkshire firm who also produce the Joey Essex hair range AND the best self-tanning product on the market – St Moritz. It’s cheaper than the others and wipes the floor with them at trade competitions.
VICTORIA HOWARD My very good friend and writer of ‘romance suspense’… if you want romance and danger – she’s your woman!
LINDT We have to have chocolate so hope you like the bon bon in your goody bag. You’re lucky there is any of these left to give out!
MAGNIFICENT ME Lovely Maggie has been helping people for many years drop the pounds, give up smoking, upping their confidence, curing their fears with hypnotherapy and helping them find their inner mojo – she’s donated a voucher for a treatment with a town beauty salon
MAJOR RAYS (My lovely cousin’s shop in Athersley, New Lodge)Our lovely Deb runs a tanning salon with loads of gorgeous cosmetics and clothes and accessories sharing her shop. She’s sent me a stack of meow-tiful cat scarves. Mwah!
P & O FERRIES The best battery charging breaks ever! A 2 night sleep-on-the-ship trip with an inbetween full day in Bruges or Amsterdam is an absolute treat. AND SOMEONE IS GOING TO WIN ONE
CRAIG ROBERTSON (one of my favourite crime writers, who writes chilling books but is a very jolly bloke in real life… apart from the fact he’s spent time on death row in the USA!) AND he’s an expert in black pudding!
ROB ROYD FARM SHOP (sellers of all stuff farmy, gorgeous breakfasts, lunches, Saturday night dining… and the BEST carrot cake I have EVER tasted)
SCARVES AND SCENTS Sent in this beautiful green scarf!
SCIOLTI CHOCS Oh my friend Fiona freshly makes the most divine and unusual chocolate gifts – they are a total treat. She sent me a box to trial – oh they were too few. The most fabulous flavours – go on, take a peek!
SLURP WINE If anyone hasn’t heard of their ICE WINE by now – you can’t have read any of my books! The BEST fizz on the planet. Wonderful booze by mail site. I use it too much!
STANIFORTHS BAKERY...There will be cake! Big huge cakey cake from them!!
STEEL CITY The lovely mug suppliers – brilliant service. Promotional goods, lovely people to deal with – and in S Yorks! Got me out of a right hole when I needed them!
STRESSFREEPRINT And they are stress free to deal with too! Bookmarks, posters, flyers… I won’t go anywhere else now I’ve found them.
CL TAYLOR My author friend Cally has sent 2 of her latest books signed and I’ve read ACCIDENT – and it’s GRIPPING AND GREAT!
TAYLORS OF HARROGATEWe can’t have a teashop launch without a present from Yorkshire Tea!
TETLEY We have freebie tea from lovely Tetley!
THE VERY SMART COOKIE COMPANY Bee has sent us some bee-ootiful cat cards and a fab tea-time baking book!
WALKERS SHORTBREAD How can I not have a launch without my beloved Walkers onboard? They’ve supported me from day one – which is great, because I LOVE their shortbread. And they’re Scots!
WEIRD AND WONDERFUL CARDS Makers of lovely greetings cards… in this case cupcakes designed especially for the launch
MAGGIE WILSON Is an author who writes great suspense and two lucky beggars will walk off with her signed Inside Out and the wonderful Fallen Angel!
WHITE HEART Penistone www.thewhiteheart.co.uk …Have donated vintage afternoon tea for 4 with a glass of fizz… BIG treat – cakes, tea in china, full afternoon tea shebang all served on bonny china.Lovely comfy stylish place for lunch/dinner/a drink/a do. HUUUUGE car park
There will be a lunch here on Sat 4th October at 2.30pm – tickets on sale shortly, to include a talk by me and a gorgeous lunch. Details on my website shortly!
TEAPOT EARRINGS!
...and more!!!
August 5, 2013
A Grand Old Launch
Well that was certainly a launch and a half. Nothing but the best for my 9thbaby - and it gave me the best excuse ever to indulge myself in stationery, chocolate, cake… and scantily clad men.My launches are an event for the town – it’s supported me, nice to give a little back: a thank you. And what better day to launch a book by a Yorkshire author set in Yorkshire …but Yorkshire Day.We had a raffle to beat all raffles: gift sets, vouchers, the world’s biggest food hamper, a gorgeous Hothouse hamper, cupcakes from lovely Shelley, brollies of all shapes and sizes (even Excalibur), champagne, ice-wine, chocolates, hairdos, Yorkshire roses - even a burglar alarm. All given with kindness and grace because the whole evening was about raising some dosh for cancer patients and cats.
It was a big hall to fill - 225 people...
And it was wonderful how generous everyone was. Thank you all.And we had catering to end all catering… two ENORMOUS umbrella cakes from my wonderful regular suppliers - Staniforths bakery who totally surpassed themselves this time. We even had special napkins to wrap them in.
Two hundred plus books were bought. I was signing my little heart out – and loving every minute of it. I did a talk…which seemed to go down okay. No one fell into a coma at least. And boy – was it warm! Nigel – my PR manager – got a round of applause for opening the fire doors.Thanks to everyone who made the evening special and we raised a total of £1850 to be split between the two charities. Mapplewell village hall put on a great spread and gave me nothing to organise – they were wonderful.
Now the big book launch two days later was a very different kettle of fish. There might not have been a buffet BUT we had six gorgeous men break out dancing ‘Here Come The Girls’ on the half hour. They were a great hit with the lay-dies. And what a joy to meet with so many people with whom I tweet and am Facebook Friends and have never met before. And old friends came - even my old domestic science teacher (I say old - she wasn't old at any stretch - and looked way younger than me!) Everyone seemed in such a great mood – I think the boys were responsible for that. So nice to see smiley faces when there is so much rotten news in the world.
We had some wonderful pics for the day and below is a gallery of some of our great sports
Anne being supported by the lads was our supreme winner – you can see why … she won the most GORGEOUS hamper from Fiona Sciolti (who sent me a box of chocs to sample, a duty which I took very seriously, and can now proclaim that she is the best chocolatier in the world. I even ate the ginger chocs – and I hate ginger… or at least I did. This was ginger to a whole new level!!!)
When you have a team behind you like I have – a wonderful agent, great editors, fabulous PR, liaison officers… oh and all the others – even the book sellers because WH Smiths were a fabulous support on Thursday and Waterstones couldn’t have been more wonderful on Saturday… plus dancing lads… it was always going to be a good couple of days unless the fates really hated us. Luckily they didn’t – even the sun came out. If ever a book rolled out into the world on a wave of kindness and good feeling, it was this one. Please wish it luck (and it's only 99p on a price war special on kindle and various ebook sites - so grab it quick!) xxx
(photos mostly by Chris Sedgewick at untitledphotography.co.uk xxxx
It was a big hall to fill - 225 people...
And it was wonderful how generous everyone was. Thank you all.And we had catering to end all catering… two ENORMOUS umbrella cakes from my wonderful regular suppliers - Staniforths bakery who totally surpassed themselves this time. We even had special napkins to wrap them in.
Two hundred plus books were bought. I was signing my little heart out – and loving every minute of it. I did a talk…which seemed to go down okay. No one fell into a coma at least. And boy – was it warm! Nigel – my PR manager – got a round of applause for opening the fire doors.Thanks to everyone who made the evening special and we raised a total of £1850 to be split between the two charities. Mapplewell village hall put on a great spread and gave me nothing to organise – they were wonderful.
