Kim Cormack's Blog, page 32
May 12, 2011
The winner of the Being Four contest.
What is your most incredible moment as a child.Enter to win a copy of,"Being Four".Tell me all about your very first memory as a child, or of a very special memory.The winner will be picked in one week ;) Good luck friends.I can not wait to hear your memories ;)
Rachel Cooper said...Am I the only weird one? Three years old, walking with my mom along a city sidewalk in Winnipeg, and spying an enormous, juicy, pink wad of practically fresh bubblegum at my feet. Woo hoo! Sadly, my mom hustled me along before I could retrieve it. I still remember the feeling of unbelievable luck and delight at spying such a treasure. I get the same feeling today when the birds are singing at sunrise.
May 11, 2011
Ways to make yourself cry
Ten ways to make yourself cry
1.) Cover your face with your hands and pull a nose hair out. This works every time. Now if your a girl this may be hard to do (hopefully)
2.) Watch Beaches
3.) Cut Onions ( you will smell like onions not great for shenanigans)
5.) Sniff Pepper (this can be hidden in your hand)
6.) Read your bills any one will do.
7.) Fill out a government form of some kind.
8.) On purposely drive in rush hour traffic.
9.) Step on your computers power bar without saving your work.
10.) Pinch underneath your arms, between your armpit and elbow.
1.) Cover your face with your hands and pull a nose hair out. This works every time. Now if your a girl this may be hard to do (hopefully)
2.) Watch Beaches
3.) Cut Onions ( you will smell like onions not great for shenanigans)
5.) Sniff Pepper (this can be hidden in your hand)
6.) Read your bills any one will do.
7.) Fill out a government form of some kind.
8.) On purposely drive in rush hour traffic.
9.) Step on your computers power bar without saving your work.
10.) Pinch underneath your arms, between your armpit and elbow.
May 10, 2011
Things to do when your bored
1.) Duct tape horns on horses heads so they look like unicorns.
2.)Finger paint on your sleeping friend with self tanning gel.
3.) Dip your chocolate bar right in the giant tub of peanut butter you know you want to.
4.) Wear mask and scare people.
5.) Order pizza ask them where you live.
6.) Have a party only inviting complete strangers. ( act like you know them see how many show up)
7.) Catch ants for an ant farm.
8.) Dance alone in your living room in flippers and the funniest get up you can find in your house.
9.) You tube yourself doing this dance.
10.) Smile and wave at random strangers tally up how many people ( wave back 5 points) ( have a conversation 10 points)( make plans for lunch or dinner 20 points)( if they question where they know you from you lose 10 points)( if you recover by saying names such as Bob, Stan, Glen, Little Willy, be creative add 50 points)( the best part is you meet a random stranger.You never know they may turn out to be the best friend you have ever had. )
2.)Finger paint on your sleeping friend with self tanning gel.
3.) Dip your chocolate bar right in the giant tub of peanut butter you know you want to.
4.) Wear mask and scare people.
5.) Order pizza ask them where you live.
6.) Have a party only inviting complete strangers. ( act like you know them see how many show up)
7.) Catch ants for an ant farm.
8.) Dance alone in your living room in flippers and the funniest get up you can find in your house.
9.) You tube yourself doing this dance.
10.) Smile and wave at random strangers tally up how many people ( wave back 5 points) ( have a conversation 10 points)( make plans for lunch or dinner 20 points)( if they question where they know you from you lose 10 points)( if you recover by saying names such as Bob, Stan, Glen, Little Willy, be creative add 50 points)( the best part is you meet a random stranger.You never know they may turn out to be the best friend you have ever had. )
April 28, 2011
Ketchup
A mother was struggling to get the ketchup out of the bottle when the phone rang. She asked her four year old daughter to answer it. She heard her daughter say, "Mommy can't come to the phone. She's hitting the bottle."
This will make both ladies and men laugh hard.
1. Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.
2. That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.
3. Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine" (See #1).
4. Five Minutes - If getting dressed, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.)
5. Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go.
6. Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing."
7. Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!)
8. Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself.
This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see # Not going to get your answer until she has sat on her anger for about twenty minutes.
