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JURASSIC PARK’s Dr. Ian Malcolm Has a Pizza Date in Tattoo Form

When your favorite things include Jeff Goldblum, pizza, and raptors, the next natural step is to get a tattoo combining all three elements. That’s what Becky Cousineau did. She’s been a huge Jurassic Park fan since the film’s release, and over a decade ago, she commissioned her friend to draw Dr. Ian Malcolm and a raptor sitting down to share a pizza together. Yes, it’s a ship I’m suddenly all about.

She wanted to get the art as a tattoo and finally tackled the permanent addition this year. She had the sketch redrawn to make it bigger and then worked with tattooist Tom Beste at Eternal Tattoos to get the ink done. Look and love:

Jurassic Pizza with Dr. Ian Malcolm and raptor (Jurassic Park) | Source: Becky Cousineau, inked by Tom Beste at Eternal Tattoos

Want to see more geeky tattoos? Just scroll to the gallery below to see Star Wars-inspired ink and a Harry Potter design.

If you have nerdy ink on your skin or you’re a tattoo artist that applies pop culture, STEM, music, or other nerd-inspired ink (tl;dr: I want to see practically all the tattoos) on a regular basis, then please hit me up because I’d like to highlight you in a future Inked Wednesday gallery. You can get in touch with me via email at alratcliffe@yahoo.com. Send me photos of the tattoos you’d like me to feature (the higher resolution, the better) and don’t forget to let me know the name of your tattoo artist if you have it, as well the name of the shop he or she works out of. If you are the tattoo artist, give me links to your portfolios and/or Instagram accounts so I can share them with our readers.

Featured Image: Becky Cousineau

THE EXPANSE Recap: Peace of Mind is a Luxury No Martian Can Afford

Fair warning: this recap includes spoilers for The Expanse that will force you to say the Latin names of plants—don’t say we didn’t warn you ahead of time!

After “Here There Be Dragons,” there are only two episodes left in the season, so saddle up for a sprint to the finish line. Hopefully we’ll get to play more I Spy with Dr. Strickland (Ted Atherton), whose kidnapping of Mei (Leah Madison Jung) injected a smarmy air to the already-desperate proceedings. No one has ever pocketed a leaf in a more sinister way than Strickland pocketed a leaf after calming his tiny victim down with science.

Hot on their trail, Holden (Steven Strait), Naomi (Dominique Tipper), Dr. Meng (Terry Chen), and Amos (Wes Chatham) headed toward the old station, still calmly wrestling with individual demons. Naomi related to Dr. Meng about losing her own child; Holden related to Amos about using violence (or, really, paying any cost) to stop the Protomolecule from doing more terrible things. Is that what their lives will be about from now on? Endlessly fighting Proto?

As the team continued to chase Atherton and Mei’s Mario Kart ghost, the cascade of station failure continued, meaning that more on Ganymede would be doomed as it headed for the scrap heap. Orbiting behind another moon, Alex (Cas Anvar) sobered up with the shock of an MCRN priority alert for a ship called Karakum that, despite the No Fly Zone put into effect, had clearance to land. In fact, security didn’t want anyone halting the ship’s progress for any reason. Alex’s ears sufficiently perked by the tell-tale signs of a Black Ops mission, his wedding ring gave him the grand idea to use a lot of moons and a ton of gravity (ha) to slingshot down to the surface without burning the engines (and therefore without giving away his position).

Clever pilot.

Holden’s search and rescue team caught the kidnapping science crew at dinner, but things turned ugly, shots were fired, and Amos caught one in the firefight. Why is it always him? They didn’t find Mei in the backroom of horrors, but they found someone else’s child shrinkwrapped in Protomolecule.

As if they didn’t already have enough fire power to deal with, a stealthy hand dumped a grenade into their room, which Amos (clear MVP of the trip) tossed right back, triggering a bizarre amount of yelling and bullets and grinding metal. When they investigate, they discover a storage room and the gigantic absence of something that’s busted loose of its shackles and ripped the hell out of a wall. Umea (Allison Hossack) sneered at them as she died, bragging that they’d made a controlled version of Proto (unlikely?), and that there was a lot more out there (super likely).

