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September 8, 2012

Tyranny and Mutation


At the center is the symbol - hanging in space, half cross and half meat hook. Some claim it's made up of three exclamation points and an upside down question mark. Those with unfogged minds understand it to be the sign of Saturn, or Kronos, whose metal is lead and whose element is time itself.

In the grim days of Nixon and his carpet-bombing of Vietnam, while the Weather Underground waged its counter-bombing assault on America, during Apollo's last mysteriously abortive missions to the moon, this symbol was the closest a mainstream record label could come to putting a swastika on an album cover. To every teenaged Blue Oyster Cult fan, however, it was no secret. The sign stood unmistakably for outer space rock and roll fascismus.

The band's original name - "Soft White Underbelly" - was coined by Winston Churchill to describe fascist Italy, the vulnerable nether-region of Europe. It suggests too, the unprotected abdomen of the killer dinosaur, or the vastness of some trans-galactic egg-sac floating in the void. Conceived by their producer as America's answer to Black Sabbath, the renamed Blue Oyster Cult later joined forces with these English kings of downer rock on the infamous Black and Blue Tour.

The cover for Blue Oyster Cult's second album, Tyranny and Mutation, features a stark, geometrical black and white landscape like a Nuremberg rally site as conceived and birthed by robots. No humans, no torchlight parades, but the same emptiness and soulless fervor. And a weird celestial glow: the Kronos cross hanging on the horizon like a black, arcane sunrise. A few lurid slices are added to the palette for this album cover, finishing the scheme: black, white and red, the colors of Imperial Germany.

Musically, heavy metal already existed. It's all there on Black Sabbath's Paranoid album. But while Ozzie shrieks like a horror movie demon, the Oyster Boys use a more menacing, breathy whisper-croon. Ozzie's predicable satanic imagery and the lumbering behemoth riffs make a joke of Sabbath's dread-mongering. B-O'Cult are more oblique, more skewed and shrewd.

All gothic goes back to Germany and weird gothic touches lurk in these grooves - "flights of black horsemen" soaring over churches, "a harvest of life, a harvest of death." Even "Lucifer the light" makes an appearance. B-O'Cult is of course Germanic, with their mutant swastika, the very first heavy metal umlaut and hymns of praise to Luftwaffe jet planes. But this is still an American nightmare, not a faked-up olde worlde terror-fest. Yes, strange female presences float in the shadows. We'll never know, though, whether "Baby Ice Dog" is human or canine. Or what exactly the "Teen Archer" is aiming her arrows at. Or why is the "Mistress of the Salmon Salt" also called "The Quicklime Girl?"

On first hearing, "Hot Rails to Hell" might be just another badass heavy metal howl, proclaiming that "the heat from below can burn your eyes out." The world of this song is, however, no lapsed Euro-Catholic's Lake of Fire. The hellbound train is pure America - high tech, huge and heavy, enormous with energy, a smoking, steel-rumbling joyride that ends with a surf guitar bass plummet right out of the Ventures' "Pipeline."

Tyranny and Mutation: is there a better description of the American teenage boy's inner landscape? Tyranny: repression of impulse. Mutation: terrifying biological change. Tyranny and Mutation: are there two words which so well evoke the battle between wildness and control, the convulsive fear and joy at the heart of the adolescent's world?
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Published on September 08, 2012 19:44

March 1, 2012

Suzi Quatro




As the year's primo slice of pseudo jailbait, Suzi Quatro broke big - sold millions of singles and was helpful in the self-polluting efforts of countless teenaged boys. She wasn't an adolescent by the time this album came out, but Suzi was marketed as one - a strange mix of sleaze and juvenile vulnerability.

On the back of the album, she poses in a leather jump suit unzipped to her navel, with chains dangling on her bare chest. Hands on hips, staring back at teenaged fan-boys, she's confident, sexy and young. On the front, she's wearing a leather jacket and skin tight jeans. Her expression isn't straight-up come-on. There's a placid, almost lost, look in her eyes. She's a pretty girl tarted up for her big career move, surrounded by her band: three shaggy reprobates. One is guzzling beer and sticking his hand down his pants. Another holds a cigarette and a beer and leers at the camera, as though to say, "yeah she's barely legal and we've all done her."

Suzi Quatro started out as a fifteen year old bass player in a band called The Pleasure Seekers. Going from sex to motherhood, that group evolved into Cradle. Mickey Most, like a music-biz pimp turning out his latest find, saw Suzi in '71 and moved her from her native Detroit to London. She had teenaged energy and good looks. But those aren't that uncommon. The fact that she could really play bass set her apart, but her voice - something just one notch less annoying than a pantheress in heat - was exactly right for the moment. Her combination of androgynous feline yelping and soft-porn breathy whispers hit the record-buying mainline in '73. It's sleaze all the way: "Glycerine Queen," "Skin Tight Skin," "Primitive Love," "Shine My Machine," and a very odd cross-gender rendition of "I Wanna Be Your Man." The time was ripe for this kind of titillation. When a teenaged girl in black leather wails that she wants to be somebody's man, it stirs troubling impulses in many hearts.

