S. Evan Townsend's Blog, page 51
March 1, 2018
Alone

The next prompt is "Weird things you do when alone."
Well, the reason I do them when I'm alone is because I want to keep them private. Seems logical.
When I'm alone, I talk to my son's cat, Lily. But I do that when I'm not alone, too. We discuss metaphysical subjects, like if a rattly ball is as fun as my iPhone earbuds to play with.
I google random stuff to see what comes up. This is sort of like when I was a kid and I read the encyclopedia for fun.
Probably the weirdest thing I do when I'm alone is writing. I know, I know, as Robert Heinlein said:
"Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards."So those are the weird things I do when alone. How about you? Anything you'll admit to? Let me know in the comments below.
Published on March 01, 2018 06:00
February 23, 2018
The Speculative Fiction Cantina is Over

The Speculative Fiction Cantina started on October 10, 2014. Since then we've done 177 episiodes, 165 of them live. I estimate we've had about 300 authors as guests. Hard numbers are difficult to come up with because occasionally guests wouldn't show up.
We had three special episodes. One with author/rocket scientist, one with an academic expert on science fiction, and one with a literary agent.
I even had a man who had written two books about how science fiction affected World War II.
It was usually a lot of fun, but every now and then guests would be talk too little or too much, have boring readings and/or read poorly. Or sometimes guests couldn't or wouldn't follow simple instructions.
While I'll miss the show, I won't miss the work it took to produce and host it. I'm not sure what I'm going to do with all my new free time.
Published on February 23, 2018 06:00
February 22, 2018
If I Were an Animal

(depending on how many I skip).
Today's prompt is: "If you were an animal, what animal would you be and why?"
So years and years ago when I was in grade school in Idaho Falls, Idaho (Theresa Bunker Elementary) a teacher asked the same question. And I said, "An eagle." Some boy piped up, "That's not an animal, that's a bird." I replied, "Birds are animals." (Even then I was insufferable.) I was, of course, right.
So, what's my answer now, some 50 years or so later?
Same answer: an eagle. For two reasons.
One: I've never had good eyesight. Well, a short time (couple of years) after I got LASIK my eyesight was pretty good. Then it started deteriorating. Turns out I had Kerataconus (read more here). Since then, even though I underwent an experimental treatment to fix it, my eyesight has always been marginal.
Eagles are reputed to have excellent eyesight. I would love that.
Two: I want to fly. Not on a plane, but to fly like an eagle. I think that would be the most fun thing in the world. I envy birds that ability, especially the big ones such as eagles.
The one downside: eating raw mice and fish. I think I could get used to that.
So, I want to fly like an eagle.
What animal would you like to be? Tell me in the comments below.
Published on February 22, 2018 06:00
February 16, 2018
The Speculative Fiction Cantina with Pamela K. Kinney and Judith D. Howell

Today on the Speculative Fiction Cantina we are pleased to welcome writers Pamela K. Kinney and Judith D. Howell.

Pamela K. Kinney gave up long ago trying not to listen to the voices in her head and has written bestselling horror, fantasy. science fiction, poetry, and nonfiction ghost books ever since. Three of her nonfiction ghost books garnered Library of Virginia nominations. Her horror short story, “Bottled Spirits,” was runner up for the 2013 WSFA Small Press Award and is considered one of the seven best genre short fiction for that year. Her latest fiction is her first self-published venture, an urban fantasy novel, How the Vortex Changed My Life, that released September 2017.
Pamela's Books:

How the Vortex Changed My Life
Paranormal Petersburg, Virginia, and the Tri-Cities Area (nonfiction)
"Silence" (short story in an anthology)
Pamela's Links:
Website
Blog
Judith D. Howell

Judith's Books:

Swamp Rites
Swamp Legacy
Swamp Inheritance (coming)
Judith's Links:
From Today's Program: No Alien Megastructure Around Distant Star.
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Published on February 16, 2018 06:00
February 15, 2018
RadCon Schedule
Starting tomorrow I will be at RadCon in Pasco, Washington. This science fiction and fantasy convention is the premier con in Central Washington. It might be the only con.
If they don't change my schedule (like they did last year), here are the panels I'll be on:
Friday:
The Miracle of Critique
5:45 - 6:45 PM
Room 2209
Avoid these Grammar Mistakes
7:00 - 8:00 PM
Room 2205
Saturday:
Alternate History and Social Justice/Injustice
12:45 - 1:45 PM
Room 2207
The Best Writing Advice I was Ever Given
3:15 - 4:15 PM
Room 2209
Book Signing
5:00 - 6:00 PM
Mercantile Table
Sunday:
To Outline or Not to Outline, That is the Question
11:30 AM - 12:30 PM
Room 2203
Come on down, I would love to see you there!
If they don't change my schedule (like they did last year), here are the panels I'll be on:
Friday:
The Miracle of Critique
5:45 - 6:45 PM
Room 2209
Avoid these Grammar Mistakes
7:00 - 8:00 PM
Room 2205
Saturday:
Alternate History and Social Justice/Injustice
12:45 - 1:45 PM
Room 2207
The Best Writing Advice I was Ever Given
3:15 - 4:15 PM
Room 2209
Book Signing
5:00 - 6:00 PM
Mercantile Table
Sunday:
To Outline or Not to Outline, That is the Question
11:30 AM - 12:30 PM
Room 2203
Come on down, I would love to see you there!
Published on February 15, 2018 06:00
February 9, 2018
The Speculative Fiction Cantina with Diana Savastano and Dianna Gunn

Today on the Speculative Fiction Cantina we welcome writers Diana Savastano and Dianna Gunn.
Diana Savastano

Diana's Books:

The Marker
Winds of Pood Book 1 and Book 2 (Middle Grade)
The Princess Who Loved to Swim (Children's Chapter Book)
Diana's Links:
Website

Dianna Gunn is a freelance writer by day and a fantasy author by night. Her first YA fantasy novella, Keeper of the Dawn, was released through The Book Smugglers Publishing in April 2017. She also blogs about creativity, books and life at www.thedabbler.ca

Dianna's Book:
Keeper of the Dawn
Dianna's Links:
Website/Blog
YouTube
From today's program: Go Underground to Find Life on Mars, Some Scientists Say.
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Published on February 09, 2018 06:00
February 8, 2018
Somewhere I'd like to Move to.

The next prompt is: "Your favorite OTP." I don't know what that means. I googled it. I still don't know what it means.
So the next prompt is "Talk about your siblings." I have an older sister and an older brother. That was easy.
So the next prompt is "Somewhere you'd like to move or visit."
I talked about places I'd like to visit here.
So what about places I'd like to live?
I've actually been thinking about moving. But to where is the problem. Washington State (where I live) is slowly turning into California (not the good things about California, either). So I thought about moving to Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. It's a beautiful place on a lovely lake (although real estate on the lake is very expensive). And it's not too far from Spokane so you'd have a near-by medium-sized city. And I wouldn't be far from family, most of whom live in Washington.
Another option was Sandpoint, Idaho. Again, a nice area on a nice lake. Farther from Spokane, however. But I suspect the real estate might be cheaper. Downside is, it gets a lot of snow in winter.
Then I looked into Idaho taxes and they are high, surprisingly high. I would pay a lot more in taxes if I lived there. And the weather in Northern Idaho is pretty harsh in the winter.
Because of winter, I thought about moving south of the 37th Parallel but that would mean California (yuck), Arizona (too dry), New Mexico (yuck), or Texas (I refuse to live east of there). But last year's hurricanes sort of ruled out southern Texas. I suppose there's Oklahoma, but A) yuck and B) tornadoes.
Texas has the advantage of low taxes (and no income taxes). Texas also has higher speed limits (they need them) up to 85 mph.
I have looked at Lubbock, Texas. It's north enough not to get hurricanes but there's still tornadoes. It's a medium sized city, about like Spokane, maybe a little bigger. Don't know if I could handle the lack of mountains. And my wife is totally against moving far away from our and her families.
So I've thought about living in the Spokane area. My wife complains that that is "even farther" from our oldest son. And that would still be in Washington and who knows what idiotic thing will pass as a ballot initiative next. Or get through the legislature. It's a conundrum.
Where would you like to live? Let me know in the comments below.
Published on February 08, 2018 06:00
February 2, 2018
The Speculative Fiction Cantina with J.D. Horn and Larry Kilham

Today on the Speculative Fiction Cantina we are pleased to welcome writers J.D. Horn and Larry Kilham.

