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April 14, 2013
What I've Been Doing... NOT Licking Thor, that's for sure.
Okay, so I've had a few not-so-subtle nudges from blog readers, friends and family members (I'm totally looking at you, Jacksons) about putting up a new blog post.
Here's what happened: I turned in the last round of edits on EVERTRUE (I still call it Everneath 3: It's Everneathiest) and then did you know there's an off switch in your brain? A literal off switch? That's the only explanation for what I've been doing during the last couple of weeks. Somebody flipped the off switch.
I mean, I've done some of the usual stuff...
Like now you see it...
because what's a barber shop without a pool table and a lei?
Now you don't.
... that's a handsom face in the mirror... wait, is that moi?
Now you see it...
Isn't she cute?
Now you don't.
It's a boy!
I kicked some balls...
...and pulled a hamstring. (This was also the "before the concussion" pic)
I consulted with my godfather...
... he told me to go to the mattresses. So I went to just the one mattress. And fell asleep.
I danced with Fred Astaire. But I have to admit, I felt like a third wheel...
... Um, Fred? Fred? I'm over here, Fred.
Okay, Fred, this is getting ridiculous. It's like you don't think we're dancing together.
I used my feminine wiles... all two of them...
... That's right, Ben. I totally pulled my hammy right here...
And you see this leg? I've got another one just like it. And it goes all the way up... to my hip.
And finally, I let Thor know that I really lick him.. I mean like him...
Because if you were this close to Thor, you'd lick him too. Admit it.
So yeah, I've been totally busy.
What have all y'all been up to?
Here's what happened: I turned in the last round of edits on EVERTRUE (I still call it Everneath 3: It's Everneathiest) and then did you know there's an off switch in your brain? A literal off switch? That's the only explanation for what I've been doing during the last couple of weeks. Somebody flipped the off switch.
I mean, I've done some of the usual stuff...
Like now you see it...
because what's a barber shop without a pool table and a lei?
Now you don't.
... that's a handsom face in the mirror... wait, is that moi?
Now you see it...
Isn't she cute?
Now you don't.
It's a boy!
I kicked some balls...
...and pulled a hamstring. (This was also the "before the concussion" pic)
I consulted with my godfather...
... he told me to go to the mattresses. So I went to just the one mattress. And fell asleep.
I danced with Fred Astaire. But I have to admit, I felt like a third wheel...
... Um, Fred? Fred? I'm over here, Fred.
Okay, Fred, this is getting ridiculous. It's like you don't think we're dancing together.
I used my feminine wiles... all two of them...
... That's right, Ben. I totally pulled my hammy right here...
And you see this leg? I've got another one just like it. And it goes all the way up... to my hip.
And finally, I let Thor know that I really lick him.. I mean like him...
Because if you were this close to Thor, you'd lick him too. Admit it.
So yeah, I've been totally busy.
What have all y'all been up to?
March 29, 2013
Because EVERNEATH 3: It's EVERNEATH-iest is a tad cumbersome... Here's the Real Title
So, after what feels like months being underwater with revisions... (wait a second... it WAS months) EVERNEATH 3: It's EVERNEATH-iest is now officially in copyedits!
Which means it's basically done!
(I say basically, because copyedits still have to be done, but it's like mostly done. Like, medium well.)
So now, without further ado... (adieu? adoo?) I'd like to introduce y'all to the real title of EVERNEATH 3: It's EVERNEATH-iest. Because EVERNEATH 3: It's EVERNEATH-iest is not the real title, although I have greatly enjoyed typing EVERNEATH 3: It's EVERNEATH-iest over and over and over.
The title is...
EVERTRUE
I really like this title. I hope you do too.
And now... to collapse.
Which means it's basically done!
(I say basically, because copyedits still have to be done, but it's like mostly done. Like, medium well.)
So now, without further ado... (adieu? adoo?) I'd like to introduce y'all to the real title of EVERNEATH 3: It's EVERNEATH-iest. Because EVERNEATH 3: It's EVERNEATH-iest is not the real title, although I have greatly enjoyed typing EVERNEATH 3: It's EVERNEATH-iest over and over and over.
The title is...
EVERTRUE
I really like this title. I hope you do too.
And now... to collapse.
March 14, 2013
My Week in Pictures... L.A. Version
I'm in Los Angeles for work this week. Here's what my week in pictures looks like:
You can't go to L.A. without seeing Universal Studios, right? I think you get fined if you try...