Maybe it was just a cheap commercial ploy - glam had broken big the year before, with plenty of rock musicians playing in the shallows of the turbid queer pond. And the hits here, "48 Crash" and "Can the Can" are basically catchy nonsense. There are some oblique bestiality references, but it certainly doesn't add up to the battle cry for any sexual revolution. Suzi yelps about tigers and a "feline touch," a boyfriend named Eagle, "evil lovin,'" and then repeats the inane rhymey chorus: "Put your man in the can, get him while you can." Pushing her voice just beyond her range was supposed to evoke excitement, but Suzi sounds slightly hysterical here, like a cheerleader who's taken a few too many snorts from her mom's benzedrine inhaler before the big game.

The album contains an unsurprising mix of the sounds du jour: bluesy riffing, a little prog-rock keyboard noodling, a double-speed guitar solo. There are some T-Rex echoes. Slade and The Sweet too can be heard here, pop fodder teeny glitter. A whiff of rock and roll revival also floats off the disc (Suzi does "Shaking All Over" and "All Shook Up.") It's seldom noted, but the glam explosion was as much about the past as it was about the gender-bending gay-lib future. Shiny gold jackets, feathery boas, zoot-suit exaggeration - these come straight out of fifties-era show biz. Nobody ever topped Little Richard for outrageous gay wildness: gobs of makeup, huge hair, batting his eye-lids like neon butterflies. And he got there a whole generation before Bowie and Roxy and Jobriath.

Even the name Suzi Quatro seems to point to the past: "Suzi" from the Cheese-Whiz fifties and "Quatro" from the original Star Trek. So it should come as little surprise that she ended her career in the pseudo-50s nostalgia atrocity "Happy Days," playing a tough crypto-slut named Leather Tuscadero.
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Published on March 01, 2012 09:21

February 20, 2012

The London Bo Diddley Sessions

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This one is haunted. Lurking in the grooves is the lost and long-forgotten rattlesnake buzz, the rhythm of dry seeds shaken in a gourd, the sound of black-dirt hoodoo. Though mostly overproduced funk and soul, the tracks here still throb with the echoes of Bo Diddley's wild-man guitar - and the ghost of Jerome Green.

Bo Diddley first went into the studio in 1955. Eighteen years later he was still at it, grinding out product when the money was right. In '71, Howling Wolf had gone to London and made a record with half the Rolling Stones, Eric Clapton, and other flickering luminaries. It sold well, so Muddy Waters and Chuck Berry had followed. This album is the fourth in the series, getting white boys to sit at the feet of great black men. Updated, shinier and slicker than his earlier tracks, this is still one-chord primal juju groove. Not really a collection of songs (that word never was right for Bo's work - implying composition, beginnings, middles and ends), this is better described as nine slices of greasy fried musical fatback.

The greatest maracas-player in the history of American pop music, Jerome Green, died as Bo was flying to London for the sessions. So only the ghost of his sound made it onto the tapes. Though he hadn't played with Bo for almost a decade, he's still here, shaking and sputtering like an Afro-Carib tribal medicine man.

"Greatest maracas-player"? Does that seem absurd? Everything about Bo Diddley's career is absurd, including playing a shag-carpet covered guitar. But that doesn't take away one iota of greatness. The maracas are hardly a real instrument, more often something to give the chick singer that she can't mess up too badly. Right? Wrong. Bo Diddley put a loud squalling guitar into the hands of his sexy female partners - first Lady Bo, then The Duchess - and he kept the maracas in the hands of a man, a real man. Their sound usually gets pushed to the back of the mix. On Bo Diddley's early tracks, they're up front, as important to the groove as the drums and Bo's trademarked guitar beat (bam bam bam - pause - bam-bam!). The essence of cool, Jerome Green's slinky hipster shake is there on "I'm a Man," "Diddley Daddy," "Pretty Thing," "Diddy Wah Diddy," "I'm Bad," and most crucial, on "Who Do You Love?" the strongest hunk of dirty folk magic ever to make the charts.

Not so much a song as a spell, this one makes no rational sense. Bo brags that he's got a "tombstone hand and a graveyard mind." He tells us he has a "brand new house on the roadside, made out of rattlesnake hide" and up on top is a chimney "made from a human skull." He's just 22 and he "don't mind dying." Then he demands of his girl "who do you love?" Or perhaps it's not a question but a statement of his methods: "Hoodoo you, love."

