S. Evan Townsend's Blog, page 131
December 31, 2012
Flash Fiction

Lyra thought she heard a sound off in the woods. The beautiful girl loved to explore the dark and foreboding forest despite her mother's warning.
"You never know what you'll find in the forest, Lyra," her mother would admonish, drying her hands on her ever-present apron.
But Lyra wouldn't listen. She'd made many friends in the forest: deer, rabbits, birds. She knew to watch for the signs of a wolf or bear and avoid those areas. She would put her tracking skills up against any hunter in the village.
But this was a new sound, something she'd never heard before. She turned, her blue eyes trying to pierce the foliage to ascertain the sound's source. Walking carefully on leather turnshoes, she stepped closer and closer, the sounds guiding her flawlessly. Coming to a clearing in the dense wood, she gasped. Before her was a creature that only lived in legend, myth, and fairytale: a unicorn.
It was said that only virgin girls could approach the elusive horned beast. At aged seventeen and a bit of a tom boy, that was not an issue for Lyra. She softly, slowly, stepped into the clearing, the sun rays lighting up the alabaster hide of the unicorn, it's long horn on its forehead opalescent in the warm light as if it were made not of horn but some magical material like the jewels the ladies of the village sometimes wore.
Lyra accidentally stepped on a small twig but the breaking sound seemed to boom in the clearing. The unicorn turned with unimaginable speed and looked at her, its eyes registering its displeasure. It galloped toward the girl, the sound reverberating through the soil as it lowered its head, pointing the sharp horn right at Lyra's breast.
The girl took in a sharp breath but could not move. She knew she was to die here, now, painfully. She knew deep sadness and grief in the few seconds the unicorn took to cross the clearing. If she had to die, this was they way she wanted it to be.
The beast bore down on her, not hesitating, not flinching, the horn aimed for her heart. At the last moment, too fast almost for Lyra to react, the animal turned, and rammed the horn into the bear that had been stalking Lyra. The brown beast howled with anger and pain as it was impaled on that horn. Blood ran down the horn, staining the unicorn's hide red. Lyra could only watch, amazed that this unicorn had saved her life.
The unicorn tossed its head and flung the bear away into the woods. Lyra heard it crashing against branches and found herself hoping it was already dead.
The unicorn backed up a few feet, whinnied, and looked at Lyra. That's when she noticed it, too, had blue eyes.
A thought came into her head: "Go, and tell no one."
Lyra nodded, turned so fast her blonde hair got caught in some branches. She ignored the pain as she ran from the clearing.
And she never told anyone.
Published on December 31, 2012 16:15
December 30, 2012
Sunday Six: Battle Preperations