Now the big book launch two days later was a very different kettle of fish. There might not have been a buffet BUT we had six gorgeous men break out dancing ‘Here Come The Girls’ on the half hour. They were a great hit with the lay-dies. And what a joy to meet with so many people with whom I tweet and am Facebook Friends and have never met before. And old friends came - even my old domestic science teacher (I say old - she wasn't old at any stretch - and looked way younger than me!) Everyone seemed in such a great mood – I think the boys were responsible for that. So nice to see smiley faces when there is so much rotten news in the world.
We had some wonderful pics for the day and below is a gallery of some of our great sports
Anne being supported by the lads was our supreme winner – you can see why … she won the most GORGEOUS hamper from Fiona Sciolti (who sent me a box of chocs to sample, a duty which I took very seriously, and can now proclaim that she is the best chocolatier in the world. I even ate the ginger chocs – and I hate ginger… or at least I did. This was ginger to a whole new level!!!)
When you have a team behind you like I have – a wonderful agent, great editors, fabulous PR, liaison officers… oh and all the others – even the book sellers because WH Smiths were a fabulous support on Thursday and Waterstones couldn’t have been more wonderful on Saturday… plus dancing lads… it was always going to be a good couple of days unless the fates really hated us. Luckily they didn’t – even the sun came out. If ever a book rolled out into the world on a wave of kindness and good feeling, it was this one. Please wish it luck (and it's only 99p on a price war special on kindle and various ebook sites - so grab it quick!) xxx(photos mostly by Chris Sedgewick at untitledphotography.co.uk xxxx
July 21, 2013
A BIG THANK YOU to the following people...
We are just over a week away from the launch of 'It's Raining Men' now. If you follow me on Facebook - check out my page for a chance to win my entire back catalogue of books.
All the tickets have gone now. There are some people who have just reserved them but if you don't collect them this week - they're going back on the market so please get them quickly. There's a reserve list, so ring Caroline or Sandra on 01226 381006 and they'll tell you if there's a chance of a seat.
I think all the place have just about gone for my Yorkshire Day Launch in Mapplewell now - but there is a reserve list. If you can't go - please ring them as a few people want to come who haven't got a place.
Oh and if you are coming to Meadowhall on August 3rd - bring your camera. But only if you want to be photographed with a load of hunks and be entered in for a competition to win a BIG PRIZE (as if we aren't giving enough away on the day!) There will be GORGEOUS RAINSHADER umbrellas!!! If you haven't got one of these brollies - then you need to get one. They are the best invention EVER!
Or - if you're in the mood for a bridal brolly or a more unusual brolly... then LOVE UMBRELLAS have donated some of their fabulous fare.
What with the 'It's Raining Men' brollies - it's going to be a total broll-fest. As well as a Hunk-fest. I say again BRING YOUR CAMERAS!!!! As for the wonderful event on August 1st... if you are coming please remember that the evening is all for charity. Please give generously - things are tight for us all - but the prizes have been donated so generously and are FANTASTIC. And you'll increase your chances of walking away with a lovely prize. With that in mind - here's a taster of what people can expect to win and walk away with. Here's a list of THANK YOUs to all our kind benefactors who have given me all the following to raise some serious cash for cancer patients and moggies without a home.
CHRIS SEDGEWICK PHOTOGRAPHY www.untitledphotography.co.uk 07723 043718
If you need a wedding/portrait photographer - this guy is your man. A gent, and the best photographer you’ll find.
BEATSON HOUSE - www.beatsonhouse.co.uk 01226 791245 Great supportive friends and owners of the beautiful Cawthorne restaurant AND makers of the FABULOUS - BOOZY INFUSIONS. I have bottles to give away!
HOTHOUSE - www.hot-h.co.uk
Our very own Hothouse make all the Joey Essex hair products as well as the FAB St Moriz fake tanning products which knock the socks off the higher priced offerings in trade competitions!!! Thank you for the hamper and the Tote bags full of goodies!
ADAM STOTT SECURITY SOLUTIONS…and air conditioning units 07540 744607 or 01226 418676Adam is one of the nicest guys I know and, after being recommended to me, did an IMMACULATE job for me. He’s donated an 8 zone texecom veritas panel, 3X PIR sensors, 2X door contacts, 1X panic button, 1X live bellbox, 1X decoy bellbox, battery backup. Installed free of charge for the lucky winner.
BANNATYNES SPA- 01226 704130 Barnsley Road, DodworthWhether it’s a gentle facial, a waxing, or a severe rub-down with a bamboo stick, the spa is a fabulous way to iron out all those aches and niggles. You don’t need to be a gym member to visit, by the way. Someone is going to be visiting and spending that voucher on themselves!
THE HOLIDAY INN (Brooklands) Barnsley Road, Dodworth - 01226 299571 Thanks to Jason - who ALWAYS supports me - for the fabulous Sunday Lunch for 6 prize!!!! A fabulous place for bar lunches, posh lunches, dinners, functions, meetings.
MAGGIE IRWIN - 07749 727512 www.maggie-irwin-hypnotherapy.co.ukA master hypnotherapist who can help you stop smoking, diet more effectively, or simply relax general anxieties.
BAILEY'S CAFE
Lovely Emma is donating a breakfast for two in her sweet café on Burlington Arcade - a hidden gem in the arcade behind Thorntons. Lovely place to stop and have a bite to eat. Or just a coffee and a sit down mid-shop!
WALKERS OF SCOTLAND & DOUWE EGBERTS Ever since their shortbread and coffee sustained me whilst I wrote through the night to complete my first novels, they have always supported my charities. I still use them on the ‘all-nighters’ for luck now :)
They've send Hampers, coffee galore and all sorts of goodies!
RAINSHADER UMBRELLAS - http://www.rainshader.com/ these fabulous brollies are the BEST present you can buy someone - especially if they have to stand out the rain on Sunday mornings watching rugby (like I do!). Fab fab fab design! And I have their brollies to give away!
LUSH -
www.lush.co.uk …for the fabulously named ‘It’s Raining Men’ products
BAG IT DON’T BIN IT -
www.bidbi.co.ukIf you like the bags, tell your important friends with companies who might use them. I always use these guys.
VICTORIA HOWARD -
www.victoriahoward.co.ukVictoria is a ‘romantic suspense’ fellow novelist and fellow Barnsley-dweller. Her books are captivating, escapist, charming…and gripping! Thank you for the lovely earrings.
THE FLOWER CORNER Summer Lane, Barnsley. 01226 779090 Stunning bouquets, great service and smashing central location (very near the hospital). Thanks for the Yorkshire Roses! OLD VINTAGE RETRO www.oldvintageretro.blogspot.com
07581 331530The home of collectibles waiting to be reunited with someone who will value them. And if you have collectibles you want to sell on ... Pete will give you a fair price.
