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October 21, 2018
One more sleep till Deplorable Me
One more sleep!
A sexy dark comic romp through the afterlife with three clans of naughty certifiably insane antiheroes.
Lexy's body and soul had always belonged to her Handler but in the last couple of months, she'd gone from one prospect to three. Orin was surprisingly fine with being her relief pitcher. Tiberius was becoming impossible to resist and Grey was boiling rabbits in the backyard jealous...What could go wrong?
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A sexy dark comic romp through the afterlife with three clans of naughty certifiably insane antiheroes.
Lexy's body and soul had always belonged to her Handler but in the last couple of months, she'd gone from one prospect to three. Orin was surprisingly fine with being her relief pitcher. Tiberius was becoming impossible to resist and Grey was boiling rabbits in the backyard jealous...What could go wrong?
Here are the sales links for Amazon Deplorable Me on Amazon.comDeplorable Me on Amazon.caDeplorable Me on Amazon.co.ukDeplorable Me on Amazon.inDeplorable Me on Amazon.deDeplorable Me on Amazon.frDeplorable Me on Amazon.com.au
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October 10, 2018
Deplorable MeCountdownThe Release of Deplorable Me &...
Deplorable MeCountdown
The Release of Deplorable Me A sexy dark comic romp through the afterlife with three clans of naughty certifiably insane antiheroes who battle each other for shits and giggles while collecting human teenagers as they survive bloody gruesome exterminations of their family lines. If they have demonstrated an impressive level of badassery they are granted a second chance at life as sacrificial lambs for the greater good. They must join one of three clans of immortals living on earth and can be stolen at random by any other clan until their eighteenth birthday. Plot twist...To prove their partially mortal brains are capable of grasping immortality, they will be dropped into an Immortal Testing which is basically a simulation of their own personal hells. Like rats in a maze made of nightmares and other ghastly depraved thoughts best left locked behind those mortal happy place filters, they must come out mentally intact after being in murdered in thousands of increasingly creative ways.
Her body and soul had always belonged to her Handler but in the last couple of months, she’d gone from one prospect to three. She’d never found herself in this position. Grey had been everything to her for so long. She adored him, but he’d been spelled to forget any intimacy between them as he slept. This didn’t make his jealousy any easier to digest because Grey didn’t understand. He couldn’t. She was cursed. She would always remember every heartbreakingly beautiful detail of the nights they’d spent professing their love. He was only ever reacting to half of the story.
After forty years by Grey’s side, she was finally ready to find something more. She yearned for a physical connection that would still be there when they awoke. This was something she could never have with Grey. Orin was a good friend and undeniably great in the sack, but he’d been in a long-term relationship and by long-term, she meant, with the same girl on and off for a thousand years. At this moment neither of them could promise more than drama free shelter from the storm of their endless duties. Lexy had only ever been with two other people willingly, bringing her tally of lovers to a whopping three since becoming Ankh. It had taken her a long time to get to the point of wanting to experience anything physical with anyone but her Handler. She felt ready to enjoy the perks of her afterlife.
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She’d known Tiberius would be here, he was the leader of Triad. Their titillating encounter during the last Summit had left her with an urgency to experience all that their dark attraction had to offer. She hadn’t been able to shake the sexually charged visions of Tiberius as he sliced his blade into her skin, showing her a little something she hadn’t known about pain induced healing pleasure. Their brief sensually charged encounters since the Summit had left her yearning for more. She’d accidentally started something with Orin. Being a thousand years old gave Orin a pretty good grasp on the realities of attractions left unfulfilled, he was all for her taking a night to see Tiberius’s chapter through till its end. Orin had made it quite clear that he had no intention of getting into anything more serious than booty calls and flirtations with her until she was had closed her book of unknowns.
The Release of Deplorable Me A sexy dark comic romp through the afterlife with three clans of naughty certifiably insane antiheroes who battle each other for shits and giggles while collecting human teenagers as they survive bloody gruesome exterminations of their family lines. If they have demonstrated an impressive level of badassery they are granted a second chance at life as sacrificial lambs for the greater good. They must join one of three clans of immortals living on earth and can be stolen at random by any other clan until their eighteenth birthday. Plot twist...To prove their partially mortal brains are capable of grasping immortality, they will be dropped into an Immortal Testing which is basically a simulation of their own personal hells. Like rats in a maze made of nightmares and other ghastly depraved thoughts best left locked behind those mortal happy place filters, they must come out mentally intact after being in murdered in thousands of increasingly creative ways.
Her body and soul had always belonged to her Handler but in the last couple of months, she’d gone from one prospect to three. She’d never found herself in this position. Grey had been everything to her for so long. She adored him, but he’d been spelled to forget any intimacy between them as he slept. This didn’t make his jealousy any easier to digest because Grey didn’t understand. He couldn’t. She was cursed. She would always remember every heartbreakingly beautiful detail of the nights they’d spent professing their love. He was only ever reacting to half of the story.