Two decades later, Chess Records paid his way to London, gathered up some faceless studio musicians and got the tape rolling. By far the standout cut is "Do the Robot" - a one-chord wah-wah workout. This isn't the silly-ass 80s robot dance he's conjuring up. It's no herky-jerky spaz Star Wars robot, but something a lot closer to the original, like Maria from Metropolis, the sexiest, slinkiest most hyper-cool robot ever captured on film. This is the primitivo Bo Diddley robot - with a titanium bone through his nose and an outer space John the conkaroo making the mojo. Traditional deep south goofer dust was dirt collected in a graveyard under a full moon. But in '73, we needed a new kind of hoodoo, so the Apollo priests had brought back lunar goofer dust, powdered moon rock collected under a glowing full Earth. And Bo's robot knows exactly what to do with it. "Makes no difference if you're at home," he growls over the churning funk, "you can do the robot all alone." Doing this robot is a private rite, with the TV gleaming instead of black magic candles and the sound of this record blasting instead of Mississippi delta drums.

Jerome Green died, almost forgotten, in '73. But when we put on the headphones, he's still here with us, like a rattlesnake buzzing inside our skulls. Bo kept at it for a few more years, the old man who passed on his loudmouth gut-bucket noise, the precursor of the harder, wilder troglodyte beat of American garage bands and then punk rock. But without the maracas, it just wasn't the same.
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Published on February 20, 2012 16:07

February 9, 2012

Dark Side of the Moon




Of all the albums that entered our world in the year of '73, this is by far the most popular. Of all the discs in the entire history of recorded music, only one has sold more copies worldwide. There should be obvious reasons for such amazing success. But explanations - obvious or oblique - break down in this case.

Charisma? Hardly. Pink Floyd in '73 was the paragon of cold-blooded corporate rock - faceless, arrogant and isolated from the world. Devoid of stage presence or interesting life stories, the band consisted of four ordinary-looking men with boring names and no discernible talents that would set them apart from 10,000 other musicians. Virtuosic playing? Originality? Sex appeal? The visceral throb that gets people up and moving their bodies? Pink Floyd had none of these. Early on, when Syd Barrett was their front man, they were charmingly acid-addled, whimseyed and weird. Their "Interstellar Overdrive" sent their fans out through the gleaming stars. After Syd was gone, the band kept some of its cosmic sublime, but headed into more doom-laden terrain, "Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun" being a perfect soundtrack for glorious teenage solar suicide. By '73, with Dark Side of the Moon and the hugely profitable tours around it, Pink Floyd had lumbered to the top of the dinosaur food chain, the reigning tyrant lizards of arena-rock. With upwards of 40 million units sold, with literally billions of plays, this music - like no other - flooded the earth with its message, the gospel of self-annihilation that the moon's hidden side represents.

Golgotha is not just a place in the little Holy Land of the Middle East. The real Golgotha - "the place of the skull" - is in outer space, a quarter million miles away, orbiting around the earth. The moon is our primal, eternal skull-icon. And all of our skulls are tiny versions of the great skull in the sky. What do we see in the moon's leering face? Eye holes, gaping toothless mouth, nostril slits, the empty stare of the Great Death's-Head. Calvary is not just a place of ancient torture and obscure sacrifice. Calvary - "the place of the skull" - is out there, night after night. The moon is the universal face of death and also the earth's primary mirror - shining back the light of the sun, the source of all life. So when this Face of Death stares raptly into itself, of course there is an invisible side of the reflection: the dark side, untouchable, unknowable, real and yet absolutely unseen.

As music, Dark Side of the Moon is a grand mediocrity. With its bloated blues imitations, fake soulful moaning, banal synthesizer squiggles, its utter absence of original melodies, lyrics, or musical hooks, this album should have disappeared into the great cut-out bin of LP oblivion. Instead, it sold in vast numbers and kept selling, spending a total of fifteen years in the charts. Ultimately, it colonized more brains than all of the albums released in '73 combined.

The secret of this record's success is in fact no secret at all. It's all right there in the title and the last line of the song "Brain Damage." To the sullen, smug teenagers of the world (young and old) Roger Waters sings "I'll see you on the dark side of the moon." His lyrics mention racing "to an early grave," exploding heads and brutal psycho-surgery. There may be many far better examples of I-want-to-die music. Originality, however, doesn't sell. Complexity and intelligence don't make for commercial world domination. The very banality of Dark Side of the Moon works in its favor. If a band is going to create a mass market hymn to self-obliteration, then subtlety is not going to be one of their tools. If Pink Floyd set out to make enormous profits, then playing directly to their audience's inner deadness was exactly the right technique. Making self-pity into grandeur, numbness into stoned mysticism, stupidity into exaltation, Dark Side of the Moon is the perfect product. Heartless, pompous, blotting out everything like brain-death or an eclipse, whining and empty, this is the sound of cretinous nihilism, the wretched little self screaming "me! me! me!" in a vacuum.
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Published on February 09, 2012 18:09

