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May 29, 2012

Home ... Home ... Homer ... on the Range

When most people think of country music they think of Nashville. They think of the pop music with a fiddle They think of over-starched shirts, cowboy hats, and sequined western shirts.



I don;t much like that kind of country music.



But I LOVE Texas country music.



Yes there is a HUGE difference.



So one of my favorite events of the year is Homer's Backyard Ball which takes place in an empty field on the east side of Amarillo each and every May.






The event started as backyard party at a guy's house back in 1997 and has now blossomed to an all day music and food fest with an impressive lineup of bands each year, with proceeds benefiting The Make A Wish Foundation.



This year's headliner was Cody Canada and The Departed.









But the headliner didn't hit the stage until well after dark and for most of the day it was hot and sunny. Everyone has different ways to cope with the Texas heat but most people bring a canopy of some sort so the place begins to look like a tent city after a while.













My group of friends was no exception, but a tent alone is not enough to coll off a big hairy fella like me. So I got in touch with my inner pirate, by kicking off my shoes and letting the rum flow underneath my awning. (By the way, that fella with the fancy ink on his leg. He actually took all of these pictures except this one. His name is Damian. He possesses mad skills with a pogo stick.)







Some don fancy hats to keep the sun off of them.







After seeing this hat, I realize the box that Coors Light comes in is actually more valuable than the stuff they call beer in these silver bottles.





Some prefer their beer delivered in a high sped manner.







As the beer flows, so does the tunes. Here is a video from Casey Derry, of one of Amarillo's finest musicians.









And of course others prefer to keep cool with well-placed straw hats.














Yep, Texas is a mighty fine place.




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Published on May 29, 2012 13:49

May 23, 2012

Feeling Nutty

I've been trying really hard to blog at least once a week so here are some random thoughts from the past seven days.



You have probably heard that a private company SpaceX launched a rocket into space this week.



But did you hear that along with the cargo on board headed to the space station there was also a number of people. okay not really people, at least in the living sense, but their remains -- their ashes? For the sum of three grand Space X along with partner Celestis will release the remains of the dearly departed while in orbit.



Who says you can't buy your way into heaven?



James Doohan the actor who played Scotty on Star Trek was beamed up for the last time in this recent flight. Actually this was his remains second attempt as a failed mission dumped him into the Pacific ocean back in 2008.



Talk about Star Trek : The Next Generation



In other news I created this short video for my own, and hopefully your, entertainment.







And last but not least I have to share this with y'all. I write for a Texas football magazine and by far the largest part of the job is creating the profiles for the MANY high school teams here in the state. Some of these are really out of the way places. Tiny little towns that play 6 man football and almost no one except those from there have ever heard of. One such town's high school is nicknamed the steers.



Now for the uneducated a steer is a castrated bull. If you are really uneducated let me explain more. Castrated means the animals testicles have been removed.



Now in light of that fact having a football team called the steers seems rather asinine to me but as I was writing the profile and recapping their last season I noticed they had lost one game by two points. I couldn't resist writing this brilliant (if I do say so myself) line ... And in the final non-district tune-up, the Steers came up a pair short in a (56-54) loss to Silverton.
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Published on May 23, 2012 20:23

May 16, 2012

Deep In The ... err ... Heart? of Texas

My wife Jennifer is a pre-K Montessori teacher. I think being married to me all these years has given her tons of patience and understanding and groomed her to be quite excellent at the job.



But my wife is also a fun loving college student of the 90s. The 90s saw lots of trends and perhaps one of the most popular was proliferation of tattoos. And if you were a college aged girl of the 90s and went out to get some ink there is a fairly high chance that said ink was placed a couple of inches above the crack of your ass.



Yep, I'm talking about the oh so glorious tramp stamp. Yep, I am revealing to the world that my wife has one.



I tried in vain to gain permission to include a picture of her tattoo here. Nope I didn't get it.



So for the 2 maybe 3 folks out there in blog land unaware what a tramp stamp looks like here is one I found on the good old internet.