Fortunately, that’s when Alex appeared, explaining how he Deus Ex Machina’d everyone and jumping at the specter of the terrifying beast-weapon that killed Gunny Draper’s (Frankie Adams) entire crew. Time to go hunting? Seems like a bad idea.

As an emotional coda, Naomi gave up on fixing the Protomolecule situation (probably smart money) and went with Melissa, Amos, and the Somnambulist to help get people off the failing station.

Back on Earth, Draper got dressed down by Captain Martens (Peter Outerbridge), who told her she wasn’t a soldier following her field trip to the beach (he meant to say “Marine”). This tactic seemed doomed from the start: browbeating a talented member of your team who’s starting to question your guidance and leadership. The argument had a real Baby Boomer vs Millennial flavor to it, too, with the wrinkled babysitter blathering about her generation being soft, simply because she was trying to do the right thing.

So it was pretty cool when Draper beat the ever-loving snot out of the guy until he gave up doubleplustopsecret intelligence. Make no mistake, Martens was a weak, sniveling loser. In the recording he showed Draper, we got to see the beast-weapon of Project Caliban, proving to the distraught sergeant that her team was, in fact, slaughtered for a product beta test. Naturally, Draper ran, and then requested political asylum in what must be the most incendiary completion to a narrative arc yet. The dedicated warrior switching sides.

On the custodial front, Errinwright (Shawn Doyle) proposed using the eldest Mao daughter, Clarissa, to smoke out Jules-Pierre (François Chau). Avasarala, in turn, warned him that he would be the focal point of the Eros hearings. He acted so contrite. Was it genuine? Or is it just a seasoned player recognizing that he ended up on the wrong side of the game and accepting it? Or was Errinwright positioning himself in front of Avasarala’s pity cannon?

As if conjured by his name being repeated three times, Mao popped his head in with a message to Avasarala requesting a face-to-face meeting. Is it a trap? Duh. It’s definitely a trap, so Avasarala accepted. Lucky day, indeed.

On the edge of Venus, the Arbogast crew decided it was time for a new map, plotting a way to get their weak-shielded drones to the surface to see what’s going on down there. It work, and the drone feed revealed a gorgeous, craggy mountain of Protomolecule.

Great news, everyone.

SOME STRAY THOUGHTS:

If you need sacrificial lambs, maybe don’t choose the best Marines. Choose the second best. The best is only going to bloody your nose when you fail to kill her.
Woo, girl, they’ve given Alex some really cheesy lines to deliver this season.
They also gave him a super cool video game to play in order to stay on the complicated flight path toward Ganymede’s surface. It’s an insane technological age, and he’s lining up between colored squares.
Is it time to invest in the company that makes “Misko and Marisko”

Images: NBC/SyFy

THE MAGICIANS Recap: Julia and Margo Risk It All In ‘The Rattening’

Warning: the following recap contains spoilers from Wednesday’s episode of The Magicians , “The Rattening.” It is a recap, after all! Don’t say we didn’t warn you …

Let’s hear it for the ladies this week on The Magicians! 

Both Julia and Margo stepped up to the plate to right their past wrongs, despite the sacrifices it meant they had to make. It was pretty impressive for both of them, since they’ve been looking out for No. 1 all season. Seeing them both put their friends ahead of their own lives was a major turning point for both characters. Now, there’s no telling if they actually succeeded in their respective gambles, but for the time being, they get brownie points for trying. Let’s get to recapping “The Rattening,” shall we?

Julia and Quentin ventured to the underworld to try and find her Shade, and as soon as they arrived, Julia ran into Richard … the real Richard, not the meat suit that Reynard currently wears. It was good to see that he found peace, somewhat (he’s still trying to locate his son in the underworld, but no one will help him since he was technically complicit in his death).

Richard helped Julia and Quentin get to Elysium, where all the disconnected Shades go to make little miracles happen in the real world for all of eternity. While they were there, Julia saw a portrait of Persephone, Hades’ wife, hanging on the wall, and realized that Persephone was actually Our Lady Underground … aka the benevolent god Julia, Kady, Richard and their hedge witch friends were trying to summon when Reynard hijacked their circle and got free. Apparently both Persephone and Hades have been AWOL for a long time, and I’m betting that this little tidbit of knowledge is going to come in play in the future. Will Julia end up on a quest to find and save Hades and Persephone? I’d be into that. But I’m getting ahead of myself.

