Dare Cloud's Blog: The Gonzo Journals, page 22

Man, I Wish You Could’ve Read It!

I wrote this awesome blog about going to see the new Ninja Turtles movie again today and how one of my friends was murdered during a hate crime when the original film came out. Unfortunately, WordPress had another idea. Their wonky software managed to delete my heart wrenching story and there’s no way I can […]

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Scour the news for an entirely uninteresting story. Consider how it connects to your life. Write about that. Holy Snap & Crap! They got a new “question” person! This is the best WordPress question ever! So, with that being said, my news story is about how WordPress got a new question dude! The other question […]

That’s Not How Any Of This Works.

Let’s go ahead and start this little piece off with a bang. Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, what in the hell is going on with the small press publishing industry lately? Are all these people beginning to understand how difficult and involving this all is? Good sweet god let me go ahead and get […]

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List 30 things that make you happy. Not this. Not this. Not this. Not this. Not this. Not this. Not this. Not this. Not this. Not this. Not this. Not this. Not this. Not this. Not this. Not this. Not this. Not this. Not this. Not this. Not this. Not this. Not this. Not this. […]

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Describe one habit that brings you joy. Flip/Flop: Let me ask you a question. Aren’t “habits” supposed to be bad? Shouldn’t you say “routine”? Let’s try again tomorrow, question person (probably lame ass AI). You?

Describe one habit that brings you joy. Flip/Flop: Let me...

Describe one habit that brings you joy. Flip/Flop: Let me ask you a question. Aren’t “habits” supposed to be bad? Shouldn’t you say “routine”? Let’s try again tomorrow, question person (probably lame ass AI). You?

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What are you curious about? Nothing, and it sucks. Nowadays, you just Google whatever it is you want to know. Takes all the mystery out of it. No trips to the library. No questioning experts. No meeting dudes named Deep Throat in seedy, midtown Manhattan parking garages. Technology enhances the moments, but killed life. I […]

666 Flags Paperbacks In Stock! (Limited Quantity)

Hey guys, Remember that one time I got fired from my job for writing a book three years prior to when I worked there? Yeah, some idiot claimed there were illegal things going on in a fiction book and some more corporate idiots believed her. As a result, this charity anthology came to be. It […]

Review – TMNT Mutant Mayhem (no spoilers)

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have been rebooted several times over the years, varying greatly from one iteration to the next. Some were awesome, while others severely lacked in the creativity department. The original TMNT still stands today as not only the best of the franchise, but quite possibly the best comic book movie of […]

Jim Walker Book One Ready For Pre-Order!

I'm super excited for March 17th, 2024! I authored this book last year and completely sat on it. Now that I've sorted out the details, I'm going to take everyone on a strange journey. Get ready for some multi-installment wild west world building!