After forty years by Grey’s side, she was finally ready to find something more. She yearned for a physical connection that would still be there when they awoke. This was something she could never have with Grey. Orin was a good friend and undeniably great in the sack, but he’d been in a long-term relationship and by long-term, she meant, with the same girl on and off for a thousand years. At this moment neither of them could promise more than drama free shelter from the storm of their endless duties. Lexy had only ever been with two other people willingly, bringing her tally of lovers to a whopping three since becoming Ankh. It had taken her a long time to get to the point of wanting to experience anything physical with anyone but her Handler. She felt ready to enjoy the perks of her afterlife.
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She’d known Tiberius would be here, he was the leader of Triad. Their titillating encounter during the last Summit had left her with an urgency to experience all that their dark attraction had to offer. She hadn’t been able to shake the sexually charged visions of Tiberius as he sliced his blade into her skin, showing her a little something she hadn’t known about pain induced healing pleasure. Their brief sensually charged encounters since the Summit had left her yearning for more. She’d accidentally started something with Orin. Being a thousand years old gave Orin a pretty good grasp on the realities of attractions left unfulfilled, he was all for her taking a night to see Tiberius’s chapter through till its end. Orin had made it quite clear that he had no intention of getting into anything more serious than booty calls and flirtations with her until she was had closed her book of unknowns.
October 9, 2018
August 3, 2018
Two free books for my awesome series readers until August 6th
Two free books for my awesome series readers until August 6th XOXO
Enjoy the ride XOXOXO
July 31, 2018
Feeding Trolls
Author 101
I had someone ask me for my best advice, this is what I wrote and they told me to post it. It's funny but honest. You look at Amazon and 60% of your reviews are gone. Get pissed off, that's cool. Vent with some friends and suck it up, because they're going to do it again in 6 months. They did the same thing to Rick Riordan. Famous Authors also have reviews removed. Twitter purge comes and the work feels pointless. Well, you've got to eat that too. Katy Perry lost millions of followers. Are you better than Katy Perry? Nobody is, she's a sparkly unicorn being. Now, if you're feeling really self-deprecating, go check out your book's Amazon reviews in another country. You're happy with most but then you see a 1 star...Wow. Ouch man. You read the review because, you're here, so you must be up for some self-loathing. That one stung a little. Now, this is where you stalk their account so you can see what they're saying about other authors. I promise you 99% of the time, it'll look like you should feel honored to be part of this wack jobs 10,000 author slander campaign. How legit is this review? Can someone really do this? Yes, they totally can and there's a 100% chance it's the one review that will live on in infamy. This is where you go and check to see how many people liked their reviews. It's in big print. You notice there are only 140 likes. Weird...So, 9,860 people did not like your review. This is where I usually have to fight the urge to passive-aggressively apologize for sucking so bad. I'm Canadian. It's a thing. You'll probably want to comment but you can't! Don't you dare! Slowly back away from your computer. If you feed the trolls they do worse things.
Epic Stephen King Novel
I had someone ask me for my best advice, this is what I wrote and they told me to post it. It's funny but honest. You look at Amazon and 60% of your reviews are gone. Get pissed off, that's cool. Vent with some friends and suck it up, because they're going to do it again in 6 months. They did the same thing to Rick Riordan. Famous Authors also have reviews removed. Twitter purge comes and the work feels pointless. Well, you've got to eat that too. Katy Perry lost millions of followers. Are you better than Katy Perry? Nobody is, she's a sparkly unicorn being. Now, if you're feeling really self-deprecating, go check out your book's Amazon reviews in another country. You're happy with most but then you see a 1 star...Wow. Ouch man. You read the review because, you're here, so you must be up for some self-loathing. That one stung a little. Now, this is where you stalk their account so you can see what they're saying about other authors. I promise you 99% of the time, it'll look like you should feel honored to be part of this wack jobs 10,000 author slander campaign. How legit is this review? Can someone really do this? Yes, they totally can and there's a 100% chance it's the one review that will live on in infamy. This is where you go and check to see how many people liked their reviews. It's in big print. You notice there are only 140 likes. Weird...So, 9,860 people did not like your review. This is where I usually have to fight the urge to passive-aggressively apologize for sucking so bad. I'm Canadian. It's a thing. You'll probably want to comment but you can't! Don't you dare! Slowly back away from your computer. If you feed the trolls they do worse things.