The helicopter landed at the Romanian Land Forces' temporary headquarters ten kilometers east of Hunedoara, just outside a small village called Orasul Nou. The tents and vehicles were lined up in a farmer's field next to a river. We had no idea how far the necromancers would be watching for threats and we hoped ten kilometers, or just over six miles, was far enough away. The Militia was stopping any civilians from leaving or entering the city. That in and of itself might arouse suspicions, but I thought the necromancers might not be paying much attention to the civilian population…at least I hoped.
The RLF had split its tank brigade in two: fifteen tanks north of the city, fifteen south with the "command tank."
Published on December 30, 2012 08:00
December 29, 2012
Snoqualmie Pass
Not only am I a bit of a weather buff but I'm also a bit of a geography nerd.
The other day (okay, Thursday) I was driving to Seattle. Between where I live and Seattle is the Cascade Mountain Range. So you have to go over a "pass." The lowest pass in Washington State (other than the Columbia River Gorge) is Snoqualmie Pass (where Interstate 90 crosses the mountains).
Now Snoqualmie Pass is only 3,022 feet above sea level. Growing up in the high mountain valleys of Idaho, this doesn't seem very high. It's lower than the Snake River Valley at Idaho Falls (4,700 feet). Last summer I went over a pass in Idaho at 7,161 feet (that's higher than the highest point east of the Mississippi). So Snoqualmie Pass isn't that high. But what it is is very close to the ocean. As Wikipeadia says:
(if you can't read the orange sign it says "All Vehicles: Chains Required"). That means you have to put chains on your drive tires for traction.
The State Patrol bases their requirements (it seems) on the lowest common denominator: the Seattle driver who can't drive in snow. On the day pictured above, there was no need for chains; the road was not that bad. But the State Patrol decided they were needed. And it's a $500 fine if you get caught with out them.
So while Snoqualmie Pass isn't that high, it is snowy.
And it's higher than the highest point in these states: Alabama, Arkansas, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Louisiana, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, New Jersey, Ohio, Rhode Island, and Wisconsin.
Oh, and Thursday when I drove over the pass: bare and wet, no restrictions.
The other day (okay, Thursday) I was driving to Seattle. Between where I live and Seattle is the Cascade Mountain Range. So you have to go over a "pass." The lowest pass in Washington State (other than the Columbia River Gorge) is Snoqualmie Pass (where Interstate 90 crosses the mountains).
Now Snoqualmie Pass is only 3,022 feet above sea level. Growing up in the high mountain valleys of Idaho, this doesn't seem very high. It's lower than the Snake River Valley at Idaho Falls (4,700 feet). Last summer I went over a pass in Idaho at 7,161 feet (that's higher than the highest point east of the Mississippi). So Snoqualmie Pass isn't that high. But what it is is very close to the ocean. As Wikipeadia says:
Snoqualmie Pass as it climbs into the Cascades passes through a micro-climate characterized by considerable precipitation, and at times hazardous conditions for travelers. The annual rainfall is over 100 inches per year, snowfall is over 400 inches per year. The number of days with any measurable precipitation is 170 or more per year.Over 400 inches of snow! That's 33 1/3 feet or a three story building. And all of that has to be removed from the road. Sometimes the plows can't keep up and then this happens:

The State Patrol bases their requirements (it seems) on the lowest common denominator: the Seattle driver who can't drive in snow. On the day pictured above, there was no need for chains; the road was not that bad. But the State Patrol decided they were needed. And it's a $500 fine if you get caught with out them.
So while Snoqualmie Pass isn't that high, it is snowy.
And it's higher than the highest point in these states: Alabama, Arkansas, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Louisiana, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, New Jersey, Ohio, Rhode Island, and Wisconsin.
Oh, and Thursday when I drove over the pass: bare and wet, no restrictions.
Published on December 29, 2012 08:22
December 26, 2012
White Christmas

I was kind of disappointed up until now. We'd had a little snow but it would melt right away and just make the world soggy. But this is genuine, stay on the ground, snow. And stay on the roads, but that can't be helped.
The usual pattern here in Central Washington is for it so snow, melt, snow, melt snow, last a little while, melt, so on and so forth until spring. It's rare we have snow all winter. This year looks no different. But at least we had a white Christmas.
(Did you know the song, "White Christmas," was written by a Jewish Russian immigrant to the U.S.? How's that for diversity and tolerance?)
Published on December 26, 2012 11:13
December 25, 2012
Sunday Six: No Exit

"What the hell are you doing?" a voice growled loudly.
Charlie looked up from the computer to the base of the stairs. Beatty was standing there, dressed in shorts and a tee shirt.
"I said what are you doing down here?" he repeated, moving menacingly toward her.
Charlie looked around. There were no other exits.
Published on December 25, 2012 06:11
December 24, 2012
Christmas Music
It's Christmas time (and Merry Christmas to you!). Time for the annual fight between my wife and me about . . . Christmas music.
It's all my fault. I basically do no like most Christmas music. And the newer and more modern it is, the less I like it. She was just listening to something like this (I can't find the exact thing she was listen to, maybe I have the artist wrong):
And I said, "I'd better leave before that gives me diabetes" which upset her. For some reason she doesn't seem to be able discern the difference between that and this:
(This version drags a little, this is supposed to be a joyous song, not a dirge but this version is too fast. The version I have is almost just about right.).
I got sick of Christmas music when I worked as a disk jockey in the late '70s (yes, I'm dating myself) and we played Christmas music incessantly from Thanksgiving to December 25th. And the sappier it is, the more I dislike it. Whereas the sappier it is, the more my wife seems to like it.
So it's our annual fight. I usually just avoid being around her when she plays that music (I'm doing that now). It helps keep the peace.
P.S.: This is one of the best pieces of music ever.
It's all my fault. I basically do no like most Christmas music. And the newer and more modern it is, the less I like it. She was just listening to something like this (I can't find the exact thing she was listen to, maybe I have the artist wrong):
And I said, "I'd better leave before that gives me diabetes" which upset her. For some reason she doesn't seem to be able discern the difference between that and this:
(This version drags a little, this is supposed to be a joyous song, not a dirge but this version is too fast. The version I have is almost just about right.).
I got sick of Christmas music when I worked as a disk jockey in the late '70s (yes, I'm dating myself) and we played Christmas music incessantly from Thanksgiving to December 25th. And the sappier it is, the more I dislike it. Whereas the sappier it is, the more my wife seems to like it.
So it's our annual fight. I usually just avoid being around her when she plays that music (I'm doing that now). It helps keep the peace.
P.S.: This is one of the best pieces of music ever.
Published on December 24, 2012 12:04
December 23, 2012
Sunday Six: The "Spontaneous " Rally