ART AND DESIGN BY RAYCHEL MCGUIN www.raychel.co.ukOur stunning local artist Raychel has a wonderful website which you need to check out especially if you want to immortalise the essence of your wedding/prom dress or have a portrait of your pet done. Thank you for the beautiful painting xx
RUSSELL EATON - 01226 244809 Big treat in store for the person who wins this cut and blow with Jesse… the man I cannot - and refuse to - live without
STANIFORTHS BAKERY Ah the wonderful cakes of Staniforths - who have been cake-suppliers to the Johnson family for many years. Never let me down. Enjoy their big yellow umbrella cake offering!
FRIARS OF KESWICK - www.friarsofkeswick.co.uk Suppliers of fine chocs, yummy gifts… and edible umbrellas!
AUNT BESSIE’S
How could I have a ‘do’ without including these guys. Everyone walks away with a voucher today. Cut price puddings for all!!!
TAYLORS OF HARROGATE Is there any other sort of tea than YORKSHIRE TEA?
Thanks for the lovely tea... and coffee prize
COMPUTER PROBLEMS OF BARNSLEY www.technicallyspeaking.co.uk 01226 239513/ 07779 158726 If you have computer problems then you should call Rob. My hero after once retrieving a whole book I stupidly forgot to save - NIGHTMARE!
Thanks for the memories, Rob (and the memory stick kindly donated!)
LOVE UMBRELLAS - www.loveumbrellas.co.uk For the prettiest novelty and bridal umbrellas you’ll find.
I buy a lot of brollies for presents. Nice to have something ordinary that you can guarantee will be used...but at the same time unusual. Someone will be walking off with their brollies on the night.
CALLULA GLASS - www.callulaglass.co.uk
Joanne makes the most amazing things from glass - brilliant original present ideas for loved ones, friends, newly-weds, teachers… or yourselfThe two sets of coasters with the It's Raining Men brolly and the Yorkshire Rose will be raffled off. Gorgeous aren't they?
STRESS FREE PRINT - www.stressfreeprint.co.uk
Makers of the fabulously priced bookmarks. Total pleasure to deal with. Also make posters, brochures… oh all sorts. And they did my artwork. Well happy to recommend their services!
SLURP www.slurp.co.ukThe BEST online booze by mail supplier EVER. Always arrives beautifully packaged, always loads of offers on. Home of PELLERS ICE WINE which my characters drink. A fizz which is …x10000000 better than champers! Two bottles of this super stuff are up for grabs!
ROB ROYD FARM SHOP Genn Lane (behind Locke Park) www.robroydfarmshop.co.uk/ If you haven’t been here for sausage, breakfast, cakes, dinner, bread… oh boy are you missing out! Thank you to ROB for the amazing hamper xxxx
All the tickets have gone now. There are some people who have just reserved them but if you don't collect them this week - they're going back on the market so please get them quickly. There's a reserve list, so ring Caroline or Sandra on 01226 381006 and they'll tell you if there's a chance of a seat.
I think all the place have just about gone for my Yorkshire Day Launch in Mapplewell now - but there is a reserve list. If you can't go - please ring them as a few people want to come who haven't got a place.
Oh and if you are coming to Meadowhall on August 3rd - bring your camera. But only if you want to be photographed with a load of hunks and be entered in for a competition to win a BIG PRIZE (as if we aren't giving enough away on the day!) There will be GORGEOUS RAINSHADER umbrellas!!! If you haven't got one of these brollies - then you need to get one. They are the best invention EVER!
Or - if you're in the mood for a bridal brolly or a more unusual brolly... then LOVE UMBRELLAS have donated some of their fabulous fare.
What with the 'It's Raining Men' brollies - it's going to be a total broll-fest. As well as a Hunk-fest. I say again BRING YOUR CAMERAS!!!! As for the wonderful event on August 1st... if you are coming please remember that the evening is all for charity. Please give generously - things are tight for us all - but the prizes have been donated so generously and are FANTASTIC. And you'll increase your chances of walking away with a lovely prize. With that in mind - here's a taster of what people can expect to win and walk away with. Here's a list of THANK YOUs to all our kind benefactors who have given me all the following to raise some serious cash for cancer patients and moggies without a home. CHRIS SEDGEWICK PHOTOGRAPHY www.untitledphotography.co.uk 07723 043718
If you need a wedding/portrait photographer - this guy is your man. A gent, and the best photographer you’ll find.
BEATSON HOUSE - www.beatsonhouse.co.uk 01226 791245 Great supportive friends and owners of the beautiful Cawthorne restaurant AND makers of the FABULOUS - BOOZY INFUSIONS. I have bottles to give away!
HOTHOUSE - www.hot-h.co.uk
Our very own Hothouse make all the Joey Essex hair products as well as the FAB St Moriz fake tanning products which knock the socks off the higher priced offerings in trade competitions!!! Thank you for the hamper and the Tote bags full of goodies! ADAM STOTT SECURITY SOLUTIONS…and air conditioning units 07540 744607 or 01226 418676Adam is one of the nicest guys I know and, after being recommended to me, did an IMMACULATE job for me. He’s donated an 8 zone texecom veritas panel, 3X PIR sensors, 2X door contacts, 1X panic button, 1X live bellbox, 1X decoy bellbox, battery backup. Installed free of charge for the lucky winner.
BANNATYNES SPA- 01226 704130 Barnsley Road, DodworthWhether it’s a gentle facial, a waxing, or a severe rub-down with a bamboo stick, the spa is a fabulous way to iron out all those aches and niggles. You don’t need to be a gym member to visit, by the way. Someone is going to be visiting and spending that voucher on themselves!
THE HOLIDAY INN (Brooklands) Barnsley Road, Dodworth - 01226 299571 Thanks to Jason - who ALWAYS supports me - for the fabulous Sunday Lunch for 6 prize!!!! A fabulous place for bar lunches, posh lunches, dinners, functions, meetings.
MAGGIE IRWIN - 07749 727512 www.maggie-irwin-hypnotherapy.co.ukA master hypnotherapist who can help you stop smoking, diet more effectively, or simply relax general anxieties.
BAILEY'S CAFE
Lovely Emma is donating a breakfast for two in her sweet café on Burlington Arcade - a hidden gem in the arcade behind Thorntons. Lovely place to stop and have a bite to eat. Or just a coffee and a sit down mid-shop!
WALKERS OF SCOTLAND & DOUWE EGBERTS Ever since their shortbread and coffee sustained me whilst I wrote through the night to complete my first novels, they have always supported my charities. I still use them on the ‘all-nighters’ for luck now :)
They've send Hampers, coffee galore and all sorts of goodies!
RAINSHADER UMBRELLAS - http://www.rainshader.com/ these fabulous brollies are the BEST present you can buy someone - especially if they have to stand out the rain on Sunday mornings watching rugby (like I do!). Fab fab fab design! And I have their brollies to give away!
LUSH -
www.lush.co.uk …for the fabulously named ‘It’s Raining Men’ products
BAG IT DON’T BIN IT -
www.bidbi.co.ukIf you like the bags, tell your important friends with companies who might use them. I always use these guys.
