Joshilyn Jackson's Blog, page 41

On and Off The Big Drugs

I have broken up with Lortab. Things were not working out between us. The pills were making my jaw clench and my shoulders feel tight and weird. I also seemed to be MOODIER than usual, which WHO NEEDS THAT? On...

A Word from Judgey McFailerson

I am full of EPIC FAIL over here. Also full of stitches. Also full of delicious Lortab. Remember that little THING IN MY MOUTH ? and the oral surgeon who scared me to death by LOOMING at me and telling...

Better U, Week One

AT LAST! June the Oneth is here. I am about to become Better. Last night, in preparation, I took my kids to see UP in 3D and accidentally strapped a feed-bucket full of candy corn on my head, nom nom...

Re-Direct

Since The Girl Who Stopped Swimming is fresh out in paperback, I am doing some guest blogging. From the guy who brought you The Page 69 Test, comes another groovy concept blog: My Book, the Movie, and it is probably...

Can Birkenstocks Be Far Behind?

I have joined an Organic Farm Vegetable Co-Op. Wow, just SAYING those words, it’s as if I can feel a thick patina of leg hair sprouting, as if I hear the pitter-jingle of little bells creeping upstairs to attach themselves...

Whoops!

I know I said I'd have a contest today, but I have to put it off. Yesterday ended up being slightly FRAUGHT as a friend needed help, AND I forgot it was my day to blog aout my cat's armpit...

Better tUesday: Fitness Before Numbers

Yes, it is BONDAGE TIME at last, but first I have to tell you that it is MAY 26th, and my third novel, THE GIRL WHO STOPPED SWIMMING, launches in paperback today, just in time for poolside reading. There it...

Winners (and Line Edit Losers)

I hope you are having an excellent long weekend with cookouts and Memorialness and not rain. Fifteen years ago, on a much sunnier Memorial Day Weekend, I did something SO SMART and so condusive to my long-range happiness and SO...

A Drive by Blogging

1) To answer suh-suh-suh-somethin’ from the comments, OH HELLSYA you may steal my buttons if you are Better Uing and want to pop em up on your own blog. ALSO, if you are planning to BLOG your progress every week...

Better Tuesday: Revelations

For those coming late to the party, I am prepping to begin BetterU, a 12 week makeover that probably won’t do a DERN thing about my shapeless eyebrows and total lack of fashion sense (Clinton? Stacey??), but could save my...