Cynthia Hand (author of the Unearthly Series), me, Jodi Meadows (author of the Incarnate Series).
We wore our hair in pigtails so we could find each other easily.
We met lots of crazy characters...
like Shrek and Fiona...
Why is Fiona so mad?
And the Scooby Gang...
Did you notice that Daphne tried to put her hair in pigtails too?
And Curious George...
Curious George was a little too curious about my pigtails. He kept pulling on one of them, and then he'd shrug innocently as if to say, "Hey! I'm a monkey!" Like that excuses it...
And a random set of Asian brothers...
Spotted them sitting in the middle of the cafeteria, blending in with everyone...
To cap off the day, I ate my weight in cotton candy. And that, let me tell you, is a lot of cotton candy.
Objects in picture are much larger than they appear... Except my cheeks. Those are about spot on.
The next day, we spoke to a novel-writing class at Pepperdine University, whose campus is so beautiful it should be illegal. I'm not jealous.
The three of us with with the ugly coastline and mediocre deep blue sea in the background. Gross.
Then we had lunch at a place in Malibu by the ocean...
How come everything in California is by the ocean? Don't they care that they're making the rest of us insanely jealous? I hate every person in this picture.
By which point, hubs accused me of playing and not working. So, just to appease him, I got to work.
I always carry my purse while jackhammering...
That pothole on Generic Street in Manhattan is now fixed.
You're welcome, New York.
By the way, I'll be appearing at the Barnes and Noble in Westlake tomorrow night at 7pm with Cynthia Hand and Jodi Meadows.
And then on Saturday, we will be at Books Inc. in Mountain View California at 5:00 pm.
Anyone in the L.A. or San Fran areas? Come out and say hi.
So... what are y'all up to? Anyone jackhammer a pothole lately?
You can't go to L.A. without seeing Universal Studios, right? I think you get fined if you try...
Cynthia Hand (author of the Unearthly Series), me, Jodi Meadows (author of the Incarnate Series).
We wore our hair in pigtails so we could find each other easily.
We met lots of crazy characters...
like Shrek and Fiona...
Why is Fiona so mad?
And the Scooby Gang...
Did you notice that Daphne tried to put her hair in pigtails too?
And Curious George...
Curious George was a little too curious about my pigtails. He kept pulling on one of them, and then he'd shrug innocently as if to say, "Hey! I'm a monkey!" Like that excuses it...
And a random set of Asian brothers...
Spotted them sitting in the middle of the cafeteria, blending in with everyone...
To cap off the day, I ate my weight in cotton candy. And that, let me tell you, is a lot of cotton candy.
Objects in picture are much larger than they appear... Except my cheeks. Those are about spot on.
The next day, we spoke to a novel-writing class at Pepperdine University, whose campus is so beautiful it should be illegal. I'm not jealous.
The three of us with with the ugly coastline and mediocre deep blue sea in the background. Gross.
Then we had lunch at a place in Malibu by the ocean...
How come everything in California is by the ocean? Don't they care that they're making the rest of us insanely jealous? I hate every person in this picture.
By which point, hubs accused me of playing and not working. So, just to appease him, I got to work.
I always carry my purse while jackhammering...
That pothole on Generic Street in Manhattan is now fixed.
You're welcome, New York.
By the way, I'll be appearing at the Barnes and Noble in Westlake tomorrow night at 7pm with Cynthia Hand and Jodi Meadows.
And then on Saturday, we will be at Books Inc. in Mountain View California at 5:00 pm.
Anyone in the L.A. or San Fran areas? Come out and say hi.
So... what are y'all up to? Anyone jackhammer a pothole lately?
March 6, 2013
In Which the Consequences for Losing my Pillbox are Disastrous
I have a husband who fills my pillbox for me weekly. The reason for this is two-fold: 1. I'm too lazy to fill my own pillbox. I really can't be bothered to flip lids and divvy out pills. 2. I'm forgetful. I really can't be bothered to remember.
I know, you'd want to be married to that too, right?
Well, about a week before my deadline, I misplaced my pill box. But because I was staying up late most nights to write, I never got a chance to tell hubs. So every night, at like 1 am, I would go to the medicine cabinet and just grab my pills individually.
Fast forward a few days. Let me paint you a picture.