Julia finally reunited with her Shade, and Quentin ran into none other than Alice’s Shade. You guys, I think I teared up a little too much seeing Alice’s Shade and Quentin’s genuine happiness at seeing each other, and to hear Julia’s Shade tell Julia that Alice’s Shade talked about Quentin all the time. Too sweet. More tears came when Quentin realized the reason he couldn’t make a spell work to bring (the real) Alice back in the real world was because her Shade was trapped in Elysium. He was doomed to fail from the start.

Seeing Quentin’s heart break again while saying goodbye to Shade Alice, Julia made a decision that redeemed all her previous questionable actions (at least, in my book she did). Instead of taking her own Shade with her as she and Quentin made their escape from the underworld, she took Alice’s Shade instead. She gave up her own happiness to bring back the one piece of the puzzle he needed to bring the real Alice back. She’ll never get another chance to save her own Shade, dooming herself to an eternity without it. Whoa. I was not expecting that. And to think that Julia made that decision even without her Shade or her feelings or empathy! Doubly impressive.

Meanwhile, a ton of Fillorians and Lorians turned into rats on Eliot and King Idri’s wedding day, and the fairies claimed that they didn’t do it. But that didn’t stop Margo from confessing to Eliot about her deal with the fairies and how that led to pregnant Fen getting kidnapped when he put truth serum in everyone’s wine to find out their secrets. Poor Eliot. You could literally see his trust in Margo shatter in that moment. Tears in his eyes, he sent her to the dungeons for her betrayal. But she managed to get her hands on a potion while in her cell that would transport her to the fairy realm, although very few ever made it back alive. Putting her own life on the line, she drank the potion and vanished, hoping to bring Fen back to Eliot. Another selfless act from a usually selfish person! I can’t handle all this sacrificing.

And after rat Josh turned back into regular Josh, he gave Eliot the bright idea to bring Democracy to Fillory as a way to save the kingdom. Josh is just full of surprises this season. But Eliot somehow got kicked out of Fillory after that “bright idea” and ended up back in the Physical Kids’ cottage at Brakebills, so maybe it wasn’t meant to be? Is there some Fillorian rule that you can’t change the monarchy into a democracy? Or is something else more sinister happening here?

And as for Senator John Gaines, he let his father Reynard begin to teach him how to use his god-level powers of persuasion, giving him even more power in Washington, D.C. But when he used it on another politician to try and get a vote, he ended up giving the poor guy a heart attack. John started to finally realize that maybe Reynard and his god-level powers weren’t such a blessing after all, so he found his way back to Brakebills to team up with Kady to take down Reynard. Finally, a lucky break!

MAGICAL MUSINGS:

– The dragon guarding the gate to the underworld is this week’s Quality Quotes MVP. Hands. Down. I have never met a dragon in pop culture that I didn’t like, but this one might just take the cake. She was so sassy!

– Apparently “sphincter magic” is a valid alternative to hand magic. ~*The more you know.*~

– Thanks to a karmic circle in the underworld that resembled a rundown bowling alley, we learned that Quentin had an “incident” while bowling as a kid where his fingers got stuck in a bowling ball, and of course, being Quentin, he never recovered. Add bowling to the list of things that give Quentin anxiety!

– Twist! Reynard loved Persephone once upon a time, and now hates her for disappearing on him. That’s why he targets witches trying to summon her. If he can’t get revenge on Persephone, at least he can get revenge on her followers. The plot thickens.

– Penny tried to find the Head Librarian’s personal book to get access to the poison room so he and Kady could finally learn how to kill Reynard, but her book is also in the poison room. Another dead end.

QUALITY QUOTES:

Quentin, after Julia pulled out one of his teeth: This dragon better be f-king cool.

Julia: We seek passage to the underworld, oh ancient one.

Dragon guarding the passage to the underworld: Oh. You seek to die?

Quentin: Um, no. Actually we were hoping to come back after?

Dragon: Suit yourself.

Dragon: I eat you. I’m a f-king dragon, what did you expect?

Quentin: Good. Good to know.

Dragon: F-king millennials.

Eliot, sighing as King Idri walked into the room: My life is perfect.