J.D. Horn, the highly praised and Wall Street Journal bestselling author of the Witching Savannah series, now debuts a new contemporary fantasy series, Witches of New Orleans. A world traveler and student of French and Russian literature, Horn also has an MBA in international business and formerly held a career as a financial analyst before turning his talent to crafting chilling stories and unforgettable characters. His novels have received global attention and have been translated in more than half a dozen languages. Originally from Tennessee, he currently splits his time between San Francisco and Palm Springs with his spouse, Rich.
J.D.'s Books

The King of Bones and Ashes
Shivaree
"Witching Savannah Series"
J.D.'s Links
Website
Blog

Larry Kilham is an award-winning author who has traveled extensively overseas for over twenty years. He worked in several large international companies and started and sold two high-tech ventures. He received a B.S. in engineering from the University of Colorado and a M.S. in management from MIT. Larry has written books about creativity and invention, artificial intelligence and digital media, travel overseas, and four novels with an AI theme. He and his wife Betsy live in Santa Fe, New Mexico.
Larry's Books:

Free Will Odyssey
Shades of Truth (nonfiction)
The Digital Rabbit Hole (nonfiction)
Larry's Links:
Website
Blog
From Today's Program: Lightning is a natural particle accelerator.
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Published on February 02, 2018 06:00
February 1, 2018
Dinner Party

This is kind of a challenge, but:
1) Gandalf (fictional character). Not sure why he came first to mind. But I'd love to meet him. Plus we can have fireworks after dinner.
2) Robert Heinlein (dead; writer). Pretty much my favorite all-time science fiction writer.
3) Isaac Asimov (dead; writer). Another one of my favorite science fiction writers. And I'd love to see him and Heinlein debate politics and economics (they are diametrically opposed).
4) Charlene "Charlie" Jones (fictional character). See here.
5) Selena Gomez (celebrity). See here.
6) F. A. Hayek (dead; economist). To debate economics with:
7) John Maynard Keynes (dead; economist).
8) William F. Buckley (dead; writer, intellectual, and many other things). To moderate all these debates.
9) Fabiola Gianotti (scientist). The head scientist at CERN.
10) And I guess I'd better invite my wife or she'll be mad at me.
What do you think of my list? Let me know in the comments below.
Published on February 01, 2018 06:00
January 26, 2018
The Speculative Fiction Cantina with Nathan R. Morgan and Mike Bergonzi

Today on the Speculative Fiction Cantina we are pleased to welcome writers Nathan R. Morgan and Mike Bergonzi.

Author Nathan R. Morgan has had the talent to write ever since he was a young child. His parents were very supportive and recognized this in him, so they signed him up for things such as writing camps. Nathan’s interest in writing since such a young age has led him to have a dream of becoming an author. He decided to take it upon himself and do what he loves, and he wrote his first novel over a summer break and through that same fall. Nathan excels in his academic studies, absolutely loves to go fishing, loves his family and friends dearly, loves to travel, likes to go camping, and has a very strong work ethic that was apparent throughout his entire life. He also knows that God had blessed him very much, and he’s made it his mission to share God’s love with others.

Nathan's Book:
Nothing is as it Seems
Nathan's Links:
Website
Mike Bergonzi
Mike Bergonzi holds a degree in mass communications. He currently resides in Champaign-Urbana, where he’s employed by the city’s local PBS station (WILL-TV) as a camera operator. Such shows he’s worked on include over 100 episodes of Mid-American Gardner and Illinois Pioneers. Michael has also worked on the 2014 and 2016 District 13 Congressional debates in Illinois. While he’s not working in television production, he volunteers at Stevie Jay Broadcasting—a local radio station in the area. His duties include mixing the Brother Johnny and Mike Ditka podcast on ESPNCU.com. Other podcasts he’s worked on include Pendant Production’s Seminar series as the Director of episodes 37-39 and the mixer for Mike Murphy’s Strange Stories “The Touch,” from Misfit’s Audio.

Moon and Star: Book One
Moon and Star: Book Two
Moon and Star: The Complete First Saga (First two books combined)
Mike's Links:
Website
Blog
From Today's Program: Space Dust Can Transport Life.
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Published on January 26, 2018 06:00