VICTORIA HOWARD -
www.victoriahoward.co.ukVictoria is a ‘romantic suspense’ fellow novelist and fellow Barnsley-dweller. Her books are captivating, escapist, charming…and gripping! Thank you for the lovely earrings. THE FLOWER CORNER Summer Lane, Barnsley. 01226 779090 Stunning bouquets, great service and smashing central location (very near the hospital). Thanks for the Yorkshire Roses! OLD VINTAGE RETRO www.oldvintageretro.blogspot.com
07581 331530The home of collectibles waiting to be reunited with someone who will value them. And if you have collectibles you want to sell on ... Pete will give you a fair price.
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ART AND DESIGN BY RAYCHEL MCGUIN www.raychel.co.ukOur stunning local artist Raychel has a wonderful website which you need to check out especially if you want to immortalise the essence of your wedding/prom dress or have a portrait of your pet done. Thank you for the beautiful painting xx
RUSSELL EATON - 01226 244809 Big treat in store for the person who wins this cut and blow with Jesse… the man I cannot - and refuse to - live without
STANIFORTHS BAKERY Ah the wonderful cakes of Staniforths - who have been cake-suppliers to the Johnson family for many years. Never let me down. Enjoy their big yellow umbrella cake offering!
FRIARS OF KESWICK - www.friarsofkeswick.co.uk Suppliers of fine chocs, yummy gifts… and edible umbrellas!
AUNT BESSIE’S
How could I have a ‘do’ without including these guys. Everyone walks away with a voucher today. Cut price puddings for all!!! TAYLORS OF HARROGATE Is there any other sort of tea than YORKSHIRE TEA?
Thanks for the lovely tea... and coffee prize
COMPUTER PROBLEMS OF BARNSLEY www.technicallyspeaking.co.uk 01226 239513/ 07779 158726 If you have computer problems then you should call Rob. My hero after once retrieving a whole book I stupidly forgot to save - NIGHTMARE!
Thanks for the memories, Rob (and the memory stick kindly donated!)
LOVE UMBRELLAS - www.loveumbrellas.co.uk For the prettiest novelty and bridal umbrellas you’ll find.
I buy a lot of brollies for presents. Nice to have something ordinary that you can guarantee will be used...but at the same time unusual. Someone will be walking off with their brollies on the night.
CALLULA GLASS - www.callulaglass.co.uk
Joanne makes the most amazing things from glass - brilliant original present ideas for loved ones, friends, newly-weds, teachers… or yourselfThe two sets of coasters with the It's Raining Men brolly and the Yorkshire Rose will be raffled off. Gorgeous aren't they?
STRESS FREE PRINT - www.stressfreeprint.co.uk
Makers of the fabulously priced bookmarks. Total pleasure to deal with. Also make posters, brochures… oh all sorts. And they did my artwork. Well happy to recommend their services!
SLURP www.slurp.co.ukThe BEST online booze by mail supplier EVER. Always arrives beautifully packaged, always loads of offers on. Home of PELLERS ICE WINE which my characters drink. A fizz which is …x10000000 better than champers! Two bottles of this super stuff are up for grabs!
ROB ROYD FARM SHOP Genn Lane (behind Locke Park) www.robroydfarmshop.co.uk/ If you haven’t been here for sausage, breakfast, cakes, dinner, bread… oh boy are you missing out! Thank you to ROB for the amazing hamper xxxx
We are just over a week away from the launch of 'It's Rai...
We are just over a week away from the launch of 'It's Raining Men' now. If you follow me on Facebook - check out my page for a chance to win my entire back catalogue of books.
I think all the place have just about gone for my Yorkshire Day Launch in Mapplewell now - but there is a reserve list. If you can't go - please ring them as a few people want to come who haven't got a place.
Oh and if you are coming to Meadowhall on August 3rd - bring your camera. But only if you want to be photographed with a load of hunks and be entered in for a competition to win a BIG PRIZE (as if we aren't giving enough away on the day!) There will be GORGEOUS rainshader umbrellas!!! If you haven't got one of these brollies - then you need to get one. They are the best invention EVER!
Or - if you're in the mood for a bridal brolly or a more unusual brolly... then LOVE UMBRELLAS have donated some of their fabulous fare.
What with the 'It's Raining Men' brollies - it's going to be a total broll-fest. As well as a Hunk-fest. I say againBRING YOUR CAMERAS!!!! As for the wonderful charity event on August 1st... if you are coming please remember that the evening is all for charity. Please give generously - things are tight for us all - but the prizes have been donated so generously and are FANTASTIC. And you'll increase your chances of walking away with a lovely prize. With that in mind - here's a taster of what people can expect to win and walk away with. Here's a list of THANK YOUs to all our kind benefactors who have given me all the following to raise some serious cash for cancer patients and moggies without a home.
CHRIS SEDGEWICK PHOTOGRAPHY www.untitledphotography.co.uk 07723 043718
If you need a wedding/portrait photographer - this guy is your man. A gent, and the best photographer you’ll find.
BEATSON HOUSE - www.beatsonhouse.co.uk
01226 791245
Great supportive friends and owners of the beautiful Cawthorne restaurant AND makers of the FABULOUS - BOOZY INFUSIONS.
HOTHOUSE - www.hot-h.co.uk
Our very own Hothouse make all the Joey Essex hair products as well as the FAB St Moriz fake tanning products which knock the socks off the higher priced offerings in trade competitions!!!
ADAM STOTT SECURITY SOLUTIONS…and air conditioning units 07540 744607 or 01226 418676
Adam is one of the nicest guys I know and, after being recommended to me, did an IMMACULATE job for me. He’s donated an 8 zone texecom veritas panel, 3X PIR sensors, 2X door contacts, 1X panic button, 1X live bellbox, 1X decoy bellbox, battery backup. Installed free of charge for the lucky winner.
BANNATYNES SPA- 01226 704130
Barnsley Road, Dodworth
Whether it’s a gentle facial, a waxing, or a severe rub-down with a bamboo stick, the spa is a fabulous way to iron out all those aches and niggles. You don’t need to be a gym member to visit, by the way.
THE HOLIDAY INN (Brooklands)
Barnsley Road, Dodworth - 01226 299571
Thanks to Jason - who ALWAYS supports me - for the fabulous Sunday Lunch for 6 prize. A fabulous place for bar lunches, posh lunches, dinners, functions, meetings
MAGGIE IRWIN - 07749 727512
www.maggie-irwin-hypnotherapy.co.uk
A master hypnotherapist who can help you stop smoking, diet more effectively, or simply relax general anxieties.
WALKERS OF SCOTLAND & DOUWE EGBERTS
Ever since their shortbread and coffee sustained me whilst I wrote through the night to complete my first novels, they have always supported my charities. I still use them on the ‘all-nighters’ for luck now :)
RAINSHADER UMBRELLAS - www.rainshader.co.uk
these fabulous brollies are the BEST present you can buy someone - especially if they have to stand out the rain on Sunday mornings watching rugby (like I do!). Fab fab fab design!(see above for pic) LUSH - www.lush.co.uk
…for the fabulously named ‘It’s Raining Men’ products
BAG IT DON’T BIN IT - www.bidbi.co.uk
If you like the bags, tell your important friends with companies who might use them. I always use these guys.
VICTORIA HOWARD - www.victoriahoward.co.uk
Victoria is a ‘romantic suspense’ fellow novelist and fellow Barnsley-dweller. Her books are captivating, escapist, charming…and gripping!