Aladdin Sane




What are the Third Reich's enormous torchlight rallies but outdoor rock concerts minus the cannabis? What are dictators, with their mesmerizing stage presence, countless followers and raw power, but the original rock stars? Booming music, spectacular display, thousands of abject devotees standing for hours in the dark, thunderous waves of shouting from the crowd, mass adulation for the tiny figures on the stage, and total submission to the man with the microphone - in short, rock and roll is faschismus reborn.

And it's not just the metal-heads with their black leather and studs, their bombast and songs of mythic manhood. When there's 20,000 seething hormone-drunk teenagers gathered in the church of sex and drugs and rock and roll, then there's hardly any difference between flower power and swastikas, platform glam-shoes and storm-trooper jack boots.

As Led Zeppelin conquered America, some critics called their music - and especially their stage shows - "fascistic." Robert Plant, staring out at the enormous seething subrational crowd of fans, called it "The Ocean." Plant was a hobbity nature-mystic hippie. A less benevolent mind might see it another way: pull the top off a human skull to look at all those seething cells. Countless flickers of illumination merging like a million neurons into one seething omni-brain. Or lift up a rock and there's the furious scurry of a white ants' nest. The sour acid stink, a million pincers pinching, a million legs and antennae twitching. That's what it looks like from up on the stage. Still, Led Zeppelin retained some of their benign golden-boy glow. For all their crushing power, they were still capable of an interplay of heavy and light, darkness and light.

It was David Bowie who turned out to be the secret Fuehrer of '73. At first this seems an absurd stretch - a fey, bisexual, mincing, science fiction glitter boy as fascist strongman? But only a few years later, Bowie outed himself, saying "I think Britain could benefit from a fascist leader," and "I believe very strongly in fascism." He spoke publicly of the "magical side" and "mythology" of Nazism, and saw rock music for what it can truly be: "Adolf Hitler was one of the first true rock stars." Some have even seen in Bowie's persona-name "Ziggy" the exclamation "Sieg E!" (Hail Elvis!) and in his pre-moonsuit phase, Elvis certainly had a fascistic look. In black leather, head to toe, he'd resurrected his career as the hipster goon squadistro, even stealing Oswald Mosley's on-stage leg twitch and quiver.

In '73 Bowie's fascist magic came to the fore. Aladdin Sane, his huge bestseller, features the double lightning bolt, as background and painted on his face. For Americans, this might've seemed just glam-rock flash. But in Nazi-obsessed Britain, a pair of simplified lightning bolts are obvious: the double sig rune of the S. S., the most potent of all fascist symbols.

Opening the album reveals a naked centerfold image - Bowie as outer space messiah in exactly the same haughty pose, with the same gaze into the perfect future, as on a thousand Nazi posters and movie stills. Only this Homo Superior is as much alien as Aryan. For a sex symbol, he's weirdly sexless: with no muscle to speak of, gleaming mylar skin and his groin airbrushed into androgyny. Shot in the same session as the front cover, this inner gatefold pinup shows his face with the double sig (Ziggy) rune - and it's in the background too, blasting across the pure white background. Bold and brilliant, the rune became Bowie's central icon that year, both fleeting commercial emblem and archetypal trigger.

A bit more cryptic is the subtitle to the song "Aladdin Sane" - "1913 - 1938 - 197?" referring to the years before the first two World Wars and predicting the third. Other lyrics add to the murk. There are drugs (quaaludes, sake, red wine, smack) and oblique evocations of some violent revolution: "the National People's Gang" and Che Guevara. There's plenty of futuristic cliché: modules, capsules, domes and an "astronette." Someone is "strung-out on lasers and slash-back blazers." Another creature "smiles like a reptile," eats razors and bites on the neon. Perhaps this is just more science fictional decadence. Beside the longest atonal free jazz piano solo on any known pop album, the music here is basic Stonesy rock: hard, buzzed and crunchy.

