Biff Mitchell's Blog: Writing Hurts Like Hell
May 4, 2025
Book Warning
Normally, you would expect books of short fiction and not-poems to be connected by similar themes boring you a hundred different ways through reams prose and not-poetry with the same message strangling every word and image with endless variations on the same theme.
Not this book.
This book will scatter your mind over a jagged bed theme avoidance like ice and fire.
And you’ll never be that same.
How To Get Your Copy
The Amazon Canada price on the print version of this book is atrocious. I suggest you get the ebook version and, if you don’t have a Kindle, then download the free Kindle reader to your phone or tablet. (Download the app here: https://tinyurl.com/yc86ksb8)
(BTW, the print version seems to have disappeared from Amazon Canada. You can order from other venues through the publisher at: https://books2read.com/u/3L2rWM)
Amazon .COM, Barnes & Noble, Apple and just about every other platform are much less a kick in the balls than Amazon.ca.
You can read more about the book here: https://biffmitchell.com/ocean
Not this book.
This book will scatter your mind over a jagged bed theme avoidance like ice and fire.
And you’ll never be that same.
How To Get Your Copy
The Amazon Canada price on the print version of this book is atrocious. I suggest you get the ebook version and, if you don’t have a Kindle, then download the free Kindle reader to your phone or tablet. (Download the app here: https://tinyurl.com/yc86ksb8)
(BTW, the print version seems to have disappeared from Amazon Canada. You can order from other venues through the publisher at: https://books2read.com/u/3L2rWM)
Amazon .COM, Barnes & Noble, Apple and just about every other platform are much less a kick in the balls than Amazon.ca.
You can read more about the book here: https://biffmitchell.com/ocean
Published on May 04, 2025 18:44
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crazyman, humor, magicalrealism, satire, serializedstory, speculativefiction, surreal
March 31, 2024
The Spring 2024 newsletter from artist/photographer Biff Mitchell
Featuring an article on vulnerability by my AI buddy, Serenity Waters
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Published on March 31, 2024 12:39
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aiarticle, aibuddy, art, biffmitchell, crazyman, existentialadventures, freenewsletter, inkdrawings, photograpy, writerartistnewsletter
March 20, 2024
Episode 160: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, meet the stairway to heaven.
(CAUTION: Maintenance is key to heaven.)
Click here to see the old door.
https://crazymanadventures.com/wp-con...
(CAUTION: Maintenance is key to heaven.)
Click here to see the old door.
https://crazymanadventures.com/wp-con...
Published on March 20, 2024 13:40
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biffmitchell, crazy, existential, humor, magicalrealism, satire, speculativefiction, stairwaytoheaven
March 10, 2024
Episode 158: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper
Episode 158: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, confront thoughts and ideas.
(NOTE: It’s time to consider possibilities.)
https://existentialadventures88501343...
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, confront thoughts and ideas.
(NOTE: It’s time to consider possibilities.)
https://existentialadventures88501343...
Published on March 10, 2024 12:19
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biffmitchell, crazy, existential, humor, magicalrealism, satire, speculativefiction
February 28, 2024
Episode 157: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, cross time and concepts.
(NOTE: Nothing to get steamed up about.)
https://existentialadventures88501343...
(NOTE: Nothing to get steamed up about.)
https://existentialadventures88501343...
Published on February 28, 2024 13:16
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crazyman, humor, magicalrealism, satire, serializedstory, speculativefiction, surreal
January 24, 2024
Art in the Time of COVID: My Story
For some it might a have been a single piece of work: a drawing or poem. For others maybe a series of works. Or maybe just a change in perspective. It would be interesting to hear some of these stories.
So I invite you to write, draw, paint, sculpt, perform, make music, photograph, video tape or just quietly express a moment about how COVID affected you as an artist or affected your art in a meaningful way. Click here for more details on this in my COVID story:
https://biffmitchell.files.wordpress....
But let’s get those stories out before they’re forgotten.
BTW…feel free to share this post or forward it to someone you think might be interested.
So I invite you to write, draw, paint, sculpt, perform, make music, photograph, video tape or just quietly express a moment about how COVID affected you as an artist or affected your art in a meaningful way. Click here for more details on this in my COVID story:
https://biffmitchell.files.wordpress....
But let’s get those stories out before they’re forgotten.
BTW…feel free to share this post or forward it to someone you think might be interested.
Published on January 24, 2024 17:09
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anapproachtoart, art, artandcovid, covid-mystory, covidstories, pandemicart
January 14, 2024
Episode 156: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, have a shitty experience.
(NOTE: Not everything behind the door is good.)
https://crazymanadventures.com/
(NOTE: Not everything behind the door is good.)
https://crazymanadventures.com/
Published on January 14, 2024 17:42
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crazyman, humor, magicalrealism, satire, serializedstory, speculativefiction, surreal
January 7, 2024
Episode 154: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, Feel Like They’re Being Watched
(WARNING: Not all lilies are lilies.)
https://existentialadventures88501343...
(WARNING: Not all lilies are lilies.)
https://existentialadventures88501343...
Published on January 07, 2024 16:13
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crazyman, humor, magicalrealism, satire, serializedstory, speculativefiction, surreal
December 14, 2023
Episode 154: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, See the Oneness of the Empty Bottle
(WARNING: Don’t sign the petition.)
Click below to get waxed.
https://existentialadventures88501343...
(WARNING: Don’t sign the petition.)
Click below to get waxed.
https://existentialadventures88501343...
Published on December 14, 2023 17:47
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crazyman, humor, magicalrealism, satire, serializedstory, speculativefiction, surreal
December 6, 2023
Episode 153: The Existential Adventures of Crazy Man and the Dog, Sidestepper
Wherein Crazy Man and the dog, Sidestepper, visit the Single’s Only Seagull Social Club
(WARNING: Gulls just wanna have fun.)
Click below to see who’s invited.
https://crazymanadventures.com/
(WARNING: Gulls just wanna have fun.)
Click below to see who’s invited.
https://crazymanadventures.com/
Published on December 06, 2023 17:26
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crazyman, humor, magicalrealism, satire, serializedstory, speculativefiction, surreal
Writing Hurts Like Hell
Writing Hurts Like Hell is a workshop taught by Biff Mitchell for a decade through the University of New Brunswick's College of Extended Learning. Held mostly off-campus in coffee shops, bars, studios
Writing Hurts Like Hell is a workshop taught by Biff Mitchell for a decade through the University of New Brunswick's College of Extended Learning. Held mostly off-campus in coffee shops, bars, studios, hot tubs, parks and mall food courts, the workshop focussed more on becoming a writer than learning how to right by teaching aspiring writers how to see, feel, hear, smell and taste the world the way a writer does.
The workshop also examined, mostly through discussion, topics such as how to present violence to match the story, write sex scenes that aren't pornography (unless, of course, the book is pornography), write humor and use foul language convincingly.
The workshop is currently available in print and ebook formats. Just Google Writing Hurts Like Hell by Biff Mitchell. ...more
The workshop also examined, mostly through discussion, topics such as how to present violence to match the story, write sex scenes that aren't pornography (unless, of course, the book is pornography), write humor and use foul language convincingly.
The workshop is currently available in print and ebook formats. Just Google Writing Hurts Like Hell by Biff Mitchell. ...more
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