Michael Kindt's Blog, page 405
February 21, 2012
Cartoon selected for my article, "Sorry Haters, People...
Cartoon selected for my article, "Sorry Haters, People Like Ellen DeGeneres". You will note that it is startlingly lifelike, almost photographic. I wonder who the artist is? They have the talent of a camera!
February 20, 2012
Graham, age 5, is certain to grow up awesome.
Graham, age 5, is certain to grow up awesome.
I was just wondering (because you're not the only one I've seen do it and was curious), and you have that pesky ask button. Anyway, in your robe post, you used the phrase, "I wondered about the house in my boxers." Why do you use wondered and not wandered?
I misspelled it and the little red squiggily line did not appear because 'wondered' is an actual word. Roughly, 10% of this blog is incorrect.
I was just wondering (because you're not the only one I've seen do it and was curious), and you have that pesky ask button. Anyway, in your robe post, you used the phrase, "I wondered about the house in my boxers." Why do you use wondered and not wandered?
I misspelled it and the little red squiggily line did not appear because 'wondered' is an actual word. Roughly, 10% of this blog is incorrect.
I was just wondering (because you're not the only one I've seen do it and was curious), and you have that pesky ask button. Anyway, in your robe post, you used the phrase, "I wondered about the house in my boxers." Why do you use wondered and not wandered?
I misspelled it and the little red squiggily line did not appear because 'wondered' is an actual word. Roughly, 10% of this blog is incorrect.
I was just wondering (because you're not the only one I've seen do it and was curious), and you have that pesky ask button. Anyway, in your robe post, you used the phrase, "I wondered about the house in my boxers." Why do you use wondered and not wandered?
I misspelled it and the little red squiggily line did not appear because 'wondered' is an actual word. Roughly, 10% of this blog is incorrect.
I was just wondering (because you're not the only one I've seen do it and was curious), and you have that pesky ask button. Anyway, in your robe post, you used the phrase, "I wondered about the house in my boxers." Why do you use wondered and not wandered?
I misspelled it and the little red squiggily line did not appear because 'wondered' is an actual word. Roughly, 10% of this blog is incorrect.
I was just wondering (because you're not the only one I've seen do it and was curious), and you have that pesky ask button. Anyway, in your robe post, you used the phrase, "I wondered about the house in my boxers." Why do you use wondered and not wandered?
I misspelled it and the little red squiggily line did not appear because 'wondered' is an actual word. Roughly, 10% of this blog is incorrect.
I became a robe-wearer in the Fall of 2010. It was a day I remember fondly.
Fall is my favorite season, so I was in an especially good mood.
Up until that day, I was robe-free. I wandered about the house in my boxers, like it was the 1960s or something. My pants could be found right next to the front door because I would immediately take them off upon entering. I left them there intentionally so that I would remember to put them on before leaving. Important to wear pants out in public, my therapist is constantly reminding me.
Nowadays, I love my robe and wander about the house in it rather than my boxers. I have spent entire days in it, going nowhere except to the couch and to the kitchen and back again, smiling the whole damn time. It's blue flannel and very cozy. I got it at Goodwill, but the tag says LL Bean.
One problem with wearing a robe—and all you male robe-wearers out there in TV Land will know what I'm talking about—is that you will piss on it. Maybe not a lot (hopefully) and never intentionally (god forbid), but you WILL piss on it. You'll piss on the edge of it a little, all sleepy in the morning, or you'll piss all along the side of it when drunk and finally going to bed. You might dip the end of the tie band directly in the urine-filled bowl while distracted by the chemicals listed on the back of the lotion. In whatever way it comes about, piss on your robe is guaranteed.
So, if you're a young man who hasn't yet taken the path of robehood, be prepared to do a little more laundry and to say "Jesus Christ!" every few weeks while holding your dick.