My wife's tattoo is about that same size only a different shape. Hers is a heart-shaped Texas flag.



Not unlike the one displayed on the cover of THE FEEDSTORE CHRONICLES.







No that was not a hidden symbol. I had nothing to do with the cover design so it was kind of funny when my publisher sent the art work and I noticed the design.



Okay, back to my wife and her teaching duties.



Four and five-year-olds are inquisitive creatures. And perceptive. So just the other day an eagle-eyed lad spotted a bit of Jennifer's ink when she was sitting in circle time.


And what did he do?



Immediately shouted, "Mrs. Jennifer has a Captain America tattoo on her butt!"



I get the boy's confusion.









The star is there. And the colors and hey a circle and a heart are not all that different.



What I find most humorous is that my wife was not so offended that this kid was shouting about her butt, or acting like she'd just mooned him when in fact he only spied the very top of the tatt above her waistline. Not it was the fact that she was offended that ANYONE regardless of age would think she'd be silly enough to get a superhero tattoo.



She was steadfast in in squelching that rumor. "I do not have a Captain America tattoo. It is a Texas tattoo. she quickly informed everyone in ear shot."



And that is but another reason why I love my wife.


















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Published on May 16, 2012 12:03

May 9, 2012

And Down The Stretch I Come

I believe in Karma. As I pointed out in THE FEEDSTORE CHRONICLES the word karma is too new age for some folks but whether you describe it as "you reap what you sow," "an eye for an eye," or "you get what you give," I think most of us believe in the principal.



This past weekend I felt as if my karma was being tested.



It started Friday night. My son had soccer practice for his traveling team and we had a few other errands to run so it was nearing 9 PM by the time I pulled into our neighborhood Sonic Drive-In to feed my family.











Yeah I know, great parenting but just wait it gets worse. As I am ordering burgers and tots and foot long conies for my clan, a new Trans-am or Firebird or some other such car pulls up next to our minivan.







The vehicle is driven by a young, 17 or so, boy. His radio is thumping loudly with base. So much so that I cannot hear when the sonic guy asks me a question. I shoot the kid in the thumping car a look. he flashes a cocky grin and if anything turns up the radio even louder.



The Sonic guy repeats my order but all I hear is the last line. "Is your order correct?"



Casting an eye over at the Based Out Buffoon next to me, I say loudly, "I have no idea if that is correct because the kid next to me has his radio turned up way too loud!"



At this point the kid's buddies join him and feeling cocky he is bragging while grinning at me. "Hey guys come check out my stereo. Apparently it is really loud. I didn't know it was so loud. have you guys ever heard a radio this loud?



I heard enough so I backed the minivan up a few feet and stepped out of my vehicle. I had a few things I wanted to toss int he trash anyway and I wanted to let the mouthy little punk get a good long look at all 6 foot 5 inches and 290 pounds of me. Just to let him know it wasn't advantageous for him to continue flapping his gums.



Suddenly quiet the punk gave me a curt little nod as I passed by and according to my wife his buddy said, "Man that is a big dude once I strolled by on the way to dump my trash."



All I know is both they and their radios were silent from then on.



Then after soccer games Saturday morning and a bit of cinematography Saturday afternoon I stopped in Wal-Mart for a few items. Now I despise Wal-Mart but my wife loves Lime Salt for her beer that is only sold at Wal-Mart so like a dutiful husband I stopped there.



I carried my purchases which included a case of Shiner Bock and an 18 pack of Corona up the the counter.









The lady took one look and asked, "Do you live in a house or an apartment?"



Slightly taken aback I said," A house."



"Good," she said. " because I live in an apartment and I hate people like you who stay up all night drinking and being loud while I'm trying to sleep."



This impromptu rant rendered me speechless. A damn rare event I might add.



 So I drove away from the store pondering her anger and bitterness. For a little bit I even wondered if I had done something to deserve her scorn.



But only an hour or so later I was sipping one of those cold Shiner Bocks and watching the Kentucky Derby.









