Hovertext:Is this the one that gets me that sweet sweet hatemail I've craved for 20 years?
Hovertext:I don't care if scientists invent immortality, I am transferring my head to my kids' bodies and that is final!
Hovertext:This is the real afterlife.
Hovertext:The really distressing part is that he keeps saying names for approximately 6 hours.
Hovertext:Remember when conspiracy theories were mostly just funny?
Hovertext:Also you would not BELIEVE what the out-group did.
Hovertext:Surprisingly, Panda War Criminals 3 was the high point in the series.
Hovertext:We should be measuring happiness of CATS.
Hovertext:Drawing all those stupid onions was worth it for the phrase keystone onion.
Hovertext:You ever reflect that if Thoreau lived today he'd be instagramming from Walden Pond?
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