Head Librarian: It’s an exceedingly difficult way to do magic, trying to isolate muscles not generally associated with —

Penny: Call it what it is. Sphincter magic. If it gets me there, no shame.

Head Librarian: And if it doesn’t, we all need a healthy pelvic floor.

Penny, after psychically sleeping with Kady: What do we call that? In-sex-tion?

Kady: Intersepta-course?

Penny: Incepta-sex.

Margo: You turned half my staff into snake food?

Fairy ambassador: That wasn’t the fairies.

Margo: Huh. Well it sure smells like their whimsical bulls-t.

Eliot: There’s truth serum in this wine. I’ve truth-ied you!

Eliot, ordering the guards to take Margo to the dungeon: Make sure that she gets the best room. [Whispers] And make sure that she gets her coconut oil.

What did you think of this week’s The Magicians? Tweet me at @SydneyBucksbaum!

Images: Syfy

The Magicians airs Wednesdays at 9 p.m. on Syfy.

Chewin’ It #200: Nat Faxon #3

200 Episodes! In celebration we bring back our first guest ever: Nat Faxon. We cover his new Netflix series Friends from College, St. Elmo’s Fire, McCormick & Schmick part ways?, Cobie Smulders, Fred Savage, the trials & tribulations of getting a movie made, where is the Oscar?, Quicksilver, Teamsters, Bill Paxton, The Groundlings, Thad Ripple, dimpled asses & MORE!  ENJOY THE CHEW!

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This Plane Has KFC Buckets for Wings and It Flies Really Well

The early history of aviation featured a bunch of fascinating ideas about how to get a craft airborne, but ultimately, it would be the Wright brothers’ design that would go on to inform most subsequent flying machines. That said, this doesn’t mean that a plane with two conventional wings is the only way to put something in the sky. There are plenty of ways to make that happen, and as YouTuber PeterSripol demonstrated, one of those methods involves a pair of KFC buckets (via Sploid).

The video above documents the process start to finish, and it begins by going to KFC and convincing the teenage employee to snag them a couple of fresh buckets. Once that was settled, he went about creating his craft out of some foam core board, some mechanical components, and, of course, the buckets. After one failed attempt, the design was revised, and sure enough, they ended up with a craft more than capable of taking a controlled flight.

The reason this works is because of something called the Magnus effect. In essence, if an airborne object like a sphere or a cylinder gets enough spin, it will curve from a straight flight path based on the way air travels around the spinning object. This is the same force that lead to that viral gliding basketball video from a couple years ago, by the way.

Do you think this sort of design would be practical on a larger plane, or is it more of a scientific novelty reserved for hobbyists? Give us a shout on Twitter and share your thoughts!

Featured image: PeterSripol/YouTube

FAST AND FURIOUS: TOKYO DRIFT Gets a Drive-By Mocking from Honest Trailers

As the black sheep of the Fast & Furious franchise, Tokyo Drift gets a lot of flak from the haters. And yeah, I’ll admit, it’s confusing. Who are all these character who aren’t Dominic Toretto or Paul Walker? How the heck does this movie from 2006 take place between Fast & Furious 6 and Furious 7? Don’t worry. Honest Trailers is here to bring up all these questions you’ve been wondering and more in their latest YouTube video:

Listen, Honest Trailer: I am with you in spirit. Everything you point out about The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, from the lack of established characters to the strange time-disjointed setting to Lucas Black’s severe lack of personality, are all completely true and accurate assessments of the film. But I, a certified Tokyo Drift apologist, have to point out that it’s a dorky anime high school mob story, and honestly what is not to love about that?

This movie’s got everything! Justin Lin! A car with Hulk hands coming out of the side! A bit performance by the actress who played Sailor Mars in the live-action Japanese Sailor Moon adaptation! (Yes, and I am a huge nerd for noticing, thank you.) Legitimately cool car-drifting stunts!

In fact, I put it to you, good readers of Nerdist, that despite bringing the franchise back on track and establishing much of what becomes the status quo in later movies, Fast & Furious (that’s the fourth one) is actually the least entertaining film to re-watch. Do you agree, or has Honest Trailers got you on the drift-hating bandwagon? Let us know in the comments below!