I woke up in the morning and felt the need for an omelet with a side of a brick of chocolate. So I ate an omelet and a brick of chocolate. Then I went to the grocery store and bought a giant bag of corn chips and a big jar of that nacho cheese, and came home and melted the cheese and ate the entire thing. Then, for the leftover chips, I grated a bunch of cheese and melted it directly on top.
Then I went to the gas station to buy five packages of grape Hi-Chews. And the gas station attendant was all, "Hey! I haven't seen you since last night. You already need five more packages of candy?"
And I was all *flips him off*
Then I went to a birthday lunch for my sis-in-law, and I ordered one meal to eat at the restaurant and one to take home.
And then when I got home - and feeling the need for vegetables - I made myself some creamy cilantro dressing and steamed an entire bag of broccoli and dipped the broccoli in the dressing, but the dressing wasn't enough so I got another jar of nacho sauce so I could dip the broccoli in the cheese first and then the dressing.
And with a full mouth, I called into the other room, "Sam! Can you make a run to Wendy's for me?"
And he's all, "I can't understand you, due to the fact that your mouth is filled with broccoli/nacho stuffs."
And I'm all, "CAN YOU MAKE A RUN TO WENDY'S FOR ME??"
And he's all, "Talking louder will not make you easier to understand. You have to empty your mouth first."
And I'm all, "Empty my mouth? So there's no food in it? Death first!"
And he's all, "Seriously, swallow!"
So, with a dramatic eye roll, I swallowed and didn't put anything new in my mouth so I could ask him, "Can you make a run to Wendy's for me?"
He gave me a surprised look, partly because I'd never in the history of our marriage asked him to make a run to Wendy's for me, and partly because I had just eaten ALL THE FOOD.
He's all, "Um... okay. What do you want?"
me: "Two baked potatoes, with everything, and a large chili. Extra cheese. Hold the chives. Because chives are gross. And a frosty."
Him: "..."
me (putting another nacho-broccoli in my mouth because I've waited long enough): "What?"
him: "You want TWO baked potatoes? AND the large chili?"
me: "WHAT ABOUT GETTING ME THREE DINNERS DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND???"
Later that night, I went to the medicine cabinet to get my pills, and I saw an extra prescription bottle in the top right corner. I looked at the label. It was for my pills.
Then I looked at the prescription bottle I'd just taken a pill from. It was prednisone. A steroid for people who can't breathe. It was also a dosage for a large man.
One of the side effects of the pill is INCREASED HUNGER.
I'd been taking prednisone for AN ENTIRE WEEK. While I was on DEADLINE. (I think another side effect is putting every fifth word in ALL CAPS).
You can probably guess what happened next.
Yep. I got so mad at Sam for not noticing I was taking the wrong pill all week, and for the freshman fifteen I'd put on.
He's so sorry.
By the way, I'll be at the Provo Library tonight at 7pm with the Dark Days tour. That is, if I can fit in my car.
I know, you'd want to be married to that too, right?
Well, about a week before my deadline, I misplaced my pill box. But because I was staying up late most nights to write, I never got a chance to tell hubs. So every night, at like 1 am, I would go to the medicine cabinet and just grab my pills individually.
Fast forward a few days. Let me paint you a picture.
I woke up in the morning and felt the need for an omelet with a side of a brick of chocolate. So I ate an omelet and a brick of chocolate. Then I went to the grocery store and bought a giant bag of corn chips and a big jar of that nacho cheese, and came home and melted the cheese and ate the entire thing. Then, for the leftover chips, I grated a bunch of cheese and melted it directly on top.
Then I went to the gas station to buy five packages of grape Hi-Chews. And the gas station attendant was all, "Hey! I haven't seen you since last night. You already need five more packages of candy?"
And I was all *flips him off*
Then I went to a birthday lunch for my sis-in-law, and I ordered one meal to eat at the restaurant and one to take home.
And then when I got home - and feeling the need for vegetables - I made myself some creamy cilantro dressing and steamed an entire bag of broccoli and dipped the broccoli in the dressing, but the dressing wasn't enough so I got another jar of nacho sauce so I could dip the broccoli in the cheese first and then the dressing.
And with a full mouth, I called into the other room, "Sam! Can you make a run to Wendy's for me?"
And he's all, "I can't understand you, due to the fact that your mouth is filled with broccoli/nacho stuffs."
And I'm all, "CAN YOU MAKE A RUN TO WENDY'S FOR ME??"
And he's all, "Talking louder will not make you easier to understand. You have to empty your mouth first."
