Oleg Atbashian's Blog, page 11

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TIME backwards is EMIT, and just as TIME omits truth, an alternative magazine might EMIT truth. For example:


This cover is unironically based on TIME's "Extinct" issue, because real, live, conservative men of actions may as well be extinct in the eyes of leftist  media.

Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 10/18/2025, 9:15 am

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Mamdani Commieczar Staffer tells NYC employees such as police to stop thinking for themselves.



Evidently, sometimes that great notion to think for yourself is coming to an end this election cycle. Clarity is good.

Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 10/18/2025, 8:12 am

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As for the article, I might get around to reading it three years from now when I'm stuck in the doctor's office and desperate for anything to pass the time.

Reading the article would be a bigger waste of time. Just light up a cigar and stare at the fish tank like I do.
 

Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 10/18/2025, 7:48 am

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I haven't seen so much boobage, both male and female, since the finale of Game of Thrones, and even then the dragons wore more fabric.

I’m just glad Portland still enforces helmet laws - wouldn’t want anyone riding around without proper headgear. On the bright side, the protest was 100% carbon-neutral in the wardrobe department.

And judging by the spacing at the die-in, the BO alone enforced six-foot olfactory distancing. "You stay over there with your musk, I’ll stay over here with my principles." You could map the funk with a drone. If it weren't for the rain, the flies would've filed an OSHA complaint.

So what you’re telling Jackalopelipsky is here at TPC we get to FA with these AWLS  a bit before they FO. 

 

Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 10/18/2025, 7:01 am

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At first glance, one might think that's Joe Biden on the cover of TIME. Maybe that's what they intended. After all, Joe's the true architect of the peace deal. Trump simply stole his idea. You'll notice his name appears nowhere on the cover.

As for the article, I might get around to reading it three years from now when I'm stuck in the doctor's office and desperate for anything to pass the time.

Statistics: Posted by Commissarka Pinkie — 10/17/2025, 4:21 pm

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Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,

What about hummus?  Is Beet Hummus a thing?  Asking for a friend…

Red Salmon

Statistics: Posted by Red Salmon — 10/17/2025, 12:22 pm

People's Blog • Re: Time After TIME

 Seizing the means of burger production is the final solution for mouth breathers and they’ll gladly pay NEXT TUESDAY for their vote.  Pizza’s, you’re next. Bagels? Forgettaboutit.

Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 10/17/2025, 11:25 am

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 Can we say it loud enough for the back rows, comrade?
 

Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 10/17/2025, 11:14 am

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Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 10/17/2025, 10:36 am

People's Blog • Time After TIME

Comrades, Time Magazine's latest cover photo caused more commotion over his missing hair than the article itself:


After last night's mayoral debate in New York, however, I submit that before Election Day, a new cover is warranted:


But after Mamdani stated that he's not running to defund the police, his own quotes from 2020 should haunt him: 
  
"We don't need an investigation to know that the NYPD is racist, anti-queer & a major threat to public safety."
 
"What we need is to #DefundTheNYPD."
 
"But your deal with @NYCMayor uses budget tricks to keep as many cops as possible on the beat."
 
"NO to fake cuts - defund the police. t.co/2RCXU8heg2"

And his belief that the city needed a “socialist city council to defund the police” and called the NYPD “wicked & corrupt.”

Mamdani must also believe that no one remembers what he said in 2020, but the internet is forever and the people never forget. He's a true mouth breather.
 

Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 10/17/2025, 10:20 am