THE FLOWER CORNER
Summer Lane, Barnsley. 01226 779090
Stunning bouquets, great service and smashing central location. Thanks for the Yorkshire Roses!
OLD VINTAGE RETRO
www.oldvinretro.blogspot.com
Whether you want to buy something from years past or sell on your collectibles for cash - Pete will give you a fair price.
ART AND DESIGN BY RAYCHEL MCGUIN
www.raychel.co.uk
Our stunning local artist Raychel has a wonderful website which you need to check out especially if you want to immortalise the essence of your wedding/prom dress or have a portrait of your pet done.
RUSSELL EATON - 01226 244809
Big treat in store for the person who wins this cut and blow with Jesse… the man I cannot - and refuse to - live without
STANIFORTHS BAKERY
Ah the wonderful cakes of Staniforths - who have been cake-suppliers to the Johnson family for many years. Never let me down. Enjoy their offering!
FRIARS OF KESWICK - ww.friarsofkeswick.co.uk
Suppliers of fine chocs, yummy gifts… and edible umbrellas!
AUNT BESSIE’S
How could I have a ‘do’ without including these guys. Everyone walks away with a voucher today.
TAYLORS OF HARROGATE
Is there any other sort of tea than YORKSHIRE TEA?
COMPUTER PROBLEMS OF BARNSLEY
www.technicallyspeaking.co.uk. 01226 239513/ 07779 158726
If you have computer problems then you should call Rob. My hero after once retrieving a whole book I stupidly forgot to save - NIGHTMARE!
SLURP www.slurp.co.uk
The BEST online booze by mail supplier EVER. Home of PELLERS ICE WINE which my characters drink. A fizz which is …x10000000 better than champers!
ROB ROYD FARM SHOP
Genn Lane (behind Locke Park) www.robroydfarmshop.co.uk
If you haven’t been here for sausage, breakfast, cakes, dinner, bread… oh boy are you missing out!
Thank you to ROB for the amazing hamper xxxx
I think all the place have just about gone for my Yorkshire Day Launch in Mapplewell now - but there is a reserve list. If you can't go - please ring them as a few people want to come who haven't got a place.
Oh and if you are coming to Meadowhall on August 3rd - bring your camera. But only if you want to be photographed with a load of hunks and be entered in for a competition to win a BIG PRIZE (as if we aren't giving enough away on the day!) There will be GORGEOUS rainshader umbrellas!!! If you haven't got one of these brollies - then you need to get one. They are the best invention EVER!
Or - if you're in the mood for a bridal brolly or a more unusual brolly... then LOVE UMBRELLAS have donated some of their fabulous fare.
What with the 'It's Raining Men' brollies - it's going to be a total broll-fest. As well as a Hunk-fest. I say againBRING YOUR CAMERAS!!!! As for the wonderful charity event on August 1st... if you are coming please remember that the evening is all for charity. Please give generously - things are tight for us all - but the prizes have been donated so generously and are FANTASTIC. And you'll increase your chances of walking away with a lovely prize. With that in mind - here's a taster of what people can expect to win and walk away with. Here's a list of THANK YOUs to all our kind benefactors who have given me all the following to raise some serious cash for cancer patients and moggies without a home. CHRIS SEDGEWICK PHOTOGRAPHY www.untitledphotography.co.uk 07723 043718
If you need a wedding/portrait photographer - this guy is your man. A gent, and the best photographer you’ll find.
BEATSON HOUSE - www.beatsonhouse.co.uk
01226 791245
Great supportive friends and owners of the beautiful Cawthorne restaurant AND makers of the FABULOUS - BOOZY INFUSIONS.
HOTHOUSE - www.hot-h.co.uk
Our very own Hothouse make all the Joey Essex hair products as well as the FAB St Moriz fake tanning products which knock the socks off the higher priced offerings in trade competitions!!!
ADAM STOTT SECURITY SOLUTIONS…and air conditioning units 07540 744607 or 01226 418676
Adam is one of the nicest guys I know and, after being recommended to me, did an IMMACULATE job for me. He’s donated an 8 zone texecom veritas panel, 3X PIR sensors, 2X door contacts, 1X panic button, 1X live bellbox, 1X decoy bellbox, battery backup. Installed free of charge for the lucky winner.
BANNATYNES SPA- 01226 704130
Barnsley Road, Dodworth
Whether it’s a gentle facial, a waxing, or a severe rub-down with a bamboo stick, the spa is a fabulous way to iron out all those aches and niggles. You don’t need to be a gym member to visit, by the way.
THE HOLIDAY INN (Brooklands)
Barnsley Road, Dodworth - 01226 299571
Thanks to Jason - who ALWAYS supports me - for the fabulous Sunday Lunch for 6 prize. A fabulous place for bar lunches, posh lunches, dinners, functions, meetings
MAGGIE IRWIN - 07749 727512
www.maggie-irwin-hypnotherapy.co.uk
A master hypnotherapist who can help you stop smoking, diet more effectively, or simply relax general anxieties.
WALKERS OF SCOTLAND & DOUWE EGBERTS
Ever since their shortbread and coffee sustained me whilst I wrote through the night to complete my first novels, they have always supported my charities. I still use them on the ‘all-nighters’ for luck now :)
RAINSHADER UMBRELLAS - www.rainshader.co.uk
these fabulous brollies are the BEST present you can buy someone - especially if they have to stand out the rain on Sunday mornings watching rugby (like I do!). Fab fab fab design!(see above for pic) LUSH - www.lush.co.uk
…for the fabulously named ‘It’s Raining Men’ products
BAG IT DON’T BIN IT - www.bidbi.co.uk
If you like the bags, tell your important friends with companies who might use them. I always use these guys.
VICTORIA HOWARD - www.victoriahoward.co.uk
Victoria is a ‘romantic suspense’ fellow novelist and fellow Barnsley-dweller. Her books are captivating, escapist, charming…and gripping!
THE FLOWER CORNER
Summer Lane, Barnsley. 01226 779090
Stunning bouquets, great service and smashing central location. Thanks for the Yorkshire Roses!
OLD VINTAGE RETRO
www.oldvinretro.blogspot.com
Whether you want to buy something from years past or sell on your collectibles for cash - Pete will give you a fair price.
ART AND DESIGN BY RAYCHEL MCGUIN
www.raychel.co.uk
Our stunning local artist Raychel has a wonderful website which you need to check out especially if you want to immortalise the essence of your wedding/prom dress or have a portrait of your pet done.
RUSSELL EATON - 01226 244809
Big treat in store for the person who wins this cut and blow with Jesse… the man I cannot - and refuse to - live without
STANIFORTHS BAKERY
Ah the wonderful cakes of Staniforths - who have been cake-suppliers to the Johnson family for many years. Never let me down. Enjoy their offering!
FRIARS OF KESWICK - ww.friarsofkeswick.co.uk
Suppliers of fine chocs, yummy gifts… and edible umbrellas!
AUNT BESSIE’S
How could I have a ‘do’ without including these guys. Everyone walks away with a voucher today.
TAYLORS OF HARROGATE
Is there any other sort of tea than YORKSHIRE TEA?