And I'm all, "Empty my mouth? So there's no food in it? Death first!"
And he's all, "Seriously, swallow!"
So, with a dramatic eye roll, I swallowed and didn't put anything new in my mouth so I could ask him, "Can you make a run to Wendy's for me?"
He gave me a surprised look, partly because I'd never in the history of our marriage asked him to make a run to Wendy's for me, and partly because I had just eaten ALL THE FOOD.
He's all, "Um... okay. What do you want?"
me: "Two baked potatoes, with everything, and a large chili. Extra cheese. Hold the chives. Because chives are gross. And a frosty."
Him: "..."
me (putting another nacho-broccoli in my mouth because I've waited long enough): "What?"
him: "You want TWO baked potatoes? AND the large chili?"
me: "WHAT ABOUT GETTING ME THREE DINNERS DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND???"
Later that night, I went to the medicine cabinet to get my pills, and I saw an extra prescription bottle in the top right corner. I looked at the label. It was for my pills.
Then I looked at the prescription bottle I'd just taken a pill from. It was prednisone. A steroid for people who can't breathe. It was also a dosage for a large man.
One of the side effects of the pill is INCREASED HUNGER.
I'd been taking prednisone for AN ENTIRE WEEK. While I was on DEADLINE. (I think another side effect is putting every fifth word in ALL CAPS).
You can probably guess what happened next.
Yep. I got so mad at Sam for not noticing I was taking the wrong pill all week, and for the freshman fifteen I'd put on.
He's so sorry.
By the way, I'll be at the Provo Library tonight at 7pm with the Dark Days tour. That is, if I can fit in my car.
March 4, 2013
Guess what I can do with a Parrot on my Shoulder?
Hey y'all! How's it going? I feel like I haven't seen you (yes, you!) forever. I've been flailing under a deadline for Book 3 in the Everneath series, tentatively titled "EVERNEATH 3: It's Everneath-iest".
Here are a couple of things I've been doing:
1. I've made my acting debut!
Yep, that's me in the book trailer for Lindsey Leavitt's darling new book GOING VINTAGE. Give it a looksy...
A few things I noticed while watching this video.
a. I blink a lot.
b. There's a chance that if flattened out, my cheeks would reach from here to Milwaukee.
c. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO LOOK AT YOUR PHONE AND LAUGH ON CUE??
What do all y'all think of the trailer?
2. I will be appearing with the Dark Days tour on Wednesday night, March 6th, at 7 pm at the Provo Library.
Did you catch a glimpse of the other fabulous authors who will be there? Kiersten White? Dan Wells? Lauren Oliver? Debra Driza?
It is going to be quite the event, full of shenanigans and I'm sure several instances where I insert my foot in my mouth. (Did I tell you about my first stop on the Dark Days tour in L.A.? Where an audience member asked, "How do you like doing so much research for your books?" and I answered, "Yuck. I don't do any research. I HATE READING."
Yep. "I hate reading," she said to a room full of readers at a book event. It's a good thing no one in the audience had a phone or an internet connection. Oh, wait...
3. Tonight, at some point, the behind-the-scenes video of the Dark Days tour will be up. I don't want to give anything away, but if you watch it, you'll discover why Cynthia Hand and I shared a bag of underwear.
Follow @harperteen to find the link. It will be up tonight. At some given hour. Have I ever told y'all that I'm not good with details? Like times and stuff?
4. Since it's a day full of videos of myself, here's me playing the piano with Pidge on my shoulder. My hairless dog is filming. Because I live in a zoo.
5. And here is a video of me in my first ballet recital when I was eight.
Kidding. I won't show you that. :)
So, how was all y'all's week? Anyone adopt any hairless animals? Anyone want me to star in their book trailer? Anyone think they can draw a map of the United States on my cheeks?
Here are a couple of things I've been doing:
1. I've made my acting debut!
Yep, that's me in the book trailer for Lindsey Leavitt's darling new book GOING VINTAGE. Give it a looksy...
A few things I noticed while watching this video.
a. I blink a lot.
b. There's a chance that if flattened out, my cheeks would reach from here to Milwaukee.
c. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO LOOK AT YOUR PHONE AND LAUGH ON CUE??
What do all y'all think of the trailer?
2. I will be appearing with the Dark Days tour on Wednesday night, March 6th, at 7 pm at the Provo Library.
Did you catch a glimpse of the other fabulous authors who will be there? Kiersten White? Dan Wells? Lauren Oliver? Debra Driza?