I was still pondering my karma's state when the horse I"LL HAVE ANOTHER galloped across the finish line. I'll HAVE ANOTHER for the win shouted the announcer and it was at that point I realized the bottle in my hand was now empty -- a sign if I've ever seen one. Yep, that gal at Wal-Mart was just plain crazy. Had she been right ROUSING SERMON would've taken the win rather than finishing 8th.



So I hoisted myself off the couch and proudly said, "Yep, I'll HAVE ANOTHER."




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Published on May 09, 2012 11:05

May 1, 2012

Too Old For Jersey Shore, Too Young to Crochet

Taking a look at my recent output it's hard to imagine I once was a prolific blogger. And truth of the matter is I've had plenty of things I wanted to share with you but sadly I'm not allowed to. Not yet anyway, so I've been going with the philosophy it's better to say nothing at all than to risk saying too much. But I miss you guys so I'm going to try and be a bit more present in the blog world not only here, but at the various blogs I miss reading as well.



Life was hectic last month, not only writing wise but everyday life as well. My wife had knee surgery to replace her ACL after attempting a daring, one-legged stop of a soccer ball during my son's practice. Okay it wasn't all that daring, but it did prove to be dangerous. She now has a cadaver ligament and I can only hope someone like Pele was the donor so that next time Jennifer can boot that ball back with style.


The recovery period nearly drove my wife insane. I came home one day at lunch to check on her only to find her watching Jersey Shore. The next day she dispatched me to Hobby Lobby to purchase her yarn and crochet needles. On day three she delivered the best line of the whole ordeal when she said, "I'm too old to watch Jersey Shore and too young to crochet.











Now some dating advice from me in the form of some random photos from my phone. Why? Because I can't really talk about what I want to. 



Begin your date by freshening your breath with some of these ...




 


 because what gal doesn't love the smell of patted meat?





And when dinner is served don't forget to wash it down with some of this fine Texas beer.







And last but not least folks, if your speed date goes particularly well ... you can expect one of these.








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Published on May 01, 2012 07:22

April 13, 2012

Mother Nature's Mud Slushy

A few nights ago a freak thunderstorm developed just north of my hometown of Amarillo, Texas. Along with the usual rain, wind and lightening, this storm dumped 4 FEET of hail. The individual hail stones were not super large but freakishly plentiful. Here is some footage of mother natures mud slushy. Highways were forced to close and snow plows were brought in to clear the roads. 



Here is some video footage ...








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Published on April 13, 2012 11:15

April 7, 2012

Please ... And Thank You

My 2009 house fire taught me many things. First and foremost that this world is stocked full of good, generous, and caring people. Many of these spectacular souls banded together to create an online fundraiser for my family. I can't tell you what the out pouring of friendship and love meant to my family. I pride myself in my writing ability, but there simply are not words to describe some things.




Many of those same individuals in the online writing community have banded together to create a project benefiting writer, activist, and friend-to-many, Richard Levangie.  I have a story in the project as do many others. i have not read the collection yet, but given the talent involved I can promise you it will be a great read.




Here is a bit from the website created for this worthy endeavor ...




Welcome! Friends of writer and activist
Richard Levangie are raising money to assist him as he recovers from
neurosurgery to treat a pituitary tumor. In exchange for every donation,
in any amount, we're giving away Facing the Sun, an anthology of 29 stories, poems, and reminiscences contributed by fellow writers from around the globe.



Richard is an award winning writer living and working in Nova Scotia. He
has a degree in journalism from The University of King's College, over a
thousand bylines, and a national writing award. His articles have
appeared in newspapers and magazines such as Endless Vacation, WINE Magazine, The Montreal Gazette, and The Halifax Daily News.



He has written and edited three daily environmental business publications for Fortune 1000 executives. He blogs at http://www.richardlevangie.com/ where he routinely promotes authors through his "25 Questions" interview feature.



Richard was originally diagnosed with a prolactinoma, a non-cancerous
pituitary tumor, in 1994, which caused frequent, debilitating migraines
and chronic fatigue.