COMPUTER PROBLEMS OF BARNSLEY
www.technicallyspeaking.co.uk. 01226 239513/ 07779 158726
If you have computer problems then you should call Rob. My hero after once retrieving a whole book I stupidly forgot to save - NIGHTMARE!
SLURP www.slurp.co.uk
The BEST online booze by mail supplier EVER. Home of PELLERS ICE WINE which my characters drink. A fizz which is …x10000000 better than champers!
ROB ROYD FARM SHOP
Genn Lane (behind Locke Park) www.robroydfarmshop.co.uk
If you haven’t been here for sausage, breakfast, cakes, dinner, bread… oh boy are you missing out!
Thank you to ROB for the amazing hamper xxxx
June 22, 2013
It's Building Up to Start Raining Men
'They wanted sunshine and total relaxation in a luxury spa
They got a rundown cottage, weird villages, a lot of clouds...and a total life change'
I'm now on the countdown to my new book It's Raining Men
Yes I'm very excited about it. It's probably the longest book I've written (hope it doesn't feel like that though) and it's from an idea I've had for years and years and years. It's being launched on Yorkshire Day - August 1st 2013 at Mapplewell and Staincross village hall at 6pm. As usual I'll be launching my new 'baby' with a party - my biggest one yet because of the date. Tickets are selling fast - they're £5 each but for that you'll get stuffed to the gills with a good old Yorkshire buffet (fried whippet and tripe scones - JOKE!) freebies, umbrellas, bags, coffee, CAKE
...and the chance to buy a raffle ticket and walk off with some fan-tabula-zing prizes donated by wonderful Yorkshire firms (and others) - hampers, meals out for yourself and friends, vouchers, jewellery. The best value fiver you'll ever have spent. Oh and I witter on for a bit and sign some books. And I'll have some of the backlist with me as well - and, as always, I'm happy to sign any books that you've already bought.
The monies raised will be going to my two wonderful affiliated charities - The Well, a therapy centre for cancer patients and anyone who has been treated there will tell you how fantastic they are - and Yorkshire cat rescue who do an amazing home, not only taking in waifs and strays but helping people who are too ill to look after their beloved pets any more.
Hallelujah!Anyway... anyone wanting to come - please contact Caroline or Sandra on 01226 381006 or email mappvillagehall@yahoo.co.uk
It's Raining Men is the story of Lara, May and Clare - three Yorkshire workmates all working in London who don't know each other that well because they're too busy to do much but work. BUT one day they all decide on a whim to go on a break together - to a luxury Yorkshire spa.
But, instead they end up in a very insular seaside village that doesn't welcome strangers. And why is that? (well, you'll have to read on and see!)
Are there men? Yes. Lots of them - it's positively raining men (did you see what I did there?) The nice thing about being an authoress is that you can design your men to your exact specifications - one of my heroes in this book is based on a crush for Sebastien Chabal... and if you haven't a clue who this gorgeous French rugby player is then, let me introduce you. Oh isn't he wild.
Of course, if you don't like him - then I have other to choose from.
Anyway - back to the plot. Our three girls are lumbered with the choice of staying in the village of Ren Dullem or going home. And home is somewhere that none of them want to be.
So they lump it in the village and find out clouds sometimes have silver linings.
Did I enjoy writing this book? More than you could know - I had an absolute ball. I hope that comes out in my writing. Ren Dullem has become so real to me that I am having trouble not wanting to write about it again.
And for die-hard readers there are characters from other books - and please, I politely ask anyone writing a review, to keep any secrets given away to yourselves so as not to spoil it for other readers. I've been waiting to bring them back and thought this might be the right book.
If you're round and about in Meadowhall on Saturday August 3rd - you might want to come and visit me. I'm signing books but I won't be alone. All I'm saying is that it should be a very pleasant experience. More later.
Details of future book signings are on my website www.millyjohnson.com on the news page.
More later!
Milly x
May 30, 2013
I'm not TOO pretty to work
I'm not TOO pretty to work: Graduate says her looks means she's never harassed and bullied
Daily Mail 30 May 2013 00:00
She says her figure, face and glossy hair didn’t make her a target for sleazy advances from men and bitchiness from women Milly, 33, who studied Drama and English, says: “I’m not lazy and I’m no bimbo.
"The truth is my looks have never caused massive problems for me when it comes to employment, so I’ve made the decision that employment just isn’t for me at the moment.
"It’s not my fault... I can’t help the way I look.
“I did not suffer workplace bullying and harassment because of my appearance and this has left me with no choice but to quit my job.
“I spent years at university in Exeter studying for a degree, so only began working in 1986, doing accountancy.
“But male colleagues weren’t interested in me for how I looked.
“I was constantly not being asked out on dates, or not finding romantic gifts and notes at my desk. I found it upsetting and uncomfortable. I was constantly traumatized.
"Even when I was in the canteen with no make-up they always failed to approach me because of my singular looks.
"There was nothing I could do to stop it.”
Milly says her treatment by women was even more demoralising.
She says: “They assumed because of the way I looked that I was stupid, so didn’t take me seriously at first and because of their own securities weren’t jealous of my looks.
“I was rarely invited to lunch with them or for after-work drinks.
"Once when I was, they told me to sit facing a different direction because of the way people were looking at me.”
She hasn’t worked in a long time. During the day she does not work out at the £30-a-month gym up the road to reduce her figure and spends £15 a month on designer clothes, shoes and handbags, plus £7 a year on blow dries.
In the evenings she eats out with friends or her boyfriend, spending £50 a week on takeaways.
She adds: “I know people will judge me for choosing not to work but they are underestimating just what a curse my looks can be in the workplace.
“Everyone thinks it must be great to look like me but there are serious downsides.
"I’m sure other women have experienced the same problems but haven’t spoken out for fear of being labelled ‘a moose’.”
Last year writer Samantha Brick faced a huge backlash after writing an article under the headline “Why Women Hate Me For Being Beautiful”.
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May 16, 2013
Fancy going to Venice for the day...?
When someone asks you that - the answer is pretty simple. And when it's P & O Cruises asking you to go and witness a historic moment, the answer is even more of a big fat yes. I love cruising, I love ships and I love Venice. Ships aren't just big pieces of welded metal - ask anyone who holidays on them. They're special, they are sailing caskets of treasured memories and good times, evoking all sorts of fond emotions. So to be at the very start of a new ship life is a wonderful thing to witness. And surprisingly fascinating. What's the new ship called - I hear you ask? Ah well (taps nose) that is a big secret for now. I wish I knew. And who is the godmother going to be? Well, I am denying the rumours that it's me... mainly because it isn't. All will be revealed. But then, you don't always announce the names or the godmothers of a child children until it's a little bit further down the line, do you? The P & O posse, comprised of a very jolly bunch of reporters, photographers, bloggers, cameramen, the head honchos of P & O Carol Marlow and David Dingle, our wonderful organiser Michael and my lovely journo friend Keith 'Father Christmas' Hamilton assembled at the unearthly hour of 6.00 at Gatwick airport.