Image: Universal Pictures

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Weezer Frontman Rivers Cuomo is Releasing His Second Japanese Album

Here’s something you may not know: Weezer is huge in Japan. The band’s documentary/concert film Weezer: Across The Sea, Live in Japan shows how strong the Weezer fandom is over there, and frontman Rivers Cuomo loves the country back. He cares so much about his Japanese fans, in fact, that in 2013, he teamed up with Scott Murphy of pop-punk band Allister to release a self-titled album as Scott & Rivers that was sung mostly in Japanese. The album debuted at the top spot on the iTunes Japan alternative charts during its first week of release, and now the duo is back for more. They just announced their second album, and it’s called ニマイメ (via Pitchfork), which is Romanized as Nimaime and roughly translates to “Beautiful” (if Google Translate is to be believed).

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The record comes out on April 12 via Sony Music Japan International, and if you’re looking to get your hands on it in the U.S., good luck, since it’s only set to be released in Japan. Still, you can listen to “FUN IN THE SUN” right now.

As you’d probably expect, there’s a J-pop influence here, and the songs also seem to borrow more from Murphy’s pop-punk past than they do from Cuomo’s alternative rock roots. Still, if you squint hard (or do whatever the equivalent is for your ears), “FUN IN THE SUN” could pass as an alternate universe version of “Island In The Sun.”

Are you excited to get your hands on this album (if you can)? Let us know what you think in the comments, and check out the album cover and track list below.

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ニマイメ track list

“僕らの未来”
“Doo Wop feat. キヨサク (MONGOL800)”
“FUN IN THE SUN (RIP SLYME) [ft. PES]”
“カリフォルニア サンシャイン”
“風吹けば”
“ニューガール”
“君はサイクロン”
“スコリバのテーマ”
“本音なんだ。”
“ハミングバード”
“変わらぬ想い with miwa”
“パンツ脱ぐ(ボーナス・トラック)”

Images: Sony Music Japan International

Cracking Open Giant Chocolate Geodes is the Ultimate Sugar Rush

If anybody ever August Gloop’d their way off the Willy Wonka tour down into the way-deep underground of the chocolate factory, they’d probably find—possibly along with some oompa loompa bones—chocolate geodes like the ones made by pastry students AbbyLee Wilcox and Alex O’Brien Yeatts. They’re essentially massive chocolate eggs and when they’re split open, a crystalline heart of sugar is revealed that’s so dense it’s sure to make any sweet tooth’s heart melt (or sweetheart’s teeth shatter).

A post shared by Alex Yeatts (@alex.yeatts) on Feb 10, 2017 at 10:54am PST

INSIDER reported on the giant chocolate geodes in a recent video, although, apparently, there were issues with who is owed credit for coming up with the idea for this specific take on the chocolate geode. Yeatts notes that the geodes were made entirely “under the guidance of Chef Greweling” at the Culinary Institute of America, and that both he and Wilcox “worked on [the geodes] together…”

A post shared by Alex Yeatts (@alex.yeatts) on Mar 11, 2017 at 10:54am PST

Attribution aside, these Birdo eggs of cacao and candy crystal are something quite magical scientifically awesome. The sugar water that’s been glorped into the bellies of the chocolate egg shells—it’s unclear exactly how this is done, perhaps they pour it into halves, then combine the halves—takes six months in order to crystallize and develop that classic geode-innards look. It takes such an extensive period of time because sugar molecules are slowly being pushed out of the supersaturated solution and then sticking to the (presumably) sugar-coated wall of the chocolate egg. (The sugar water is considered to be supersaturated because the sugar it contains was melted in while the water was boiling, and as the water cools, the amount of sugar molecules it can hold, or its solubility, decreases.)

The result of the long process, which also involved flipping the eggs on a daily basis, is nothing short of spectacular. In one of Yeatts’ instagram videos, the sheer awe of the crowd of students is unmistakably that of kids first discovering a candy store.

A post shared by Alex Yeatts (@alex.yeatts) on Feb 10, 2017 at 10:49am PST

What do you think about these chocolate geodes? Do you know of a quicker way to make them? Let us know your thoughts below!

