Rachel Alexander's Blog, page 275
February 16, 2019
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hades isn’t a badass. hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog spot. hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow. hades grows fruit. there’s no sun in the underworld.
hades isn’t a badass. stop saying this false thing
#hades probably double knots his laces
In myth, Hades’ most remarked upon traits are 1) how responsible/reliable he is, 2)how sober-minded he is, 3)how dedicated, implacable, and long-remembering he is, and 4)how boring and grim most of the other Olympians think he is to be around. Oh and notably, that if you play him a song he likes, he’ll basically give you anything you ask for(though not without conditions).
Hades is, canonically, a gigantic nerd. If they’d had trainsets, he’d have been the Olympian who collected trainsets, meticulously corrected with exacto knife and hobby-paints the errors toy-makers introduced to those trainsets, and then endlessly talked about those trainsets to anyone sat next to him at Thanksgiving Dinner :| When he wasn’t trying to rope them into an interminable discussion about gardening or divine law, that is :| :| He’s the sort of god who frequently handed out punishment like giving someone a million-piece puzzle where every piece is shaped the same, that resets itself at the start of every day if you don’t complete it, and then he keeps the last piece on his person at all times as a secret private joke for eternity because he finds you personally distasteful(not even because he’s mad at you or hates you particularly; he just doesn’t like you as a person) :| :| :| He is. A Gigantic. Nerd.
He’s also like one of the only gods who is faithful to his wife. And he listens to her like when she asks for a soul to be released and he’s like “But honey, the rules.” And she just gives him that look and he goes “Yes dear,” and lets the soul go with the easiest freaking instructions ever in a myth. And the human still fucks it up. Not his fault Persephone, not Hades’ fault this time. Essentially, Hades is sorta like the accountant suburban dad who collects really specific figurines and gets really grumpy when people mess up his lawn. Do you know how hard his wife worked on those roses? He is calling his attorney. Oh wait, he is also an attorney.
Filed under: Favorite Myths
Everybody knows it’s Persephone that you’ve got to watch out for.
I love this post every time I see it.
Last post reminds me of the scene in Destroyer of Light where Persephone gets fed up with Sisyphus :D
This post *also* reminds me of that scene in Destroyer of Light where Persephone had to let Minthe know what was up.
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ফেব্রুয়ারি ২০১৯ | 15 february 2019Bangla...
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ফেব্রুয়ারি ২০১৯ | 15 february 2019Bangla Word of the Day:
ডালিম
[ḍalim] | pomegranateNote: Other ways to say pomegranate include আনার [anar] and বেদানা [bedana]. This may vary region to region!
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Earrings, Greek and Roman ArtThe Cesnola...
Earrings, Greek and Roman Art
The Cesnola Collection, Purchased by subscription, 1874–76
Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York, NY
Medium: Gold
February 15, 2019
nectarcreek:
Softest sounds of spring
Softest sounds of spring
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Crafty Minotaur
i snorted so...
Crafty Minotaur
i snorted so fucking hard omg
omg fuck me i snorted coffee
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1. Deification of Herakles2 Battle between a...
1. Deification of Herakles
2 Battle between a hoplite and cavalrymen
3. Detail of repair, where a broken handle was reattached and a new mouth added, both with staples (now removed). The mouth is about twenty years later than the rest of the vase.
Attributed to Bareiss Painter, Medea Group (Greek (Attic), active late 6th century B.C.)
Attic Black-Figure Neck-Amphora, 530–520 B.C., Terracotta
32.9 × 21.9 cm (12 15/16 × 8 5/8 in.)
The J. Paul Getty Museum, Los Angeles
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READ RECEIVER OF MANYby @therkalexander because it is remarkably well written and...
READ RECEIVER OF MANYby @therkalexander because it is remarkably well written and thoroughly researched and has perfect characterization and also…such good smut, my dudesHades and Persephone forever and ever and ever, pls and thxREAD THE SERIES NOW OR I WILL CONTINUE TO YELL AT YALL ABOUT HOW GREAT IT IS