Last year, an MRI revealed that Richard's tumor had doubled in size,
that it was more aggressive, and that it was invading his sinus cavity.
In an attempt to avoid, or at least delay, an operation, Richard entered
an experimental drug trial. Unfortunately, the results were not what he
and his doctors had hoped, and on 5 April he was admitted to surgery.






Years
of illness have placed Richard in a financially precarious position,
and his absence from the workplace is crippling. He's given a lot to the
writing community. Now, with your generous help, we would like to give
back.



Please donate what you can using the PayPal button below. No matter the amount, we'll email you Facing the Sun in pdf format. And we'll carve your name in stone in the sidebar.


























Please visit the website created for this project and consider donating to help a great guy and to add some worthwhile reading to your collection.
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Published on April 07, 2012 11:06

April 4, 2012

Ligamints and Life

Today, I'm blogging live from Quail Creek Surgical Hospital here in Amarillo, Texas, where my lovely wife is about to go under the knife. It was nearly three weeks ago that her mad soccer skills led to this moment. Don't let anybody fool you, being a soccer mom is dangerous stuff.

But a word of advice to you moms and dads out there with Pele aspirations. When the agile, nubile, and decidedly not fragile kids kick the ball and it is fast rolling beyond the practice area.
LET IT GO.

Those kids can Chase the ball just fine, but if we as parents try some daring, leg jutting move to stop said ball bad shit can and will happen. And doing some awkward knee testing split in the grass will only lead to the destruction of your ACL, the partial destruction of your MCL, and a messed up miniscus.

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I hope all my friends in the Dallas/Ft Worth area are fine after yesterdays storms. I had several blog readers and internet friends inquire about me and while I am grateful people care enough to be concerned but I feel compelled to point out that my home here in Amarillo is some 360 miles north and west of Dallas and we only had moderate storms with some small hail. We need the rain so bad that even with large hail we would welcome a storm.

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I recently did a podcast interview with Reid Kerr and despite the fact I sound a bit like a twangy Kermit the Frog compared to Reid's smooth radio voice I want to share the link so you can check it out. Not sure if the link will work properly since I'm writing this VIA my phone, but here it is. http://reidaboutit.com/?p=1297

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That's all I have for today. I'm sick of fighting my phone to write this so please excuse any typos. Fat fingers, auto correct and a small keyboard are not my friends.
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Published on April 04, 2012 05:46

April 3, 2012

Notch Up The Arrows

More and more I realize I am the literary equivalent of Doctor Jekyll and Mr Hyde.Actually my two writing personalities are not so much good and evil as they are ridiculous and serious.



All of my works fall into either the categories of absurd comedy, or darkly emotional.



But there does seem to be one common theme to most everything I write -- love.



Even THE FEEDSTORE CHRONICLES, for all of its pervasive comedy, is at its conclusion a love story. Plundered Booty the same. I have recently tried to write 3 separate comedy project where love was not a factor in the plot or theme. I have failed to create so much as a single acceptable chapter on any of the three. 



I have 4, maybe 5 unfinished novels buried on my hard drive. Upon further examination none of these failed starts deal with love.



All of my completed novels, from the romance and women's fiction stuff to the comedic stories to the one literary novel I've completed would make cupid proud.


I'm not sure what this says about me. Perhaps I have tried too hard to flee the "big hairy love story writer" moniker. Perhaps I have been in denial about who I am as a writer. But no more. I am going to totally embrace this fact about me and write strictly from the heart. Even if I have to market the more serious, dark material with a pseudonym.

 
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Published on April 03, 2012 08:23

April 1, 2012

Five Great Ones

This blog is 5 years old today. I guess that means it is ready to head off to kindergarten and learn to play well with others.



I want to thank you for taking time to stop by here and read my eclectic mix of posts over the years. You guys have been life savers, motivators, confidants, so-conspirators and most importantly friends overs these past 5 years.



I don't post as often as I used to, but y'all have truly made my world a better place.


THANK YOU.
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Published on April 01, 2012 09:33