Images: YouTube / INSIDER 

JURASSIC WORLD Gets the Action-Packed Pun it Deserves in Jurassic Parkour

I am so disappointed in all of us. I mean, it was right there! For more than 20 years it was just begging for us to put the pieces of the puzzle together, and for some inexplicable reason we could not do it.

Jurassic Parkour.

Oh my god…how did we miss that one!

Fortunately for all of us our long national nightmare is over, thanks director Devin Graham and the rest of the folks at Teamsupertramp, who were inspired by Jurassic World to finally give us the perfect pun-related installment the franchise has clearly always needed.

You can watch the entire short film right here.

We first came across this awesome looking video at Tastefully Offensive, and that’s Calen Chan in the Chris Pratt role, running from a much smaller, but far more nimble (and inflatable) Tyrannosaurus rex, played by fellow parkour athlete Ninja Nate.

You read that right: that’s a parkour T. Rex ninja, a phrase that should immediately be given a three movie deal and its own comic book.

Of course, it wouldn’t be Jurassic World without having the heroine running away from a man-eating dino while she is inexplicably wearing high heels (here it is Devin’s wife Megan), so kudos to them for really striving for authenticity. A commitment they took so seriously they filmed on actual sets used in both Jurassic Park and Jurassic World at Kualoa Ranch in Hawaii. (So no, you weren’t crazy in thinking they looked exactly like the ones from the movie.)

You can see even more of their time getting to play on the sets in their behind-the-scenes video they also put together.

Now if you’re a huge nerd like I am, despite how much fun this is and how great it looks, you’ve probably been thinking about the same thing this entire time: shouldn’t you stay still around a T. Rex? Isn’t running, let alone doing parkour with all of its extra movements, the worse thing you can do when you encounter one?

If I have learned any completely incorrect science from the Jurassic Park films (and I’d like to think I’ve learned an incredible amount of factually inaccurate hogwash from them), the number one thing I know to be true without question is that the T. Rex can’t see you if you stay still. That’s just good dinosaur science.

So if one of them happens to know how to parkour, engaging him in a high speed foot chase is just asking for trouble. That dinosaur can do a full front flip with a twist! And he’s working up an appetite! Stop moving!

It might have taken over two decades for us to get to Jurassic Parkour, but that doesn’t mean we are going to waste any time trying to figure out how to survive coming in contact with a dinosaur that moves like that.

What type of dinosaur would make for the best or most dangerous parkour athlete? Which one do you think you’d have the best chance of surviving against? Flip into our comments section below and tell us what you think.

 Images: Devin Graham

Let’s talk about some of filmdom’s weirdest giant monsters!

A Neural Network is Generating Really Convincing Fake POKÉMON

Look, we love Pokémon as much as the next nerdy website, but even we’ll admit that some of the creatures didn’t take a ton of human creativity to come up with. Birds like Pidgey and Spearow are just birds, while Klekfi is literally a floating set of keys. Sometimes, it feels like a computer could come up with new Pokémon without much trouble, and actually, it turns out that there’s a neural network that’s doing just that (via Kotaku).

Research scientist Janelle Shane decided to test a neural network and see if it could learn how to generate Pokémon names and abilities. It turns out that after not too long, the neural network became pretty darn good at coming up with convincing new creatures. Here are some examples of what it generated:

Quincelax

Abilities: Sturdy, Secene Grace

Hidden ability: Tunged Leus

Tortabool

Ability: Healy Stream

Strangy

Abilities: Wharmwbra, Darp

Hidden ability: Magic Guard

Staroptor

Ability: Stench

Hidden Ability: Stick Hat

Stangute

Ability: Banger

Hidden Ability: Drang

Tyrnakine

Ability: Beak Eye

Minma

Abilities: Buttery armor, Shell Armor

Hidden ability: Weak armor

Ronch

Abilities: None

Mawuh

Ability: Rum Power

Those sound pretty legit, right? What would cement them as being super realistic is if we could actually see what they look like. That’s where artist Lauren “Iguanamouth” Dawson comes in: She caught wind of the post and came to the same conclusion we did, so here are her renderings of the nine “Fakémon”:

Ronch is literally a bottle of Hidden Valley ranch dressing and Mawuh is just Agumon with a handgun, and we’re OK with that. Hit up the comments and let us know which of Iguanamouth’s designs is your favorite.

Images: iguanamouth