It is going to be quite the event, full of shenanigans and I'm sure several instances where I insert my foot in my mouth. (Did I tell you about my first stop on the Dark Days tour in L.A.? Where an audience member asked, "How do you like doing so much research for your books?" and I answered, "Yuck. I don't do any research. I HATE READING."
Yep. "I hate reading," she said to a room full of readers at a book event. It's a good thing no one in the audience had a phone or an internet connection. Oh, wait...
3. Tonight, at some point, the behind-the-scenes video of the Dark Days tour will be up. I don't want to give anything away, but if you watch it, you'll discover why Cynthia Hand and I shared a bag of underwear.
Follow @harperteen to find the link. It will be up tonight. At some given hour. Have I ever told y'all that I'm not good with details? Like times and stuff?
4. Since it's a day full of videos of myself, here's me playing the piano with Pidge on my shoulder. My hairless dog is filming. Because I live in a zoo.
5. And here is a video of me in my first ballet recital when I was eight.
Kidding. I won't show you that. :)
So, how was all y'all's week? Anyone adopt any hairless animals? Anyone want me to star in their book trailer? Anyone think they can draw a map of the United States on my cheeks?
February 22, 2013
How I Look to a Seven-Year Old...
Hey y'all!
So, Kid B came home the other day, proudly displaying this family portrait he'd drawn.
"Me, Carter, Dad, Mom"
Let's skip asking why Kid B has given himself two faces (is this some deep psychological self-awareness? Is it his inner muse? Or is the second face a pig face from Angry Birds? My money's on the Angry Birds theory) and take a closer look at me.
I agree he got the arms (flippers?) dead right. And my legs really are flatter on the inside. My bigger questions are... why am I number 4? Why is my torso divided in half? Okay, maybe that second question makes sense. Where did my fingers go? Did I lose them in a freak lawn mower accident?
My favorite part -- besides the accurate portrayal of the fact that my hair is falling out due to faulty flat irons -- is the lip-to-face ratio.
Apparently, I arrive at all destinations lips first.
So, Kid B came home the other day, proudly displaying this family portrait he'd drawn.
"Me, Carter, Dad, Mom"
Let's skip asking why Kid B has given himself two faces (is this some deep psychological self-awareness? Is it his inner muse? Or is the second face a pig face from Angry Birds? My money's on the Angry Birds theory) and take a closer look at me.
I agree he got the arms (flippers?) dead right. And my legs really are flatter on the inside. My bigger questions are... why am I number 4? Why is my torso divided in half? Okay, maybe that second question makes sense. Where did my fingers go? Did I lose them in a freak lawn mower accident?
My favorite part -- besides the accurate portrayal of the fact that my hair is falling out due to faulty flat irons -- is the lip-to-face ratio.
Apparently, I arrive at all destinations lips first.
February 13, 2013
Have you ever had one of those days where...
Hey y'all...
Sorry for the blog silence! I have been madly revising EVERNEATH 3: It's Everneath-iest, and touring with EVERBOUND.
I'll blog about the tour later, but for now, I was thinking of starting a new blog series called "Have you ever had one of those days where..." and then fill in the blank.
Today, I have two entries.
1. Have you ever had one of those days where... you adopt a hairless dog?
Let me preface this by saying, I have wanted a dog for my entire life. But someone else in my life has been having a crazy love affair with our lawn, and was hesitant to see any sort of yellow patches.
But for some reason, this week provided an opening in his cold cold black heart. Especially when we discovered that this little guy needed a home.
I know what you're thinking: Is that a rat?
No. He is a dog. A hairless terrier. Isn't he sweet?
I know what else you're thinking: Is he dressed like a clown?
Yes. He gets cold. What with no hair and all.
Might I interrupt this blog post to say that y'all ask excellent questions?
So yes, we are now the proud owners of CHEWBACCA. Yes, we named him. Yes, the name is ironic. But I think it gives him something to aspire to. Plus, when Kid B was clearly pulling ahead of Chewy in a raucous game of Space Chess, the wookie threatened to tear Kid B's arms off.
never make a wookie angry
Seriously, do not mess with this guy:
Even in his sleep, he is diabolical. And he sleeps A LOT
Last night I gave Chewy a bath, and then lathered him up with baby lotion, dressed him in new clean pajamas and rocked him to sleep.
Yes, I finally have a newborn.