The door opened and a middle-aged man in a business suit scurried out, closing the door behind him. He was carrying a sheaf of papers.
"What is wrong, Comrade Buscan?" Parasca asked jovially.
Buscan gave a harried scowl at Parasca. "He wants a spontaneous rally tomorrow to protest the invasion."
"A lot of work to prepare for a spontaneous rally," Parasca said, patting the man on the shoulder.
"Yes; now if you'll excuse me, Comrade General."
Published on December 23, 2012 08:00
December 22, 2012
Pre-Christmas Sale: Rock Killer Free

To get you in the mood, here's the trailer for Rock Killer:
Published on December 22, 2012 09:32
December 21, 2012
The Hobbit
Last night I saw The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey . I'm still sorta gathering my thoughts about it. I drove 100 miles (each way) to see it in high frame rate and I gotta tell you, technically it's beautiful. Peter Jackson has a wonderful eye for beauty (and for ugly) and he uses 3D to enhance his movie, not the other way around. It was nice to visit old friends (Blibo, Gandalf, Elrond, and even Frodo makes a brief appearance). I like that they put some of the songs that Tolkien had in the book in the movie (the dish-washing scene/song is pretty funny). As with all Peter Jackson films the CGI is flawless to the point you forget you're watching a CGI character.
But (you knew that was coming), they strayed from Tolkien a lot. They added new characters and new plot Tolkien never devised. The dialogue in some of those scenes clunks badly. I know they are making three movies (why? greed?) so they need more plot than Tolkien provided. Maybe if they'd stuck with two movies, stuck more with Tolkien, it would have been better. They also used any excuse to have a sword fight.
And, I know it's a fantasy, but I doubt even dwarves could fall 100 feet onto rock, groan a bit, and jump up and fight orcs as if nothing happened.
I find myself wondering if I'll pay to see the other two movies in the theater or just wait for them to come out on Blu-ray.
Oh, and this wasn't the film makers' fault but there were 20 minutes of previews before the movie. I found that excessive (especially for a two-and-a-half hour long movie).
Published on December 21, 2012 07:49
December 20, 2012
Winter Driving

Now winter is approaching and I'm also, in my old age, becoming a wimp about driving in snow. I used to be the guy for whom nothing stopped me. I was the guy who drove over Snoqualmie Pass in a Mustang GT without snowtires when the state patrol had chains required and did fine. But lately it's sort of like driving in slick conditions makes me nervous and just doesn't seem like its worth the hassle. Oh, I'll still do it if I have to be somewhere. But I won't enjoy it.
This worries me a bit. Will the time come when I no long want to drive fast? Yesterday I drove to a town about 70 miles away. The pavement was bare and dry the whole way. But for a long time I was stuck behind a cop so I had to do the speed limit. And I was bored to death. So so far I'm not turning into a slow driver on dry pavement. And I still enjoy the occasional burst of felonious velocity, although I haven't had the courage to repeat my highest speed ever (I'll plead the fifth if you ask)(but I have done 155 on a racetrack).
I guess getting old sucks. I do know my reactions have slowed (I don't play video games anymore). But I hope I never become one of those people who drive slow and block traffic.
Published on December 20, 2012 10:21