The lovely Michael and Keith
Even at that time in the morning, we were off to Venice - how could anyone be grumpy? The strong Starbucks coffees helped. Flight was fab - we landed in Italy to clear blue skies and sunshine (you know that yellow thing that occasionally makes a flash appearance here). Then it was off to the Fincantieri shipyard near Trieste after the briefest glimpse of the lovely canals of Venice. The countryside was stunning - fields ablaze with red poppies. And oozing with Pinot Grigio grape plants. I shall be seeing those little fruits when they're a bit older and sitting in bottles ;) We were there for the keel laying ceremony - the first block of the ship laid, the start of a new sailing life. In years to come, when it's sailing towards me, I'll be able to say 'I saw that being built'... just like my old grandad did because he worked on the Queen Mary when she was built on the Clyde.
Thank you for matching the hardhat to my outfit...and the bus! Very thoughtful - P & O.
Michael, resplendent in his virginal white hardhat.
Speeches are made in English and Italian, anthems are played, a Priest blesses the keel and then it is swung into place - all 500 tons of it - at the press of a button from Carol. What you might not know, as I didn't, is that the ship will be built like a huge jigsaw puzzle - all the pieces are pre-formed so they can be slotted together and welded firm. And when you see the hole in the ground that the ship will fill... you realise just how big this girl is going to be.
A big chunk of keel
This is half the hole which the ship will fill
Carol and David looking happy because it's quite simply a perfect day and a jolly ceremony. Everyone is smiling.
Milly and Father 'Keith' Christmas Then what could be better than to go and seal the ceremony with some Prosecco and the most fabulous buffet ever. Whoever made this cake should be canonised!
This ship is going to be the biggest one made for the British cruising market and, if it does what P & O promise and steals all the best features from its gorgeous ships, then it really will be the best. Just as long as it sells Ice Wine... then I'll be happy. We had big discussions about Peller's Cuvee Ice Wine yesterday... if you haven't tried it... oh you must! Slurp.co.uk - you need to stock up! I saw the new Royal Princess ship in the yard too - one which, fittingly, Kate Middleton will name and be the Godmother of. I hear ...shhh... Natasha Bedingfield will be trilling at the ceremony! After that lovely, buzzing, international buffet full of gorgeous Italian hams and little pots of rice and delicious chicken and bean dishes and... well, one of the tastiest buffets my figure has ever had the misfortune to encounter, we climbed back on the bus to celebrate in style. In sunny, gorgeous Venice, catching a water taxi down the canals to our destination in San Marco.
Travelling down the canals of Venice is an absolute joy And when in Venice, and you have a special toast to perform... where better to go than the famous Harry's Bar for Bellinis. I must confess, it's a place I have always wanted to go but never managed to find. No wonder - it's so understated from the outside with only etching on its glass doors to tell you it's there.
Inside it's quite small and the sort of place you might expect Hercule Poirot to frequent.
A Proscecco and Peach Bellini. If you're in Venice - you just have to...
Harry's Bar is next door to this place - our dining venue for the evening: The Monaco Grand Canal. (just to the left of St Mark's Square if you're looking at it from this angle). A building not unlike a Tardis - this hotel is so deep, I never found the back of it! And sitting at the table... this was my view...
The evening menu... as modelled by the lovely Keith...
Well, I just can't tell you how gorgeous it all was. The food was exquisite, the wine was as beautiful as the view and the company was fabulous. I've always wanted to have dinner in Venice and it excelled all my expectations. The sun blessed us, squeezing its every last drop out for us, shining brightly on the buildings and the water, just making a very special day totally and utterly perfect. It boded well for the new ship, we all thought. And, as well as a day crammed with lovely memories, I was given a souvenir of a piece of the same steel from which the keel was cut. Wish I could be around to see my great great etc. grandaughter trying to get it valued on Antiques Roadshow in a few hundred years :)
We caught a water taxi straight back to the airport, boarded the 10.50 plane home and zonked. The hotel bed in the Gatwick Hilton was a very welcome sight... but I could have quite happily stayed in Venice and woken up there. My next aim is to do exactly that. So - always wanted to say that I was 'jetting off to Venice for the day' and now I have. Perfect day - thanks to P & O for inviting me to share such a lovely experience and I look forward to sailing in the 'new baby'. After all, I knew her when she was nowt but a twinkle in the shipyard's eye :) Milly x
The lovely Michael and KeithEven at that time in the morning, we were off to Venice - how could anyone be grumpy? The strong Starbucks coffees helped. Flight was fab - we landed in Italy to clear blue skies and sunshine (you know that yellow thing that occasionally makes a flash appearance here). Then it was off to the Fincantieri shipyard near Trieste after the briefest glimpse of the lovely canals of Venice. The countryside was stunning - fields ablaze with red poppies. And oozing with Pinot Grigio grape plants. I shall be seeing those little fruits when they're a bit older and sitting in bottles ;) We were there for the keel laying ceremony - the first block of the ship laid, the start of a new sailing life. In years to come, when it's sailing towards me, I'll be able to say 'I saw that being built'... just like my old grandad did because he worked on the Queen Mary when she was built on the Clyde.
Thank you for matching the hardhat to my outfit...and the bus! Very thoughtful - P & O.
Michael, resplendent in his virginal white hardhat.
Speeches are made in English and Italian, anthems are played, a Priest blesses the keel and then it is swung into place - all 500 tons of it - at the press of a button from Carol. What you might not know, as I didn't, is that the ship will be built like a huge jigsaw puzzle - all the pieces are pre-formed so they can be slotted together and welded firm. And when you see the hole in the ground that the ship will fill... you realise just how big this girl is going to be.
A big chunk of keel
This is half the hole which the ship will fill
Carol and David looking happy because it's quite simply a perfect day and a jolly ceremony. Everyone is smiling.
Milly and Father 'Keith' Christmas Then what could be better than to go and seal the ceremony with some Prosecco and the most fabulous buffet ever. Whoever made this cake should be canonised!
This ship is going to be the biggest one made for the British cruising market and, if it does what P & O promise and steals all the best features from its gorgeous ships, then it really will be the best. Just as long as it sells Ice Wine... then I'll be happy. We had big discussions about Peller's Cuvee Ice Wine yesterday... if you haven't tried it... oh you must! Slurp.co.uk - you need to stock up! I saw the new Royal Princess ship in the yard too - one which, fittingly, Kate Middleton will name and be the Godmother of. I hear ...shhh... Natasha Bedingfield will be trilling at the ceremony! After that lovely, buzzing, international buffet full of gorgeous Italian hams and little pots of rice and delicious chicken and bean dishes and... well, one of the tastiest buffets my figure has ever had the misfortune to encounter, we climbed back on the bus to celebrate in style. In sunny, gorgeous Venice, catching a water taxi down the canals to our destination in San Marco.
Travelling down the canals of Venice is an absolute joy And when in Venice, and you have a special toast to perform... where better to go than the famous Harry's Bar for Bellinis. I must confess, it's a place I have always wanted to go but never managed to find. No wonder - it's so understated from the outside with only etching on its glass doors to tell you it's there.
Inside it's quite small and the sort of place you might expect Hercule Poirot to frequent.
A Proscecco and Peach Bellini. If you're in Venice - you just have to...
Harry's Bar is next door to this place - our dining venue for the evening: The Monaco Grand Canal. (just to the left of St Mark's Square if you're looking at it from this angle). A building not unlike a Tardis - this hotel is so deep, I never found the back of it! And sitting at the table... this was my view...