2. Have you ever had one of those days where... you discover that you've been wearing keyboard instructions on your belly all day?
The other day, I came home and caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. Check it out:
Notice anything unusual?
Yep. That is the instruction sheet for how to set up the keyboard to my IPad.
Why couldn't it have been something cool like a map to atlantis?:
Don't zoom in too close. Not because I'm uncomfortable with having an extreme close-up of mah belly, but because that is the actual map to Atlantis, and I don't want it to get out there.
So... What's your day been like? Fill in the blank: Have you ever had one of those days where...
Or, you can just tell me if you think Chewy is the cutest rat you've ever seen...
Sorry for the blog silence! I have been madly revising EVERNEATH 3: It's Everneath-iest, and touring with EVERBOUND.
I'll blog about the tour later, but for now, I was thinking of starting a new blog series called "Have you ever had one of those days where..." and then fill in the blank.
Today, I have two entries.
1. Have you ever had one of those days where... you adopt a hairless dog?
Let me preface this by saying, I have wanted a dog for my entire life. But someone else in my life has been having a crazy love affair with our lawn, and was hesitant to see any sort of yellow patches.
But for some reason, this week provided an opening in his cold cold black heart. Especially when we discovered that this little guy needed a home.
I know what you're thinking: Is that a rat?
No. He is a dog. A hairless terrier. Isn't he sweet?
I know what else you're thinking: Is he dressed like a clown?
Yes. He gets cold. What with no hair and all.
Might I interrupt this blog post to say that y'all ask excellent questions?
So yes, we are now the proud owners of CHEWBACCA. Yes, we named him. Yes, the name is ironic. But I think it gives him something to aspire to. Plus, when Kid B was clearly pulling ahead of Chewy in a raucous game of Space Chess, the wookie threatened to tear Kid B's arms off.
never make a wookie angry
Seriously, do not mess with this guy:
Even in his sleep, he is diabolical. And he sleeps A LOT
Last night I gave Chewy a bath, and then lathered him up with baby lotion, dressed him in new clean pajamas and rocked him to sleep.
Yes, I finally have a newborn.
2. Have you ever had one of those days where... you discover that you've been wearing keyboard instructions on your belly all day?
The other day, I came home and caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. Check it out:
Notice anything unusual?
Yep. That is the instruction sheet for how to set up the keyboard to my IPad.
Why couldn't it have been something cool like a map to atlantis?:
Don't zoom in too close. Not because I'm uncomfortable with having an extreme close-up of mah belly, but because that is the actual map to Atlantis, and I don't want it to get out there.
So... What's your day been like? Fill in the blank: Have you ever had one of those days where...
Or, you can just tell me if you think Chewy is the cutest rat you've ever seen...
February 4, 2013
Tour and Books
Hi Everyone,
This is Sam, Brodi's lovely husband. Brodi is currently on tour right now. If you live in the Atlanta area, Raleigh area and in Boston...she will be visiting you this week. Click HERE and you can see the times and locations of her visit. She is touring with some fabulous authors (Veronica Rossi, Cynthia Hand and Tahereh Mafi) and it should be a good time. When she gets back from this trip, she will give recaps of the book launch as well as the tour.
Also, Barnes and Noble and Amazon are offering a special $2.99 deal for EVERNEATH on the Nook or Kindle. Not sure how long this sale will last, but it is a great time to pick it up if want it as an ebook.
If you have any questions, let me know. If anyone wants to talk about the Super Bowl, I am also available for that as well.
This is Sam, Brodi's lovely husband. Brodi is currently on tour right now. If you live in the Atlanta area, Raleigh area and in Boston...she will be visiting you this week. Click HERE and you can see the times and locations of her visit. She is touring with some fabulous authors (Veronica Rossi, Cynthia Hand and Tahereh Mafi) and it should be a good time. When she gets back from this trip, she will give recaps of the book launch as well as the tour.
Also, Barnes and Noble and Amazon are offering a special $2.99 deal for EVERNEATH on the Nook or Kindle. Not sure how long this sale will last, but it is a great time to pick it up if want it as an ebook.
If you have any questions, let me know. If anyone wants to talk about the Super Bowl, I am also available for that as well.
January 21, 2013
All the things I've been doing before the Launch of EVERBOUND...
Hey y'all.
Sorry my blogging has been so sporadic. All I can say is...
And then every time I sat down to blog, I'd look at my interview pile, and my to-do list for the launch, and then I would sit there paralyzed, and I would do nothing.