It's not the music that counts, or even the lyrics. It's the most obvious and overt move Bowie makes. In blue and red, the sig runes slash across his face. He is in short, the living embodiment of faschismus. His empire, like all empires, will soon crumble. But in '73, there was one Reich, one Volk and one Fuehrer.
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Published on February 09, 2012 18:08

Houses of the Holy




On their previous - unnamed and unnamable - album, Led Zeppelin used four symbols to represent the four members of the band. The symbols all give the impression of secret truth hidden in plain sight. The first, Jimmy Page's, sign is sometimes read as the magical nonsense word "Zoso." For many fans this is the name of the fourth album. But the actual glyph itself is far more complex than a childish four letter word. It's composed of four fused elements: a sleek and slithery Z with a curving tail, an elongated S that might also be a lost musical clef, two O's with dots in the middle connected by a slender bar, and at the bottom a calligraphic scribble-slash that might be a pot-pipe or perhaps Aladdin's lamp. All together, they form a sigil of power and bafflement. Nonsense perhaps, a magickal hippie doodle, or an arcana-scrawled doorway waiting to be opened.

Scholars, fan-boys, paranoid religiasts and esoteronauts have assigned a wide array of meanings to the glyph. Does it make reference to some Crowleyite spell? Is it an oblique Nietzschean strategy, the name "Zoroaster" compressed? Or split into the near-palindromes "Zoso" and "Rater"? Does this refer to Zoser, the Egyptian pyramid, or to herpes zoster, the viral pestilence? Benighted christians have seen "666" (the Mark of the Beast) in the emblem. We see the astrological sign for Saturn, the ringed planet, and the alchemical symbol for lead.

This emblem, well beyond the other three, had a life of its own, appearing on Jimmy Page's amp, his shimmering cape, his silky wizard pants. But none of the symbols were to be seen on the fifth album. In effect, they had done their job - transforming themselves, from symbol to actual ritual. Houses of the Holy, Led Zeppelin's next album, contains that ancient rite.

The cover shows the Giant's Causeway: 37,000 hexagonal basalt columns on the north coast of Ireland. Some are complete, others broken. Some have sharp edges, like huge rusted nuts made to screw onto bolts. Others are like six-sided, lichen-crusted prehistorical wheels tipped on their sides. All of them fit together not as a puzzle but a temple built before mankind had ever come to that place. Dawn, or some baleful astral being, glows at the peak of the stones - sickly orange, crimson, seething yellow.

Opening the gatefold cover reveals a scene of pagan ritual. Is it sacrifice or exaltation? Eleven naked elf-children crawling over the stones, ascending - pale and ghostly - to meet their sunrise god. White-blond hair, powder-white skin. Not pasty subterranean pallor but soft forms dusty with sky-pollen.

They're faceless, seen from behind. Six years old, maybe eight. Natural forms, not pure but prepubescent, like something Lewis Carroll would hallucinate on laudanum. Some claim they are all the same child, the body reproduced eleven times. But clearly some are boys and some are girls. Others say they are brother and sister, like a childish Siegmund and Sieglinde in The Valkyrie.

One lies on her belly like a mermaid. One squats. Another holds her hands above her head, in awe, expectation, opening herself to the solar crest-glow, making the same Y-shaped salute to the sun that the wandervogel and yogis used to greet and worship their god.

Inside the fold-out cover, a more overtly sacrificial image is revealed. It's now sunset and a naked man holds a naked child above his head - clearly an offering - before the fungous nightmare ruins of Dunluce Castle. Rotted stumps of stone, a ravine crossed by a decrepit bridge, two towers, all decayed, all bathed in the same arcane radiation: oozy pink and orangey-green. Rich blue in the upper sky. It could be the surface of another planet, earth a million years in the future or the past.

It's dusk now. The pale children are gone except the chosen one, the sacrificial offering. From the top of the citadel a faint white light gleams. And a milky beam extends downward to consume the naked priest and his offering.
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Published on February 09, 2012 18:07

January 29, 2012

New York Dolls



They're the missing link, the evolutionary lost boys. Not a fossil or a dried-up dinosaur turd but a living, panting, gibbering pack of big city anthropoids, the New York Dolls carried the fool's gold genes of glam rock and passed them on to the monkey horde of punks who followed close behind.

Glam rock, at first and second glance, was about nothing more than absurd clothes, gobs of makeup and alien aliases. Suburban kids dressed up as outer space drag queens, with feather boas, platform shoes and skintight silver pants. Scrawny white guys with boring names turned themselves into Ziggy Stardust, Eno, Gary Glitter, Jobriath, Johnny Thunders and Sylvain Sylvain. Glam is show-biz, and often is shrugged off as a fleeting shock wave from the gay-lib explosion, androgynous and pan-sexual youth gone wild on stage. And there's no question that straight boys dressed as transsexual hookers are pushing (or at least slouching against) the walls of sexual order. There's also the druggy halo to consider: heroin, cocaine, and speed were part of the seedy street-chic.

Still, there's an unspoken, largely unseen element that looms here: something faintly gleaming in the corners of the mind like albino radiation sickness or nacreous moonglow. Glamor, we never forget, is in the oldest sense of the word about bewitchment. "Glamor" meant a magic spell or charm.