The evening menu... as modelled by the lovely Keith...
Well, I just can't tell you how gorgeous it all was. The food was exquisite, the wine was as beautiful as the view and the company was fabulous. I've always wanted to have dinner in Venice and it excelled all my expectations. The sun blessed us, squeezing its every last drop out for us, shining brightly on the buildings and the water, just making a very special day totally and utterly perfect. It boded well for the new ship, we all thought. And, as well as a day crammed with lovely memories, I was given a souvenir of a piece of the same steel from which the keel was cut. Wish I could be around to see my great great etc. grandaughter trying to get it valued on Antiques Roadshow in a few hundred years :)
We caught a water taxi straight back to the airport, boarded the 10.50 plane home and zonked. The hotel bed in the Gatwick Hilton was a very welcome sight... but I could have quite happily stayed in Venice and woken up there. My next aim is to do exactly that. So - always wanted to say that I was 'jetting off to Venice for the day' and now I have. Perfect day - thanks to P & O for inviting me to share such a lovely experience and I look forward to sailing in the 'new baby'. After all, I knew her when she was nowt but a twinkle in the shipyard's eye :) Milly x
December 6, 2012
A Very Apie Ending for the Rugby Lads :)
Our Race Night was a great success thanks to a whole host of people – those who supported us with their presence, who gave us discounted pies, who sponsored races and events and donated raffle prizes. Thanks to them all we raised over £900 for our under 13 and under 14s rugby lads for well needed kit and essentials.
This blog is giving a huge thanks to those lovely people and local businesses who helped us have a great night. I use most of these businesses myself and can vouch for them (especially the restaurants and Jesse at Russell Eaton) so please have a poke around the links and give them some business.
Aroma – the café ‘up the Frank Bird Arcade’ that transforms into a fab Tapas Eaterie on Friday and Saturday nights . Watch out for their live music nights too – a real treat. Check out their menus on site. Smashing range of food and a real treat.
Bannatynes gym – who donated a spa voucher. I’m a member! Lovely gym and pool and the snack bar is to die for – though I’m sure that shouldn’t be my priority. The Spa is wonderful . Yummy massages!
Beatson House – oh my… one of my favourite eaterie places. They do the best steak! To my shame (and joy) my OH won one of the prizes they donated – a three course Sunday lunchl for two with wine. I told him to take his mum but if he does, he’s dead. They also supplied some of their gorge Boozy Infusion – which would make a fab pressy if you can resist opening the bottle before you wrap it. Available from Beatson House and also Rob RoydFarm Shop – best meat in Barnsley, lovely café (I have breakfast there a lot) and thanks to them also for the voucher they gave as a prize.
Billingley Christmas Tree Farm – official Christmas tree suppliers to our family, lovely people, lovely pet reindeer and a lovely place to visit. Inspired my book Winter Flame – which I will be selling and signing at BCTF on Saturday 15thDecember 12-2pm if anyone is looking for a last minute prezzie for a hard-to-buy-for auntie.
Brooklands at the ‘Holiday Inn’– another of my favourite eateries. Lovely central location for ‘do’s, I’m there more than I am at home!
Computer Problems of Barnsley – Rob has been a great friend of mine for years and once managed to find a whole book I’d lost AND HADN’T BACKED UP – and for that I am eternally grateful and he’s got my business for life. Friendly service, fair prices, no quibbles. What he doesn’t know about computers, you could write in big letters on a postage stamp
Debbie Viggiano – thanks to the lovely Debbie for sending me one of her books. She is also available to be hired as a JK Rowling lookalike ;)
Diane Stoker –(facebook link) ‘Official’ dress maker. Take her a picture of what you want and she makes it for you – gobsmackingly amazing. AND getting a dress made isn’t as expensive as you might think. And it saves me the soul-destroying trips around Meadowhall and ordeal by changing rooms. Di is a marvel.
Gate Fisheries – ‘Rolands’ - thanks for the fish and chip supper for two.
Gems – thanks for being so generous with vouchers for hairdos and massages. Based on Huddersfield Road they do some lovely packages as treats – even for Mums-to-be. Lovely present having a massage to look forward to after the chaos of Christmas.
Gillian Stapleton – an old friend and a marvel. Beautiful dress-maker and one of our Barnsley treasures that is buried away and should be taken out, polished and displayed. Gillian is a costumer historian – master of a needle and very popular speaker. Have a look at her website and see what she does. And she also makes beautiful hand-made bridal gowns. The very professional and affordable Gillott Builders - thank you. No obligation quotes from people who want to do a good job for a fair price with no one ripping anyone off. If only everyone were the same!HotHouse - wonderful local toiletries (the treat sort), lovely people and makers of the fabulous self-tanning products St Moriz that is the only stuff I can put on without looking a right old streaky mess. Romps over the pricier competitor at beauty award ceremonies :)
Karen Dyson – our deputy mayor, who took a detour to drop off raffle prizes on the night and always a fab supporter of local causes.
Keep Calm and Spray On (facebook link) – a great mobile service that does away with having to sneak home from a salon with flip flops and no bra on. You can be TOWIE coloured in the comfort of your own home or have a lovely subtle tan for a wedding/event. Pop-up booth, no mess. Give her a call for Christmas!
Lucia’s (facebook link) sandwich and catering business is on Doncaster Road and offers a ring up and ‘get-me-sarny-ready-for-pick-up’ service which is great if you don’t want to hang around. Lovely sandwiches and outside catering if you have a special event. Have a look at their services and menus.
Miranda Dickinson – thanks lovely M for sending me a signed book.
Old Vintage Retro (facebook site) - for collectible antiques and some great hark-back to times past. Some fab weird and wonderful 'diamonds in the rough' here :)
Russell Eaton – donated a cut and blow from my hairdresser Jesse – who is the best cutter and dyer I’ve EVER had. I’ve sent lots of friends to him and every one thinks he’s a total find.
Sha'Waddy's – the wonderfully well stocked fancy dress outlet on Sheffield Road, who helped me locate the moustaches for our Movember event. Didn’t know it existed until recently, but well worth a look if you’re partying in costume. Easy to get to and parking right outside.
Shaw Pub – thanks to Dave for hosting the event. We were having trouble finding a venue that wouldn’t bleed us dry (yep and I do mean you ‘local sports club’ – shame on you!) Dave stepped in, let us use the ovens for the grub, his TVs even his DJ for the sound system. As a result we made a great profit for the town lads.
Top Run Motorcycle Training – if you are interested in learning how to ride a motorbike properly and safely from someone who is a very experienced biker and teacher – give Dave a call. He donated a day’s course for some lucky bugger.
Simon and Schuster – my lovely publishers donated a Jesse J signed book and a Sam Faiers signed book – plus lots of sports books which the men were all drooling over!
Unique Hair – thanks to Keely for donating her coiffeuring services.
Yummy Yorkshire – world centre for ice-cream. Spent far too much money up there in their Ingbirchworth café. My favourite is the Trifle ice-cream. It’s in my top 50 flavours.Thank you EVERYONE from Angie 'The Pies', Traz 'The Everything Else' , the young Rugby Lads and myself xxxxxx