But... tomorrow is the day. EVERBOUND hits shelves.
Here is what I've been doing instead of blogging:
I've been juggling all my balls...
Digging out of the snow...
Finally getting the courage up to play poker in Vegas... (you can see my name on the waiting list)
Selling tickets to this show...
Laughing at the pajamas my mom bought for my hubs and my brother-in-law...
Sitting in a bird... (trying to hide the fact that I'm wearing white socks)
Wearing a TAB hat...
Making a pilgrimage to the Mother Land...
Escaping the inversion with my sis...
And finally, the activity that took the longest time, straightening Kid C's hair.
I'm glad I got all this stuff taken care of before my book comes out tomorrow.
Speaking of launch parties, don't forget the launch for EVERBOUND (and Cynthia Hand's BOUNDLESS) is tomorrow night at 7:00 p.m. at The King's English. Come and party!
bonus: If you get your book signed, you'll get a guitar pick necklace.
double bonus: there will be food!
So... who's going to party with me tomorrow night???
Sorry my blogging has been so sporadic. All I can say is...
And then every time I sat down to blog, I'd look at my interview pile, and my to-do list for the launch, and then I would sit there paralyzed, and I would do nothing.
But... tomorrow is the day. EVERBOUND hits shelves.
Here is what I've been doing instead of blogging:
I've been juggling all my balls...
Digging out of the snow...
Finally getting the courage up to play poker in Vegas... (you can see my name on the waiting list)
Selling tickets to this show...
Laughing at the pajamas my mom bought for my hubs and my brother-in-law...
Sitting in a bird... (trying to hide the fact that I'm wearing white socks)
Wearing a TAB hat...
Making a pilgrimage to the Mother Land...
Escaping the inversion with my sis...
And finally, the activity that took the longest time, straightening Kid C's hair.
I'm glad I got all this stuff taken care of before my book comes out tomorrow.
Speaking of launch parties, don't forget the launch for EVERBOUND (and Cynthia Hand's BOUNDLESS) is tomorrow night at 7:00 p.m. at The King's English. Come and party!
bonus: If you get your book signed, you'll get a guitar pick necklace.
double bonus: there will be food!
So... who's going to party with me tomorrow night???
January 7, 2013
Two Weeks to EVERBOUND Launch. It's Cool. I'm not Freaking out.
Happy 2013 y'all!
Wanna hear something crazy?
EVERBOUND comes out two weeks from tomorrow.
EVERBOUNDcomesouttwoweeksfromtomorrowEVERBOUNDcomesouttwoweeksfromtomorrowEVERBOUNDcomesouttwoweeksfromtomorrowEVERBOUNDcomesouttwoweeksfromtomorrow.
I don't know how it happened. It was always "Oh, sometime next year" and now it's suddenly NEXT YEAR.
Of course we're going to have a party. And you're invited. Yes, YOU!
EVERBOUND Launch Party
The King's English Bookshop
January 22nd, 2013
7:00 p.m.
My in-laws will be providing the food again, which means it will be epic. Also, I will be giving away guitar pick necklaces. So, come to the partay!
If you're not near Salt Lake City, I'm touring around the country. Check my appearances page to see if I'll be in a city near you.
I also have a deadline a week from today. So if you need me, um, be patient.
How was everyone's New Year? Which books are on your reading list? You don't have to say EVERBOUND... not at all.
Wanna hear something crazy?
EVERBOUND comes out two weeks from tomorrow.
EVERBOUNDcomesouttwoweeksfromtomorrowEVERBOUNDcomesouttwoweeksfromtomorrowEVERBOUNDcomesouttwoweeksfromtomorrowEVERBOUNDcomesouttwoweeksfromtomorrow.
I don't know how it happened. It was always "Oh, sometime next year" and now it's suddenly NEXT YEAR.
Of course we're going to have a party. And you're invited. Yes, YOU!
EVERBOUND Launch Party
The King's English Bookshop
January 22nd, 2013
7:00 p.m.
My in-laws will be providing the food again, which means it will be epic. Also, I will be giving away guitar pick necklaces. So, come to the partay!
If you're not near Salt Lake City, I'm touring around the country. Check my appearances page to see if I'll be in a city near you.
I also have a deadline a week from today. So if you need me, um, be patient.
How was everyone's New Year? Which books are on your reading list? You don't have to say EVERBOUND... not at all.