David Bowie sang about the "homo superior" in 1971 and about "making the wild mutation" a year later. Deodato put Nietzsche's Uebermensch into heavy radio rotation. This isn't progress we're talking about, but transformation. This isn't high tech shiny-future optimism, but real teratism - monster making. Mutants usually are highly unadaptive, often flat-out harmful to species survival. The New York Dolls got lost in the gene-jungle, pop culture natural selection making sure there were no direct offspring, no Darwinian success. They were five skinny white boys who mutated into nightmare Ken dolls - five versions of Barbie's sexless mate dressed up as man-sluts and singing about their "Personality Crisis." These Kabuki Kens, however, have real bulges in their pants. They're anatomically correct and when the drugs allow, they're ready to rut and shoot some bad seed.

Still, they're both menacing and absurd, with their teased-up hair, gleaming lipstick, scarves, blotches of rouge and pubescent pouts. They never lost their confusion. Were they bad boys or sleazy fashion victims, sexual predators or kids playing dress-up? Later, they'd plumb the depths with too much junkie business, crashed careers, early death and the bass player converting to Mormonism. Always, though, they maintained their unapologetic stance: rude, crude, loud and wild.

There's a "Lonely Planet Boy" and a "Jet Boy" on this album. Mostly, though, they stay in the street, bumping and grinding through "Bad Girl," "Pills," and "Trash." Two largely overlooked songs point to something far more disturbing that drug-punk bad-assitude. Both are about tainted birth, the genesis of the Baleful Other. They're not just sex songs, but confused, obsessive leaps into the pit of bio-reproduction.

After "me," the word "baby" is probably the most common in rock and roll lyrics. In "Vietnamese Baby," however, the Dolls are talking about about real conception and newborn spawn, the bastard offspring of a U.S. soldier and a nameless, faceless girl on the far side of the globe. The song starts and ends with a cliché Asian gong. In between there's the standard proto-punk riffs and railing. As music, it's okay. As a shout of confused dread ("talking 'bout your overkill!") it's definitely not okay. We never know who's the "you" of the song or why she's got a Vietnamese baby on her "pretty little mind." But we do understand that something is very wrong and it's not going away.

The third Frankenstein song of '73 (labeled "original" on the album cover) was the last one of the year. Again we're in movie-monster land - "shoes too big, jacket too tight." And again Frankenstein stands for something ill-defined and intolerable. The song starts with an image of war, or biological disaster. "Something must've happened over Manhattan." It quickly gets more personal, a repetitive, far-too-long track built mostly on unanswered questions. "Who could've spawned all the children this time?" We never find out. "Do you think you could make it with Frankenstein?" Is this about sex with a monster or is "make" here about literally making a baby, the nameless "it"?

1973 was the year of the American abortion. In January, Roe v. Wade transformed the country's relationship with its unwanted offspring. Frankenstein's creature calls himself an "abortion" and here on the Dolls' first album he returns again: the divine portent of misfortune, the monster-spawn who may be loved, but who must be destroyed.
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Published on January 29, 2012 12:51

Steamroller Blues



At the height of American technological triumph, Elvis released this throwback tune, his hymn of praise to 19th century low-tech machinery. He's no Saturn rocket or lunar module. He's not even a diesel-driven bulldozer or an 18 wheel Mack truck, but a steamroller, and this is his version of heavy metal.

The picture sleeve from the single makes it even more obvious - this machine (in sepia tone) comes clanking out of the past, with gears, chain-drive and a smokestack like you'd see on a ironclad from the Civil War. Everything about the steamroller here is archaic, weighty and slow. Yet Elvis sings with a surprising amount of swagger. "I'm a steamroller!" and, he declares, he's going to "roll over you." The music too - even with the Vegas big band screaming trumpets - is a throwback. The classic Elmore James "Dust My Broom" riff holds the tune together and gives it old fashioned dirty blues energy. There are no references to the moon here. This is Earth-Elvis, the low-tech destroyer Elvis.

It's all built on a series of ego-declarations. He's a steamroller, then a cement mixer, a "churnin' urn of burnin' funk." This line harks us back to the previous year's Big E hit: "Burnin' Love." Mostly that tune is built on standard love-is-fever images: rhyming "fire" with "higher and higher" and "the sweet song of a choir." But with its obsessive chanting chorus ("hunka hunka burnin' love") and Elvis's frantic "my brain is flaming!" it seems to conjure up a victim of spontaneous cerebral combustion.