You will think your fight is over. Then you will sit on the couch take your socks off, and throw them on the floor in front of the coffee table. Now shes going to walk into the room and completely lose her mind. If you have successfully driven your girlfriend or wife to have a complete melt down.
You should really ask yourself why, because she will pull out the list of everything she has ever been mad about now. Nobody really wants to hear that.
(Get up run away to your man cave as quick as you can right now.)
No reason flowers on a regular basis will keep any of this from ever happening. If one time every couple weeks or so you do something sweet ....anything when your not in trouble counts.
2. That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake.
3. Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with "Nothing" usually end with "Fine" (See #1).
4. Five Minutes - If getting dressed, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.)
5. Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, "You're welcome," and let it go.
6. Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about "Nothing."
7. Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!)
8. Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself.
This will result in you asking at a later date, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, see # Not going to get your answer until she has sat on her anger for about twenty minutes.
You will think your fight is over. Then you will sit on the couch take your socks off, and throw them on the floor in front of the coffee table. Now shes going to walk into the room and completely lose her mind. If you have successfully driven your girlfriend or wife to have a complete melt down.
You should really ask yourself why, because she will pull out the list of everything she has ever been mad about now. Nobody really wants to hear that.
(Get up run away to your man cave as quick as you can right now.)
No reason flowers on a regular basis will keep any of this from ever happening. If one time every couple weeks or so you do something sweet ....anything when your not in trouble counts.
Strange Quotes about nothing from my Bloggers Showroom Blog
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert BlochIt's
True that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'
What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil. - Jerry Garcia
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down, Before He Admits He's lost?
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush
"
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot
The road to success is always under construction.
Gene Police: You!! Out Of The Pool!
True that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'
What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil. - Jerry Garcia
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down, Before He Admits He's lost?
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush
"
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot
The road to success is always under construction.
Gene Police: You!! Out Of The Pool!
Funny and Inspirational Quotes
SIGN AT A ZOO: Those who throw objects at the crocodiles, will be asked to retrieve them.
I love hearing rumors because they tell me things about myself I didn't know before.
Tell you a secret the farting application on the i phone where you move and it goes off is the most awesome thing I ever seen
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.
There is nothing playing with bubble wrap for a few hours cant fix ;)
Good judgment comes from experience; experience comes from bad judgment. -Mark Twain
"Writer's block: when your imaginary friends won't talk to you."
Our greatest glory consists not in never failing, but in rising every time we fall. »
I would like to thank the ADHD fairy for always making my life exciting ;)
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away." — Maya Angelou
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been." — Mark Twain
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." — Eleanor Roosevelt
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." — Dr. Seuss
Get up everyday,smile even if you don't want to, breath,put one foot in front of the other, one day your smile will be real (Kim Cormack)
Do one thing every day that scares you ;)
A purple monkey is riding the cat my son velcroed him there,now thats something you don't see everyday. (In my house not at all surprising)
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. ~Fran Lebowitz
I love hearing rumors because they tell me things about myself I didn't know before.
Tell you a secret the farting application on the i phone where you move and it goes off is the most awesome thing I ever seen
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.
There is nothing playing with bubble wrap for a few hours cant fix ;)
Good judgment comes from experience; experience comes from bad judgment. -Mark Twain
"Writer's block: when your imaginary friends won't talk to you."
Our greatest glory consists not in never failing, but in rising every time we fall. »
I would like to thank the ADHD fairy for always making my life exciting ;)
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away." — Maya Angelou
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been." — Mark Twain
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." — Eleanor Roosevelt
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." — Dr. Seuss
Get up everyday,smile even if you don't want to, breath,put one foot in front of the other, one day your smile will be real (Kim Cormack)
Do one thing every day that scares you ;)
A purple monkey is riding the cat my son velcroed him there,now thats something you don't see everyday. (In my house not at all surprising)
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. ~Fran Lebowitz
April 27, 2011
April 19, 2011
What is your most incredible moment as a child. Ente...
What is your most incredible moment as a child. Enter to win a copy of,"Being Four". Tell me all about your very first memory as a child, or of a very special memory. The winner will be picked in one week ;) Good luck friends. I can not wait to hear your memories ;)
April 8, 2011
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Wow another wonderful review ;) Thank you so much for seeing the rainbows in the bubbles with me ;)