Epic Stephen King Novel
May 28, 2018
Sacrificial Lamb Time
Everyone was scrambling around? On the screen, Zach was being saved by Triad. Marisa came at her with her gun drawn. She announced, “Well, it appears that we’ve lost some of our bartering tools, but I still have one person you care about.”It was sacrificial lamb time. Kayn removed the pack of matches from her bra, struck one and exclaimed, “I’ve covered myself in accelerant and you’ve pissed me off.” She lit herself on fire as a glorious blazing F-U to Abaddon. She became an inferno of agony. Her senses were shrieking as Grey took her hand and sucked the flames into himself with a deep breath. He used his ability to spray fire from his free hand, scorching every Abaddon in the room. Some managed to dive out of the way and scamper out of the barn. With Marisa’s mortal shell fully engulfed in flames, she emptied her gun’s chamber into Grey. He crumpled to the floor, breaking their connection. Marisa grasped Kayn’s charcoaled sizzling blistered arms as she breathlessly hissed, “Send me through the hall of souls!”
Kayn coldly stated, “Never.” She sunk to her knees as the pain abruptly ceased. Kayn raised her eyes to the door and locked eyes with Kevin’s as she lost consciousness.
May 19, 2018
March 31, 2018
Some Dragon Time With Lexy of Ankh
Coming Soon... The third book in Lexy's epic Children of Ankh Side Series...Deplorable Me.
He opened his arms and sang, “Welcome back.” Lexy climbed out of the tomb and stepped into his embrace. Grey lifted her off the ground, spun her in a circle and put her down. He gazed into her eyes, while tenderly caressing her cheek as he confessed, “I’m sorry I wasn’t there to bring you out. They used my energy to heal the others. Lily and I were the only energy sources. Do you remember much?” “Not much,” Lexy admitted as she wiped the sweat from her brow. The tombs were in the back of a big rig. It was ridiculously hot. Her Handler smiled as he said, “Good…That’s a good thing, trust me.” She was always so focused on Grey’s erased memories. She rarely stopped to think about her own missing pieces of time. Orin was acting a little standoffish. He hadn’t even glanced her way. Grey whispered, “Give him space. You were infected with a virus and you tried to eat him.” Shit. Lexy whispered, “You’re joking, right?” “Sadly…No. You tore a chunk of his skin out of his forearm with your teeth while foaming at the mouth like a rabid animal,” Grey quietly retorted. She’d been fooling herself into believing that she was capable of more. Normal girls don’t try to eat their dates. She wanted to apologize but knew there was no point. She would inevitably do it again. Smashwords Link https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/563899
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Deplorable Me Summer 2018
March 9, 2018
A moment with Mathew Brighton
Matt was easy on the eyes, with a full ride scholarship; in retrospect, life for him had been one long responsibility free party. He loved his life. Relationships had never been his thing. Matthew Brighton was a great friend but a shitty boyfriend. He’d dumped his girlfriend via text before sleeping with somebody else. He wasn’t a cheater. He’d been ignoring his phone all night, because he avoided drama like the plague. If he kept ignoring her texts and calls maybe she’d just give up and go away? This was probably why all of his exes venomously despised him. He must have been too drunk to figure out how to turn off the ringer. Matthew gazed across the dorm room noting that his roommate Ryan was in no better state. His phone went off again. Why won’t she go away? She’s effing stone, cold, insane. “Matt, I swear with everything inside of me. I’m going to shove that phone up your ass to muffle the sound.” Matt chuckled, “No means no, Ryan.” His roommate launched an empty beer can at him and missed. It hit the wall on the other side of his bed with a ting. Matt got up and staggered around in search of his phone. He was about to turn the power off, when it began to ring. He stared at it, grimaced, and thought, Oh, what the hell. I’ll be a frigging man. His roommate began to rifle random things from the bedside table in his direction. “All right, I got it.” He yelled at his roommate as he answered the call with flirtatious raspy seduction, “Hello, Matt’s love palace, Matt speaking.” He’d expected a pissed off ex but it was his best friend’s voice, he curtly stated, “I’m downstairs; kick her out. I’m coming up.” Matt was far too bombed to notice he was naked as he stood up, and made a valiant attempt to balance on his wobbly legs. He slurred, “No, no, don’t you get up Ryan. I’ll get the door.” He glanced at the clock on the wall and groaned, “What in the hell is that douche bag doing here at four o’clock in the effing morning?” Ryan moaned and pulled the covers up over his head. He cupped his hand in front of his mouth and exhaled, sick. He couldn’t even stand the smell of his own breath. Matt flopped back down on his bed, opened his nightstand and ate some toothpaste. Now, he’d smell like cinnamon poop and mint. He then launched himself to his feet and staggered towards the door. He heard Clay’s footsteps in the hall and opened the door before he had a chance to knock. Matthew Brighton stood there in all of his drunken naked glory and slurred, “You shit head. It’s four o’clock in the effing morning.” He hung onto the door frame for support as the ground moved in gentle waves beneath his feet. A rough looking Clay exhaled deeply and said, “Lovely, you're friggin’ wasted and naked. Put on some damn shorts man. Do you usually answer your door stark naked?” Ryan chuckled from his bed, “Only if it’s you.”
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