"Steamroller Blues" moves on to stranger comparisons. Elvis is a "demolition derby," not one car but the whole gear-grinding white trash apocalypse, leaving him a "hefty hunk of steaming junk." And then he's a "napalm bomb, baby." After ten years of the war in Vietnam, there was hardly a word less tainted than "napalm." For most Americans, even those who supported the war, it meant uncontrolled fiery death from the skies. And here's Elvis saying he's napalm and will "blow your mind." The minds of his fans were already blown, though seldom did they think of their idol dropping jellied gasoline onto them from a helicopter gunship.

Elvis's brain, "flaming" or otherwise, is not the frequent subject of in-depth analysis. He was, though, a man given to much thought, especially on such topics as astrology, UFOs, pyramids and reincarnation. Likewise, he was much given to reading. Wherever he traveled, Elvis always had his servants bring along his personal library of over two hundred spiritual books, which included various Bibles, the Dead Sea Scrolls, and Kahlil Gibran's The Prophet. He took his occult researches all the way to the end: dying on the toilet reading The Search for the Face of Jesus, a book about the Shroud of Turin.

In short, when he wasn't thinking about burnt bacon, peanut butter, and "Takin' Care of Business," his mind went to the occult. Even his conception had a mystic quality. Vernon Presley told his son that he'd known the exact instant when he'd come into being because at that moment, Vernon had lost consciousness. Though there is a more common explanation for such an event, Elvis took this orgasmic blackout as an absolute sign that at the moment of conception his father had become possessed by a higher power, God himself. Thus exalted, Elvis embraced the notion that Vernon - ex-con and paint factory worker - was not his true "daddy." On the night Elvis was born, Vernon walked into the backyard and saw the heavens suffused with a divine blue light. Elvis took this story too as part of his mythos, as he'd long associated the color blue with his own supernatural power, and with his fate as the "One."

The "One" or the "All?" This is the question that truly matters. A singularity or infinity itself? A cryptic emblem featured on his stage costume points toward our answer. Elvis's jumpsuits came from the moon, but they were adorned with far more arcane emblems than NASA might provide. Elvis had massive belts, reminiscent of those worn by pro wrestlers and boxing champions. The buckles featured Elvis's most cherished icons of power. One of them became more noticeable and important in his last days on Earth. It was a wide rectangle, outlined in silver and set with 26 rubies. Inside the border were 16 turquoise studs and at the center were two ovals just touching at the tips. UFO fanatics have compared these ovals to two alien eyes or two flying saucers docking. There's a far more obvious interpretation. This symbol is the lemniscate, the figure 8 lying on its side, the mathematical sign of infinity. And if anyone was going to reach the infinite in '73, it would be Der Elvis.
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Published on January 29, 2012 12:48

Also Sprach Zarathustra



In raw schlock, pure truth is sometimes hidden. In cheap, cheesy, bottom-feeder pop fodder, secret knowledge can be found, if listeners tune their ears to the right frequencies and adjust their inner dials. Where better to conceal astral wisdom than blasting from countless radios? When Deodato's "Also Sprach Zarathustra (2001)" hit the air waves, millions knew with their bodies what their minds would never comprehend: after the Apollo-men had been to the moon nothing would ever be the same.

Americans had made their lunar odysseys and were now - in early '73 - back for good. It took a Brazilian jazz pianist sleazing his way through a German's orchestral masterpiece based on an exile-German's most famous philosophical tract to get the message out. First, however, came the British film, 2001, a Space Odyssey. Deodato's proto-disco version of Strauss's tone poem would never have happened if it hadn't been used as the film's main fanfare theme, its clarion call to new consciousness. In 2001, it's orchestral - a straight rendering by the denazified conductors Boehm and Von Karajan. In the top 40 hit, it's lounge-jazz afro-caribbean funk. Starting with a sub-bass groan, Deodato adds jungle-creature noises, conga drums and shakers, electric piano and chunka-chunka pulse bottom. A swankering guitar solo comes forward, and then the grandiose Teutonic brass fanfare. If this global burst of groove-gnosis weren't so crucial, it would be hilarious. From Nietzsche and Richard Strauss to Stanley Kubrick's film. And from there to something that might serve better as the soundtrack for a TV sports special than for the human mind breaking into the translunar beyond and meeting the Unspeakable Cosmic Other.

Nietzsche proclaimed the next step in human development - not the imbecilic Aryan superman who crushes the untermenschen, but the self-overcoming, self-transcending man. A Darwinian post-monkey man looks nothing like Nietzsche's Uebermensch. Zarathustra tells us: "what is great in man is that he is a bridge and not a goal." A link, a span across the void, a reach into the past and future (which are the same for Nietzsche): this is what the prophet came to show us.

