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September 25, 2024

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Blind



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The great part is it gets funnier every time it's spoken.


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Published on September 25, 2024 10:47

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September 23, 2024

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Neurons



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On the plus side if you assume God does NOT understand us you can put an upper bound on His neuron count.


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Published on September 23, 2024 10:53

September 22, 2024

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Excel



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Eff y'all, excel is a perfectly acceptable transitive verb. Spread the word.


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Published on September 22, 2024 09:59

September 21, 2024

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hold Up



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From this angle you can't see the Habsburg jawline.


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Published on September 21, 2024 15:00

September 20, 2024

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Intelligent



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This is gonna be the most upsetting part about first alien contact.


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Published on September 20, 2024 12:41

September 19, 2024

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Quest



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You can also farm for human pelts, but the town guards get angry.


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Published on September 19, 2024 05:58

September 18, 2024

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Found



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This theory actually makes sense of all holiday creatures that manage to visit every house.


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Published on September 18, 2024 08:45

September 17, 2024

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hungers



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Written in a state of harnger.


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Published on September 17, 2024 09:17

September 16, 2024

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Monolith



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This was actually the 4th time the monolith's creations got eaten by humans.


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Published on September 16, 2024 09:29