How much of this did Eumir Deodato understand when he entered the studio and got the Brazilian space-funk cooking? Absolutely none of it. Other orchestral pieces had been retrofitted for American radio. "Bumble Boogie" and "The Nutrocker" had made it onto the charts. In 1972, as the last men on the moon made their final lunar sacrifices, a group called Apollo 100 put "Joy" (based on "Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring") into the top ten. The year before that, Walter Carlos had made science fiction synthesizer versions of Rossini and Beethoven integral to Kubrick's Clockwork Orange. Only a few years later would come "A Fifth of Beethoven," a disco-kitsch version of the most important symphony in the history of that form.

It took the American Idiot-Zarathustra - Der Elvis - to truly integrate Nietzsche and Strauss into pop-cosmic consciousness. Once he heard the celestial brass and booming drums, he knew that this would be the perfect sound for his grand entry onto the stage, every concert beginning with Strauss's theme of exaltation. Elvis may not have been able to pronounce the prophet's name, but he knew a trans-galactic power riff when he heard it. His jumpsuits too, the emblem of his power and glory, came straight from the moon. He started wearing them the year that Apollo 11 landed and he never gave them up. Weighing close to thirty pounds (with another ten for the massive belt) the jumpsuits are his version of space-wear. Pure white, stiff and cumbersome, with a high napoleonic collar, crusted with arcane symbols and strange patriotic emblems, these are the magic garments needed for his liftoff into the prophetic heavens.

What was Zarathustra's message that everyone knew with their bodies but couldn't bear to know with their brains? It's actually quite simple - all crucial truth is. Something is out there, something vast and far beyond our ability to comprehend. And meeting it, human consciousness is like a fluttering candle flame obliterated in the radiance of a star going nova.
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Published on January 29, 2012 12:42

January 22, 2012

Monster Mash




There were two more Frankenstein records that year. The first was actually a re-release, one of those rare cases of a long-dead novelty tune brought back to life. The 1962 "Monster Mash," by Bobby Boris Pickett - for reasons never revealed - appeared again on the U.S. charts in the summer of '73. Doing a cheesy imitation of Karloff, Pickett had jumped on the early sixties fad-wagon of Everything Monsters: two hit TV shows (The Munsters and The Addams Family), the Aurora model kits (the first of which was of course Frankenstein's monster), lunch boxes, stickers, board games and toys. Like the James Bond spy craze and Beatlemania that followed it, the wave of new-old monsters swept over American pop culture. The fad came and went, before the first man had put his boot on the moon. Why did it then return a decade later, as the last Saturn rocket was being prepared to put the last sons of Apollo on the moon?

"Monster Mash" is musically negligible. And the lyrics are barely above the level of a seventh grader's high concept: "Hey, what if that Frankenstein guy from the movies was the front man for a rock and roll combo?" It has the requisite references to the lab and the undertaker's slab, ghouls coming to "get a jolt from my electrodes," chains, graveyards, coffin-bangers and crypt-kickers. But pulling apart the strands of the backstory, we find a far more complex tangle of knots. Here's a nonentity American singer imitating a British actor who'd changed his name to the Germanic "Karloff" and who played both the berserking monster and the mad scientist maker. The tune comes out at the height of the craze, then disappears for ten years. Clearly, someone's electrodes were clamped onto this musical corpse. Someone's life-giving electro-juice ran through it and brought it back to life.

"Frankenstein," as he first appears, is not the creature but the creator. Plays, films, and knockoff novels blurred the name's use. Eventually, it's the monster (a term almost never used in Mary Shelley's book) that gets the moniker. But we do not forget that the original Frankenstein is a man, not a man-made being. He's a scientist, a seeker, a wild-eyed Romantic Germanic hero. Shelley's subtitle - "A Modern Prometheus" - captures the essence of his story. This is now, not the ancient days, and still there are heroes willing to risk all to grasp the torch of secret knowledge. Stealing fire from heaven and bringing it back to earth, Prometheus gained himself the eternal hatred of the gods. For his crime, he was chained to a rock, with an eagle picking out his liver. Celestial fire is for the gods, not humans, and those who dare to think otherwise will be punished forever. Yes indeed, as Neil Armstrong said when Apollo 11 touched down on the moon, "the eagle has landed."

Perhaps linking this doomy grandeur to idiotic schlock-and-roll is simply too much. But, Shelley's creature tells us at the end of the novel, "the fallen angel becomes a malignant devil. I, the miserable and the abandoned, am an abortion, to be spurned at and kicked and trampled on." Songs are creatures too, with a life and a death, and an afterlife. Recordings live on in the heavens, though there's nothing much lower in the musical hierarchy than a fad-riding novelty tune. Is the "Monster Mash" an abortion, a divine portent of misfortune, a piece of Top Forty drivel or an Opener of the Way? We are convinced that it can be all of these. Listen then, to the last lines of the song: "For you, the living, this mash was meant too. When you get to my door tell them Boris sent you."
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Published on January 22, 2012 21:05

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